Hiya! Since almost all of you liked the first two chapters, I've decided to
keep writing! Yay! And I actually have a plot! Double yay! Okies, here's
Ch.3. Hope ya like! ^_^
Disclaimer-The 'happy drug' and 'smoking the track' ideas both belong to Dekustar, and Pokemon and all of it's characters belong to the Japanese guy who made em up. Happy? Good! Now lemme go back to sleep! ::falls asleep again::
The scene is of a quiet forest with all different kinds of Pokemon running everywhere, blah, blah, blah...The camera changes in a different direction and we see Misty dragging and unconscious Ash by his shirt collar along a small, dirt path. Pikachu is walking behind slowly, singing a drunken version of Jingle Bells in Pokemon Language. Misty comes up to a sign, and reads it.
Misty-Viridian City: One Mile...YAY! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
She picks up the pace and starts running faster with Ash's head occasionally hitting rocks. He wakes up.
Ash-What the hell is going on?
Misty-::is still dragging him:: Get up! We're almost there!
Ash obeys, and with Pikachu following, they reach the Pokemon Center. They open the doors and go inside.
Misty-Yeah! I'm finally free!
Ash-From who?
Misty-You, duh!
Ash-Huh? What did I do?
Misty-If you hadn't come along, I wouldn't have been attacked by Spearows!
Ash-Me? You're the one who screamed!
They start arguing loudly. Nurse Joy hears them, and comes up to the desk.
N.J-Can I help you?
Ash-Uh................Who's that?
Misty-Baka! That's Nurse Joy! She heals your Pokemon!
Ash-Oh...Er, Aoaiuwvnma? Can you help Pikachu?
N.J-It's Nurse Joy...And what about it?
Ash puts Pikachu on the desk and it starts to run around in circles.
N.J-WTF?! What happened to it?!
Ash-Eh...It somehow got a hold of a bottle of ketchup. Every time it drinks it, it acts like this.
N.J-Oh. Well, I know how to fix that!
She takes the ketchup bottle away from Pikachu. It returns to normal.
N.J-Now, no more drinking!
Pikachu-::looks at her sadly:: Chu? *translation* Please?
N.J.-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu shocks her and it goes back into it's Poke Ball.
Ash-Sorry Aoaiuwvnma...
N.J-IT'S NURSE JOY!!!!!!!!!
Misty-::sweatdrop:: Try traveling with em...
Just then, the lights go out.
Ash, Misty, and N.J-Huh?
Smoke surrounds them and they all start coughing. Two figures appear in front of them, and background music starts to play.
Voice 1-Trick or treat!
Voice 2-Smell my feet!
Voice 1-Give us something good to eat!
Voice 2-We want candy!
Voice 1-It sure is dandy!
Voice 2-Not that icky healthy stuff!
Both-YUCK!!!!!
The smoke clears showing Jessie and James of Team Rocket.
Jessie-Trick or treat!
James-Smell my feet!
Jessie-Give us something good to eat!
James-We want candy!
Jessie-It sure is dandy!
James-Not that icky healthy stuff!
The music stops and a Meowth jumps through the air and lands in between Jessie and James.
Meowth-Sugary!
Ash, Misty, and N.J-O.O()
Misty-::seeing the red R's on their shirts:: Hey...aren't you three members of Team Rocket?
Jessie, James, and Meowth all start bouncing up and down because of all the sugar and caffeine they've had earlier.
Jessie-As a matter of fact, we are!
James does that high pitched squeal of his.
N.J-And doesn't Team Rocket steal Pokemon?
Ash-YOU'RE NOT GETTING PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!
Meowth-::happily:: Not exactly...Sure our other team members steal Pokemon, but we are the one and only... Team Rocket Sugar Thieves!
Jessie, James, and Meowth strike a Team Rocket pose and Ash, Misty, and N.J all fall over anime style.
N.J-Sugar thieves?
James-We steal sugar!
Jessie, James, and Meowth all start singing their sugar motto again, but are interrupted by Ash.
Ash-...Are you guys high on somethin?
Jessie-Yeah...We're high on...LIFE!!!!!!!!!
Misty-::falls over:: What he meant to say was, have you been taking drugs?
James-We like to call it the...
J, J and M-HAPPY DRUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meowth-And plus, it's better than smoking the track!
Misty-::whistles::
N.J-So, you don't steal Pokemon?
James-Nope!
Ash-Then what do you want?
Jessie-Give us all of your sugar and candy on the double!
Meowth-If ya don't, you'll be lookin for trouble!
James-Hey, that rhymed!
Misty-We don't have any, so go away!
Jessie-Well, I guess we'll just have to force it out of you!
J, J, and M start charging at the twerps. Misty takes a piece of track out of her pocket and sets it on fire. She throws it at James' head, catching his hair on fire.
James-O.O() AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He runs out of the room screaming.
Jessie-JAMES! COME BACK! WE HAVE TO STEAL THEIR SUGAR!!!!!!!!
She runs off after them with Meowth following.
Meowth-Looks like Team Rocket's blastin off again!
Ash-Yay! We beat Team Rocket!
He strikes a pose.
Misty-We? I did all the work!
They start arguing again. Nurse Joy looks around and notices that the Pokemon Center is on fire. The piece of track is laying on the floor burning.
N.J-LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY POKEMON CENTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash and Misty-O.O() Whoops...
Kk, dat's it! Chapter 3 is over! Plz review and tell me what ya think!
Disclaimer-The 'happy drug' and 'smoking the track' ideas both belong to Dekustar, and Pokemon and all of it's characters belong to the Japanese guy who made em up. Happy? Good! Now lemme go back to sleep! ::falls asleep again::
The scene is of a quiet forest with all different kinds of Pokemon running everywhere, blah, blah, blah...The camera changes in a different direction and we see Misty dragging and unconscious Ash by his shirt collar along a small, dirt path. Pikachu is walking behind slowly, singing a drunken version of Jingle Bells in Pokemon Language. Misty comes up to a sign, and reads it.
Misty-Viridian City: One Mile...YAY! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
She picks up the pace and starts running faster with Ash's head occasionally hitting rocks. He wakes up.
Ash-What the hell is going on?
Misty-::is still dragging him:: Get up! We're almost there!
Ash obeys, and with Pikachu following, they reach the Pokemon Center. They open the doors and go inside.
Misty-Yeah! I'm finally free!
Ash-From who?
Misty-You, duh!
Ash-Huh? What did I do?
Misty-If you hadn't come along, I wouldn't have been attacked by Spearows!
Ash-Me? You're the one who screamed!
They start arguing loudly. Nurse Joy hears them, and comes up to the desk.
N.J-Can I help you?
Ash-Uh................Who's that?
Misty-Baka! That's Nurse Joy! She heals your Pokemon!
Ash-Oh...Er, Aoaiuwvnma? Can you help Pikachu?
N.J-It's Nurse Joy...And what about it?
Ash puts Pikachu on the desk and it starts to run around in circles.
N.J-WTF?! What happened to it?!
Ash-Eh...It somehow got a hold of a bottle of ketchup. Every time it drinks it, it acts like this.
N.J-Oh. Well, I know how to fix that!
She takes the ketchup bottle away from Pikachu. It returns to normal.
N.J-Now, no more drinking!
Pikachu-::looks at her sadly:: Chu? *translation* Please?
N.J.-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu shocks her and it goes back into it's Poke Ball.
Ash-Sorry Aoaiuwvnma...
N.J-IT'S NURSE JOY!!!!!!!!!
Misty-::sweatdrop:: Try traveling with em...
Just then, the lights go out.
Ash, Misty, and N.J-Huh?
Smoke surrounds them and they all start coughing. Two figures appear in front of them, and background music starts to play.
Voice 1-Trick or treat!
Voice 2-Smell my feet!
Voice 1-Give us something good to eat!
Voice 2-We want candy!
Voice 1-It sure is dandy!
Voice 2-Not that icky healthy stuff!
Both-YUCK!!!!!
The smoke clears showing Jessie and James of Team Rocket.
Jessie-Trick or treat!
James-Smell my feet!
Jessie-Give us something good to eat!
James-We want candy!
Jessie-It sure is dandy!
James-Not that icky healthy stuff!
The music stops and a Meowth jumps through the air and lands in between Jessie and James.
Meowth-Sugary!
Ash, Misty, and N.J-O.O()
Misty-::seeing the red R's on their shirts:: Hey...aren't you three members of Team Rocket?
Jessie, James, and Meowth all start bouncing up and down because of all the sugar and caffeine they've had earlier.
Jessie-As a matter of fact, we are!
James does that high pitched squeal of his.
N.J-And doesn't Team Rocket steal Pokemon?
Ash-YOU'RE NOT GETTING PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!
Meowth-::happily:: Not exactly...Sure our other team members steal Pokemon, but we are the one and only... Team Rocket Sugar Thieves!
Jessie, James, and Meowth strike a Team Rocket pose and Ash, Misty, and N.J all fall over anime style.
N.J-Sugar thieves?
James-We steal sugar!
Jessie, James, and Meowth all start singing their sugar motto again, but are interrupted by Ash.
Ash-...Are you guys high on somethin?
Jessie-Yeah...We're high on...LIFE!!!!!!!!!
Misty-::falls over:: What he meant to say was, have you been taking drugs?
James-We like to call it the...
J, J and M-HAPPY DRUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meowth-And plus, it's better than smoking the track!
Misty-::whistles::
N.J-So, you don't steal Pokemon?
James-Nope!
Ash-Then what do you want?
Jessie-Give us all of your sugar and candy on the double!
Meowth-If ya don't, you'll be lookin for trouble!
James-Hey, that rhymed!
Misty-We don't have any, so go away!
Jessie-Well, I guess we'll just have to force it out of you!
J, J, and M start charging at the twerps. Misty takes a piece of track out of her pocket and sets it on fire. She throws it at James' head, catching his hair on fire.
James-O.O() AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He runs out of the room screaming.
Jessie-JAMES! COME BACK! WE HAVE TO STEAL THEIR SUGAR!!!!!!!!
She runs off after them with Meowth following.
Meowth-Looks like Team Rocket's blastin off again!
Ash-Yay! We beat Team Rocket!
He strikes a pose.
Misty-We? I did all the work!
They start arguing again. Nurse Joy looks around and notices that the Pokemon Center is on fire. The piece of track is laying on the floor burning.
N.J-LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY POKEMON CENTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash and Misty-O.O() Whoops...
Kk, dat's it! Chapter 3 is over! Plz review and tell me what ya think!
