Wahoo! Ch. 7's here! Yay! Ok, I'll stop blibbering so you can read...Hope ya like! ^^

Disclaimer-Oh...::bursts into song:: I LIKE MEH CUCCOS IN THE MORNIN, BAWK BAWK BAWK!!!!! IF I DUN GET, MEH CUCCOS IN THE MORNIN-CRAP! I CAN'T TELL YA THE LINES!!!! ::shuts up:: Everyone-O.o'

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Last Time...

Ash-What about me? Doesn't anybody like me?

Eevee's Tombstone-No.

Mysterious Voice-I love you Ash...

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Ash-AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! Who are you?!?!?!

Mysterious Voice-I am...

Jumps out of the shadows.

M.V-GanonMama!

Ash-AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I mean, Ganon-who?

Tombstone-She's Ganondorf's mom.

Ash-Oh. Hey, if you're dead, how can you be writing the fic?

Tombstone-I have no clue.

GanonMama-I LOVE YOU ASH!!!!!!!!!!

She starts drooling all over him.

Ash-AAAAAHHHH!!!!! GANONDORF'S MOM LIKES ME!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just then(Eevee-Sheesh, I gotta stop sayin that...) Misty, Brock, Ganondorf, and Shiek come back from skipping in the flowers.

Misty-What's all the noise about?

Ash points to GanonMama, who is clinging to him.

Ganon-MOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

GanonMama-Daniel! I was just...er...HAVE YOU CLEANED YOUR ROOM YET???!!!!

Ganon-Uh...no...

GanonMama-Then go clean it!

Both Ganondorf and Brock smirk.

Brock-Ok, we'll...

Ganon-Go 'clean my room'!

They skip off again.

Tombstone-That was just wrong...

Everyone nods.

GanonMama-Hey, I have an idea!

Shiek-What is it?

GanonMama-How about we have a big wedding? Anyone who wants to get married can come!

Misty-That's a great idea!

Shiek walks up to Misty and gets down on one knee. He places a dimond ring on her finger.

Shiek-Misty, will you be my super bride?

Misty giggles.

Misty-Of course I will!

GanonMama-Ash, will you marry me?

Ash-No!

GanonMama-Too bad! You're going to!

She handcuffs Ash to her arm.

Ash-...Oh great...

Brock and Ganondorf come back from 'cleaning Ganon's room', both their faces smudged with lipstick.

GanonMama-Daniel dear, we're having a huge wedding! Would you like to marry that nice friend of yours too?

Ganon-Would I ever!

He runs up to Brock and puts one of those 5 cent rings you get out of candy machines on his finger.

Ganon-Brock, will you marry me?

Brock-Yes, I will!

They both start giggling hysterically.

GanonMama-We still need some more people...

Just then(Eevee-AAAHHH!!! I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!! CURSE YOU WILSON!!!!!!!) two figures run up to them. A girl about the age of 14 is handcuffed to a boy about the same age with VERY freaky, sticking out, all different colored hair.

Tombstone-Hi Zoe!

Zoe-Eevee? What happened? Didya die again?

Tombstone-Yup. Darn those Aaron Carter songs...

Ash-AAAAAHHHH!!!! IT'S ZOE!!!!!!!!!!

He trys to hide behind GanonMama, but falls over because of the handcuffs.

Tombstone-It's ok Ketchum. She no longer has a crush on you. She likes Yugi.

Ash-Yay! I'm free!

GanonMama-Hey, would you two like to get married?

Zoe-Yay! Yugi, will you marry me?

Yugi-NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE UN-CUFF ME, I WANNA GO DUEL!!!!!

Zoe glares at him.

Yugi-I mean, sure I will...Yup, sounds like fun...

GanonMama-Ok then! Let's go and start to set up!

They all start to walk away, leaving Eevee's tombstone behind.

Tombstone-Hey! What about me? I'm cold, wet, and all alone here...AND NOT TO MENTION DEAD!!!!! Can someone help me here, PLEASE??!!!!!!

Just then(Eevee-AAAAAHHHH!!!! CURSES!!!!!!) a boy about the age of 14, with short, brown hair jumps and lands on Eevee's tombstone.

Mystery Guy-Hi Eevee!!!!!

Ash-What's with all these mystery people?

Misty-Yeah...

Tombstone-He does have a name, I just blurted it out.

M.G-Yup.

Shiek-Why'd you do that?

Tombstone-Cuz...er....um....I.....WILL SOMEONE BRING ME BAQ TO LIFE NOW?!

M.G-Sure!

He brings Eevee back to life with his magic.

Eevee-Yay!

Zoe walks up to Mystery Guy.

Zoe-Hey! I know you! Hi F-

Eevee cuts her off.

Eevee-Don't say!

Zoe-Why not?

Eevee-Cuz...it's a mystery, get it? Mystery Guy?

M.G-And she doesn't want other people to know who I am.

Eevee-Yup.

Zoe-Lemme try that again...Hi Fu-

Eevee cuts her off again.

Eevee-Will you cut it out? Now they think you're swearing!

M.G-But it's my name!

Eevee-We know that, but the readers don't!

Zoe-Can't we just tell em who he is?

Eevee-No!

Everyone else-Why?

Eevee-Cuz............................I said so!

Everyone else smirks evilly.

Eevee-What? Why are you staring at me like that?

She backs away.

Eevee-Uh...Er...I haffta go...um...do...stuff! Yup...um...bye!

She runs away.

M.G-...Eevee...Wait!

He runs after her.

Misty-::with puppy dog eyes:: Aww!

Shiek-Ditto.

Ash-Huh? I don't get it...

Everyone else- -.-'

Misty-We'll tell you when you get older....

Ash-WHY'S THE SKY BLUE???!!!!!

Everyone else falls over anime style.

Ok, weird ending. I know. But the next chapter is the wedding, so it should be better! AND I DON'T WANT ANY CRAP ABOUT MYSTERY GUY!!!!!! I'M NOT TELLIN YOU WHO HE IS!!!! ::shuts up:: ^^