Yayness! Ch. 6 is here! Unfortunately, not many peeps have been reading my fic. past chapter 2...Oh well! This one's funny, so read, read, read!!!

Disclaimer-SHOOPID SKULL SPIDERS!(dun ask...)

The scene shows Ash, Misty, Brock, Ganondorf, and Pikachu walking on a long, dirt path. Obviously, Misty can't carry two guys and an over-sized 'evil king'.

Ash-Uh...Where are we going again?

Misty-For the third time Ash, Vermillion City! It has another Pokemon Gym where you can earn another badge.

Ash-Oh.

He yawns.

Ash-I'm bored. How 'bout you Brock? Malibu Barbie?

Brock-Fine! Just happy!

Ganon-Dandy!

Brock-Daniel, how about we go get some 'firewood'?

He winks at Ganondorf.

Misty-But we don't need fir-

Ganondorf cuts her off.

Ganon-Good idea! Let's so get some!

They skip off happily, arm in arm.

Ash-That was weird.

Misty-Yup.

Just then, Pikachu, who had somehow possibly gotten a hold of some more ketchup, accidently walks off a cliff nearby. Where it came from, I don't know.

Ash-PIKACHU!!!

He runs after it, and grabs a hold of Pikachu in his arms, only hanging onto the edge by his feet.

Misty-ASH!!!

She runs up to him and grabs a hold of his feet. With all the weight, they slowly start to fall.

Ash-::yelling as loudly as he can:: SOMEBODY, HELP US!

Mysterious Voice-I'll save you!

A boy with long, blonde hair wearing a superman suit flys through the air and picks up Ash, Misty, and Pikachu. He puts them on the ground.

Misty-You saved us!

Ash-Uh thanks...Super...

Boy-Shiek. My name's Shiek the Super Guy, the defender of evil and wrong doings. Shiek the Super Guy, away!

Misty-Hey! That's my pose!

Shiek-What do you mean?

Misty-I'm a super hero too!

She rips off her outfit showing her 'Super Misty' one.

Misty-Super Misty, away!

Shiek-............................Wow..............................I mean, I'm the most super!

Misty-I am!

Shiek-I am!

Misty-I am!

Shiek-I am!

Misty-I am!

Shiek-I am!

Misty-I am!

Shiek-I am!

Ash-Hey, I have an idea!

Misty and Shiek-What?

Ash-How about you two have a contest to see who's more super?

Misty-That's a great idea! How about we play football?

Shiek-Sure!

Just then, Brock and Malibu Barbie, I mean Ganondorf, come back from 'collecting firewood'. Brock has lipstick all over his face, but no 'firewood' is in sight.

Misty-And where were you two?

Brock-Collecting firewood...

Misty-Then where is it?

Ganondorf looks around and sees a tree. He knocks it over.

Ganon-Uh...there!

Shiek- -_-() Never mind...You two can be on my team, and Ash can be on Misty's.

Ash, Ganon, and Brock-Ok.

Misty-Wait, we still need one more person!

Ash-We do?

Misty-Yup. Where can we find another one?

Ash picks up a rock and points to it.

Ash-How about Bob?

Shiek-That's not a person!

Ash pets the rock.

Ash-It's ok Bob...He didn't mean it...

Sweatdrops appear on the back of everyone elses heads. Dark blue smoke appears, and Eevee pops out of it.

Eevee-Hiya! I heard you peoples were playin football, so I decided to come.

Misty-You can be on our team!

Eevee-K!

A football field appears out of nowhere and Ash, Misty and Eevee go on one side of it with the football. Shiek, Brock, and Ganondorf go on the other side.

Misty-Hike!

She throws the football back to Ash, who catches it. Eevee sees the football, and goes crazy.

Eevee- CUCCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misty-What the...

She runs up to Ash, tackles him, and steals the football. She takes out a bomb and places it near the football. It explodes.

Eevee-Pop goes the Cucco!

Everyone else-O.o()

Shiek-Eh...since your team member blew up the ball, I guess that means we win.

Misty-EEVEE! THAT WAS NOT a Cucco, it was the football!!!

Eevee is too busy singing the 'Cucco Song' to notice.

Misty starts crying.

Misty-...But...but...I'm the...most super...WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Shiek walks up to her.

Shiek-It's ok Misty...How about we're both the most super?

Misty-Really?

Shiek-Sure!

Misty-Thanks!

She looks at him.

Misty-Hey Shiek...You're cute!

Shiek-...Really?

Misty-Really really! Hey, are you single?

Shiek-Yeah! Wanna go out with me?

Misty-Ok! It'll be super!

They start skipping away through the flowers. Ganondorf, wearing a leather trench coat, walks up to Eevee. He shows her the inside pocket, which contains 10 bags of bombs.

Ganon-::in a low voice:: Hey Eevee...

He looks around.

Ganon-Want some more bombs?

She stops singing the 'Cucco Song'.

Eevee-Not now! They'll here you!

Ganon-Who will?

Ash is unconscious on the ground because of Eevee's tackle, and Brock is drooling all over Ganondorf.

Eevee-Never mind...I'll take ten.

She hands him some reupies and exchanges them for the bombs.

Brock-Daniel honey, can't we skip through the flowers?

Ganon-Sure!

They skip away through the flowers singing Aaron Carter songs.

Eevee-No! Not Aaron Carter!

She dies because of her allergic reaction to the 'evil song'.

Eevee's Tombstone-Not again!

Ash wakes up and looks around.

Ash-Hey, where'd everybody go?

Tombstone-They all went skipping through the flowers.

Ash-What about me? Doesn't anyone like me?

Tombstone-No.

Mysterious Voice-I love you Ash...

Haha, cliffhanger! This better make you read my fic. from now on! Review or else I'll sick my Cucco Army on ya! And Cuccos can get pretty mad, so ya better! Oh, and if you want the lyrics to the 'Cucco Song', ask Dekustar the Mad Author. She has em. C ya!