Wahoo! Ch. 7's here! Yay! Ok, I'll stop blibbering so you can read...Hope
ya like! ^^
Disclaimer-Oh...::bursts into song:: I LIKE MEH CUCCOS IN THE MORNIN, BAWK BAWK BAWK!!!!! IF I DUN GET, MEH CUCCOS IN THE MORNIN-CRAP! I CAN'T TELL YA THE LINES!!!! ::shuts up:: Everyone-O.o'
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Last Time...
Ash-What about me? Doesn't anybody like me?
Eevee's Tombstone-No.
Mysterious Voice-I love you Ash...
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Ash-AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! Who are you?!?!?!
Mysterious Voice-I am...
Jumps out of the shadows.
M.V-GanonMama!
Ash-AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I mean, Ganon-who?
Tombstone-She's Ganondorf's mom.
Ash-Oh. Hey, if you're dead, how can you be writing the fic?
Tombstone-I have no clue.
GanonMama-I LOVE YOU ASH!!!!!!!!!!
She starts drooling all over him.
Ash-AAAAAHHHH!!!!! GANONDORF'S MOM LIKES ME!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just then(Eevee-Sheesh, I gotta stop sayin that...) Misty, Brock, Ganondorf, and Shiek come back from skipping in the flowers.
Misty-What's all the noise about?
Ash points to GanonMama, who is clinging to him.
Ganon-MOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
GanonMama-Daniel! I was just...er...HAVE YOU CLEANED YOUR ROOM YET???!!!!
Ganon-Uh...no...
GanonMama-Then go clean it!
Both Ganondorf and Brock smirk.
Brock-Ok, we'll...
Ganon-Go 'clean my room'!
They skip off again.
Tombstone-That was just wrong...
Everyone nods.
GanonMama-Hey, I have an idea!
Shiek-What is it?
GanonMama-How about we have a big wedding? Anyone who wants to get married can come!
Misty-That's a great idea!
Shiek walks up to Misty and gets down on one knee. He places a dimond ring on her finger.
Shiek-Misty, will you be my super bride?
Misty giggles.
Misty-Of course I will!
GanonMama-Ash, will you marry me?
Ash-No!
GanonMama-Too bad! You're going to!
She handcuffs Ash to her arm.
Ash-...Oh great...
Brock and Ganondorf come back from 'cleaning Ganon's room', both their faces smudged with lipstick.
GanonMama-Daniel dear, we're having a huge wedding! Would you like to marry that nice friend of yours too?
Ganon-Would I ever!
He runs up to Brock and puts one of those 5 cent rings you get out of candy machines on his finger.
Ganon-Brock, will you marry me?
Brock-Yes, I will!
They both start giggling hysterically.
GanonMama-We still need some more people...
Just then(Eevee-AAAHHH!!! I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!! CURSE YOU WILSON!!!!!!!) two figures run up to them. A girl about the age of 14 is handcuffed to a boy about the same age with VERY freaky, sticking out, all different colored hair.
Tombstone-Hi Zoe!
Zoe-Eevee? What happened? Didya die again?
Tombstone-Yup. Darn those Aaron Carter songs...
Ash-AAAAAHHHH!!!! IT'S ZOE!!!!!!!!!!
He trys to hide behind GanonMama, but falls over because of the handcuffs.
Tombstone-It's ok Ketchum. She no longer has a crush on you. She likes Yugi.
Ash-Yay! I'm free!
GanonMama-Hey, would you two like to get married?
Zoe-Yay! Yugi, will you marry me?
Yugi-NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE UN-CUFF ME, I WANNA GO DUEL!!!!!
Zoe glares at him.
Yugi-I mean, sure I will...Yup, sounds like fun...
GanonMama-Ok then! Let's go and start to set up!
They all start to walk away, leaving Eevee's tombstone behind.
Tombstone-Hey! What about me? I'm cold, wet, and all alone here...AND NOT TO MENTION DEAD!!!!! Can someone help me here, PLEASE??!!!!!!
Just then(Eevee-AAAAAHHHH!!!! CURSES!!!!!!) a boy about the age of 14, with short, brown hair jumps and lands on Eevee's tombstone.
Mystery Guy-Hi Eevee!!!!!
Ash-What's with all these mystery people?
Misty-Yeah...
Tombstone-He does have a name, I just blurted it out.
M.G-Yup.
Shiek-Why'd you do that?
Tombstone-Cuz...er....um....I.....WILL SOMEONE BRING ME BAQ TO LIFE NOW?!
M.G-Sure!
He brings Eevee back to life with his magic.
Eevee-Yay!
Zoe walks up to Mystery Guy.
Zoe-Hey! I know you! Hi F-
Eevee cuts her off.
Eevee-Don't say!
Zoe-Why not?
Eevee-Cuz...it's a mystery, get it? Mystery Guy?
M.G-And she doesn't want other people to know who I am.
Eevee-Yup.
Zoe-Lemme try that again...Hi Fu-
Eevee cuts her off again.
Eevee-Will you cut it out? Now they think you're swearing!
M.G-But it's my name!
Eevee-We know that, but the readers don't!
Zoe-Can't we just tell em who he is?
Eevee-No!
Everyone else-Why?
Eevee-Cuz............................I said so!
Everyone else smirks evilly.
Eevee-What? Why are you staring at me like that?
She backs away.
Eevee-Uh...Er...I haffta go...um...do...stuff! Yup...um...bye!
She runs away.
M.G-...Eevee...Wait!
He runs after her.
Misty-::with puppy dog eyes:: Aww!
Shiek-Ditto.
Ash-Huh? I don't get it...
Everyone else- -.-'
Misty-We'll tell you when you get older....
Ash-WHY'S THE SKY BLUE???!!!!!
Everyone else falls over anime style.
Ok, weird ending. I know. But the next chapter is the wedding, so it should be better! AND I DON'T WANT ANY CRAP ABOUT MYSTERY GUY!!!!!! I'M NOT TELLIN YOU WHO HE IS!!!! ::shuts up:: ^^
Disclaimer-Oh...::bursts into song:: I LIKE MEH CUCCOS IN THE MORNIN, BAWK BAWK BAWK!!!!! IF I DUN GET, MEH CUCCOS IN THE MORNIN-CRAP! I CAN'T TELL YA THE LINES!!!! ::shuts up:: Everyone-O.o'
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Last Time...
Ash-What about me? Doesn't anybody like me?
Eevee's Tombstone-No.
Mysterious Voice-I love you Ash...
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Ash-AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! Who are you?!?!?!
Mysterious Voice-I am...
Jumps out of the shadows.
M.V-GanonMama!
Ash-AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I mean, Ganon-who?
Tombstone-She's Ganondorf's mom.
Ash-Oh. Hey, if you're dead, how can you be writing the fic?
Tombstone-I have no clue.
GanonMama-I LOVE YOU ASH!!!!!!!!!!
She starts drooling all over him.
Ash-AAAAAHHHH!!!!! GANONDORF'S MOM LIKES ME!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just then(Eevee-Sheesh, I gotta stop sayin that...) Misty, Brock, Ganondorf, and Shiek come back from skipping in the flowers.
Misty-What's all the noise about?
Ash points to GanonMama, who is clinging to him.
Ganon-MOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
GanonMama-Daniel! I was just...er...HAVE YOU CLEANED YOUR ROOM YET???!!!!
Ganon-Uh...no...
GanonMama-Then go clean it!
Both Ganondorf and Brock smirk.
Brock-Ok, we'll...
Ganon-Go 'clean my room'!
They skip off again.
Tombstone-That was just wrong...
Everyone nods.
GanonMama-Hey, I have an idea!
Shiek-What is it?
GanonMama-How about we have a big wedding? Anyone who wants to get married can come!
Misty-That's a great idea!
Shiek walks up to Misty and gets down on one knee. He places a dimond ring on her finger.
Shiek-Misty, will you be my super bride?
Misty giggles.
Misty-Of course I will!
GanonMama-Ash, will you marry me?
Ash-No!
GanonMama-Too bad! You're going to!
She handcuffs Ash to her arm.
Ash-...Oh great...
Brock and Ganondorf come back from 'cleaning Ganon's room', both their faces smudged with lipstick.
GanonMama-Daniel dear, we're having a huge wedding! Would you like to marry that nice friend of yours too?
Ganon-Would I ever!
He runs up to Brock and puts one of those 5 cent rings you get out of candy machines on his finger.
Ganon-Brock, will you marry me?
Brock-Yes, I will!
They both start giggling hysterically.
GanonMama-We still need some more people...
Just then(Eevee-AAAHHH!!! I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!! CURSE YOU WILSON!!!!!!!) two figures run up to them. A girl about the age of 14 is handcuffed to a boy about the same age with VERY freaky, sticking out, all different colored hair.
Tombstone-Hi Zoe!
Zoe-Eevee? What happened? Didya die again?
Tombstone-Yup. Darn those Aaron Carter songs...
Ash-AAAAAHHHH!!!! IT'S ZOE!!!!!!!!!!
He trys to hide behind GanonMama, but falls over because of the handcuffs.
Tombstone-It's ok Ketchum. She no longer has a crush on you. She likes Yugi.
Ash-Yay! I'm free!
GanonMama-Hey, would you two like to get married?
Zoe-Yay! Yugi, will you marry me?
Yugi-NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE UN-CUFF ME, I WANNA GO DUEL!!!!!
Zoe glares at him.
Yugi-I mean, sure I will...Yup, sounds like fun...
GanonMama-Ok then! Let's go and start to set up!
They all start to walk away, leaving Eevee's tombstone behind.
Tombstone-Hey! What about me? I'm cold, wet, and all alone here...AND NOT TO MENTION DEAD!!!!! Can someone help me here, PLEASE??!!!!!!
Just then(Eevee-AAAAAHHHH!!!! CURSES!!!!!!) a boy about the age of 14, with short, brown hair jumps and lands on Eevee's tombstone.
Mystery Guy-Hi Eevee!!!!!
Ash-What's with all these mystery people?
Misty-Yeah...
Tombstone-He does have a name, I just blurted it out.
M.G-Yup.
Shiek-Why'd you do that?
Tombstone-Cuz...er....um....I.....WILL SOMEONE BRING ME BAQ TO LIFE NOW?!
M.G-Sure!
He brings Eevee back to life with his magic.
Eevee-Yay!
Zoe walks up to Mystery Guy.
Zoe-Hey! I know you! Hi F-
Eevee cuts her off.
Eevee-Don't say!
Zoe-Why not?
Eevee-Cuz...it's a mystery, get it? Mystery Guy?
M.G-And she doesn't want other people to know who I am.
Eevee-Yup.
Zoe-Lemme try that again...Hi Fu-
Eevee cuts her off again.
Eevee-Will you cut it out? Now they think you're swearing!
M.G-But it's my name!
Eevee-We know that, but the readers don't!
Zoe-Can't we just tell em who he is?
Eevee-No!
Everyone else-Why?
Eevee-Cuz............................I said so!
Everyone else smirks evilly.
Eevee-What? Why are you staring at me like that?
She backs away.
Eevee-Uh...Er...I haffta go...um...do...stuff! Yup...um...bye!
She runs away.
M.G-...Eevee...Wait!
He runs after her.
Misty-::with puppy dog eyes:: Aww!
Shiek-Ditto.
Ash-Huh? I don't get it...
Everyone else- -.-'
Misty-We'll tell you when you get older....
Ash-WHY'S THE SKY BLUE???!!!!!
Everyone else falls over anime style.
Ok, weird ending. I know. But the next chapter is the wedding, so it should be better! AND I DON'T WANT ANY CRAP ABOUT MYSTERY GUY!!!!!! I'M NOT TELLIN YOU WHO HE IS!!!! ::shuts up:: ^^
