Haha! I'm writin chapters fast! Dey keep comin! Here's Ch.5...And, like I always say, hope ya like it! ^_^

Disclaimer-Ganondork owns his Malibu Barbie Beach House, LinkSage owns Ganon(cuz they're goin out! ::evil snicker::), and I own nothin...Boo, hoo, hoo...

The scene shows 'Super Misty' flying through the sky carrying Ash and Brock with her. Brock, madly in love with Ash, is drooling all over him. Ash is desperately trying to get away, but realizes if he does, he'll fall to the ground and die. What a situation, eh?

Ash-::in a whiney voice:: Misty? Are we there yet?

Misty-Almost...

She looks down and sees Cerelean City.

Misty-We're here!

She flys down to it and drops Ash and Brock on the ground.

Ash-Yeah! I'm finally free!

Brock-From who?

Ash-You!

Misty-Wait a second...

Ash-WAHOO! Free...free...FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He runs around and spots a stone path.

Ash-Hey...Where's this go?

Misty, after putting her other outfit back on again, walks up to Ash with Brock following.

Ash-...Let's follow it!

Brock-Good idea Ashy Washy!

Ash-...

They run along it and stop in front of a huge castle surrounded by lava. A rainbow colored bridge leads to the door.

Ash, Misty, and Brock-O.O()

Brock-What is this place?

Misty walks up to a nearby sign, and reads it.

Misty-Ganon's Castle...Wait, that's crossed off...Barbie's Malibu Beach House...No, that's crossed off too...Ganondorf's Gym. Hey you guys, it's a gym!

Ash and Brock walk up to her.

Ash-Really?

He reads the sign.

Ash-Hey! This sign says this place used to be Ganon's Castle. Isn't that from Zelda?

Brock-But sugar lump, we can't be in Hyrule...

Misty-Can we?

Just then Link, with Navi flying around his head, runs across the rainbow bridge and into the castle.

Brock-That solves my question.

Misty-But you didn't ask a question!

Brock-Whoops...

Ash-Let's go in! I wanna get another badge!

He runs across the rainbow bridge, and, with Misty and Brock following, goes inside. Inside the castle, they see Link running up a set of stairs.

Misty-Let's follow him!

Ash and Brock-Right!

Brock- Jinx honey!

Ash-...

They follow Link all the way up to the top. He opens a door and goes through it. Ash, Misty, and Brock follow him. They see Ganondorf, king of evil, steal the triforce from Link, blah, blah, blah... Ash looks at Ganondorf.

Ash-Hey, are you Malibu Barbie? Cuz that's what it says on your sign...

Ganondorf falls over anime style.

Ganon-No! I'm Ganondorf, king of evil!

He laughs evilly.

Ganon-I used to be Malibu Barbie, but that was a long time ago...Eh heh heh heh...Forget that! It's time to fight!

He uses his 'powers' to knock off part of the floor and Ash, Misty, Brock, and Link jump to the other side. Ganondorf sends a lightning bolt at Link, and he hits it back with his sword, sending it back and forth.

Ash-Yay! Ping Pong! Ping!

Brock-Good idea luv! Pong!

Ash-Ping!

Brock-Pong!

Ash-Ping!

Brock-Pong!

Ash-Ping!

Brock-Pong!

Ash-Ping!

Brock-Pong!

Ash-Ping!

Brock-Pong!

Misty-You two need help...-_-()

Ganondorf, while playing 'ping pong' with Link, here's Ash and Brock.

Ganon-Urk...WHAT IS THAT INFERNAL RACKET?!

Ash-Ping!

Brock-Pong!

Ganondorf stops fighting and turns around looking for the sound. He sees Ash and Brock.

Ganon-Would you cut it o-

He gets cut off by the lightning bolt, which hits him in the chest. He falls over in pain.

Ganon-::Breathing loudly:: Me? The all mighty evil king...beaten by some kid?

He falls over once again, this time defeated. Zelda comes down out of the sky, blah, blah, blah...

Zelda-Link...This place is going to fall soon...Let's get out of here!

Link-Yes ma'am!

They start running towards the exit, but Ash stops them. He starts drooling over Zelda.

Ash-Hey...What's your name pretty missy?

Link-Nuh uh! My girl!

He trys to hit Ash on the head with his sword, but Ash ducks. Link accidentally hits Brock, who was standing right behind Ash.

Link-Whoops...

Zelda-What were you going to say Link?

Link-I was going to say that I l-

Malon comes running up to Link and slaps him, cutting him off.

Malon-Link, how could you? I thought you liked me!

Link-But I do...

Mysterious Voice-Crap! I better straighten this out!

Eevee appears in the castle.

Misty-Who are you?

Eevee-The author, duh! Now for the Zelda peeps...

She takes out one of those Men In Black memory erasers.

Eevee-Sorry guys, but I gotta do this!

She pushes the button on the MIB thingy, erasing Link, Zelda, and Malon's memories.

Link-...Wha?

Malon-Where are we?

Eevee-::pointing to Link:: Link, take Zelda and Malon out of here...now!

Link-...I'm Link? Uh...Ok!

Link, Zelda, and Malon run out and down the stairs.

Eevee-Now that that's done, I better go...See ya!

Misty-Bye!

Eevee-Oh, and Ash? You're an idiot.

Ash-Hey!

She disappears in a cloud of dark blue smoke.

Misty-Now what do we do now?

Ash-Uh...Let's go see if Malibu Barbie will gimme a badge!

He runs up to Ganondorf, and starts poking him. He wakes up.

Ganon-What the...

Ash-Malibu Barbie? Can I have the Cascade Badge?

Ganon-For the last time, it's Ganondorf! And in order to get my badge, you'll have to fight me!

He gets up and starts floating in midair again, laughing loudly. Brock hears him, and gets up. He sees Ganondorf, and walks over to him.

Brock-::with heart eyes:: Hi! I'm Brock! Who are you?

Ganon-::with heart eyes:: I'm Ganondorf!

Brock-Wow! That's cool!

Ganon-I know!

They start drooling over each other.

Misty- -_-()

Ash-Hey! I wanna battle! Go Pikachu!

Pikachu pops out of it's Poke Ball. It runs up to Ganondorf.

Ganon-O.O() EEK! A MOUSE!

He runs away from it, and accidentally runs out the window falling into the pit of lava.

Brock-::in slow motion:: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

He jumps out the window after him.

Ash and Misty- -_-()

Ash-Do you think we should save em?

Misty-Sure.

She rips off her outfit, showing her superman one. She picks up Ash and Pikachu, and flys out the window and down to the ground. They see Ganondorf and Brock, and walk up to them.

Ash-You guys ok?

Brock-I think so...Daniel dear, are you all right?

Ganon-WHAT IS THAT SOUND???!!!!

Link, Zelda, and Malon all run out of the castle and up to them.

Link-It's the heart bleeping noise.

Ganon-Oh. What's it mean?

Link-You need to eat something.

Ganon-Ok!

He grabs Navi out of the air and eats her.

Ganon-Yum! The annoying fairy flavor!

Link-...I'M FREE!!!!!!! YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He runs toward the market screaming insanely.

Zelda and Malon-Wait for us Link!

They run after him.

Ash and Misty-...

Ash-Hey! What about my badge?

Ganon-Uh...You can have it if I can come with you!

Brock-PLEASE ASH???!!!!

Ash-No Ashy Washy? No luv? No sugar lump? No hott stuff?

Brock-I didn't call you that...

Ash-Oh. SURE YOU CAN COME WITH US!!!

Ganon and Brock-YAY!!!!!!!!!!

Ganondorf hands Ash the Cascade Badge. He hugs Brock, who hugs back.

Misty puts her regular outfit back on.

Ganon-I LOVE YOU BROCK!!!!!!!!

Brock-I LOVE YOU TOO DANIEL!!!!!!!!

They start to make out.

Misty covers her eyes.

Ash-() THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wahoo! It's all over! And I tink dat as da best chapter yet! Review plz! ^_^