Yay! Chapter 8 is here! Are ya ready kids? AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!!!!! Lol, sry...I watch too much Spongebob...XD Review plz!

Disclaimer-We're havin a weddin! Ya, ya, ya! A wedding! Ya, ya, ya! A wedding! Ya, ya, ya! W-E-D-D-I-N-G!!!!! Woo hoo! Ahem...Okies. I give credit for the Austin Powers scene to meh friend, Brittany, cuz she thought of it! Yay, she's not normal nemore! ^^

The scene shows a big, beautiful church...Blah, blah, blah...We see Ash, Misty, Brock, Ganondorf, GanonMama, Shiek, Eevee, Mystery Guy, Zoe, and Yugi walk up to it.

Misty-Oh Shiek, it's beautiful!

Shiek-Thanks! I bought it with all the pennies I had!

He picks it up, showing that it's just a toy.

Everyone- -.-'

Shiek-Realistic looking, isn't it?

Eevee-Uh...yeah...Ok, I guess we can have a wedding without a church...

Zoe-I guess...

Eevee-Ok, who's marrying who again?

Misty-Shiek and I!

GanonMama-Ash n' Me!

Ganon-Me n' Brock!

Zoe-Yugi's mine!

M.G-And I'll marry...

He picks up a piece of grass.

M.G-This!

Eevee falls over anime style.

Eevee-Ok...since no one wants to marry ME, I'll marry you peoples together.

She uses her Super Magical Author Powers to make wedding dresses apear on Misty, Zoe, GanonMama, and Mystery Guy.

M.G-Hey!

Eevee-Well, you're GRASS can't wear it...

She uses her s.m.a.p again to make a bucket of cheap, gold rings appear.

Eevee-Well, I dun really know what ta do, so here!

She puts the rings on everyones finger, except for the grass.

Eevee-I pronounce you husband and 'wife'...Uh and husband and GRASS...You may now kiss your 'bride' and Mystery Guy, kiss your piece of GRASS.

Ash and Yugi-AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! NNNNNOOOOO!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shiek kisses Misty, Brock kisses Ganondorf, and to Ash and Yugi's discust, GanonMama and Zoe kiss them as well. Mystery Guy is still waiting for his piece of grass to kiss him.

M.G-Stupid grass, why won't you kiss me?! What's that? You don't love me? Fine! I wanna divorce!

He throws the piece of grass on the ground. Eevee picks it up and eats it.

M.G-NO! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Eevee-What? I was hungry!

In a fit of mad and furious rage, Mystery Guy hits Eevee on the head with a rock. She transforms into Veronica.

Veronica-Hello chaps! Lovely day, isn't it?

Ash-NO! YOU HURT BOB!!!!!

Everyone-O.o'

Shiek-...What happened?

M.G-After I hit her on the head with the rock, she turned into Veronica.

Zoe-She's British.

Mysterious Voice-DID I HEAR BRITISH?!

Skullkid runs up to Veronica and starts drooling all over her.

Veronica-Hello! What is your name?

Skullkid-HI! I'M SKULLKID! I LIKE YOU!

Pippin-Hey, that's my line!

Everyone-o.O'

Skullkid-WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?

Veronica-First of all, I do not know you, so no.

She looks at her watch.

Veronica-Golly! It's tea time!

She sits at a table sipping tea and eating crumpets. Skullkid is still clinging to her.

Veronica-Hello? Will you please go away?

Skullkid-...NO! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

Veronica-...

M.G-Do you think we should save her now?

Misty-Yup.

Mystery Guy hits Veronica on the head with a rock again, turning her back into Eevee.

Eevee-Ow...My head hurts...

Skullkid-WHAT HAPPENED TO MY VERONICA?!

Eevee-::with tears in her eyes:: Why doesn't anyone wanna marry me?

Yet Another Mysterious Voice-Oh baby, I've got mojo to spare!(Eevee-I did NOT come up with that line! It was Brittany! Not me! It's all her fault! ::evil, insane laugh::)

Mido comes driving up in the 'Shagmobile' wearing and Austin Powers suit.

Eevee-O.O' EEK!

She runs and hides behind Mystery Guy but Mido clings to her.

Mido-Oh, behave!

Everyone-O.o'

Mido-Marry me, baby!

Eevee-NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!!

The time warps, and a million years goes by. Surprisingly, everyone is the same age as before.

Mido-What about now, baby?

Eevee-NO!!!!!

Skullkid-I WANT MY VERONICA BACK!!!!!

Mido-She's mine, baby!

Skullkid-NO, MINE!

Mido-Mine!

Skullkid-MINE!

Mido-Mine!

Skullkid-MINE!

Mido-Mine!

Eevee just realizes something.

Eevee-Hey Mido, you're a Kokiri, right?

Mido-YEAH BABY!

Eevee-...Well, aren't Kokiris supposed to only stay in Kokiri forest, and if they leave, they die?

Zoe-Yeah...That's right!

Mido-YEAH BABY!!! I mean, S***!!!!!!!!

He dies.

Eevee-Yay, I'm free!

Skullkid-I WANT VERONICA!!!!!!!

Misty-This is getting annoying...Shiek, help me out here?

Shiek-No prob.

They both punch Skullkid at the same time, making him fall over unconscious.

Eevee-Yay! I'm free! Okies, now we can finish up the wedding!

GanonMama-...Hey, where'd Daniel and his husband go?

Eevee-You'll see soon enough!

She takes out a remote and pushes a button on it, making a stage appear.

Eevee-Hit it, boys!

Brock, Ganondorf, and all of his evil teacher minions come out onto the stage wearing pink tu-tus. They start to sing in an off-tune, high pitched voices.

Ganon-TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brock and the Evil Teacher Minions-HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!

Ash-AAAAHHH!!! THEY'RE AWFUL!!!!!!

Everybody covers their ears.

Eevee-I thought they were better than that...Now we need a new act!

GanonMama-But where can we find one?

Just then(Eevee-CURSE THE JUST THEN NESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Mystery Guy jumps up onto the stage wearing white disco clothes. He pushes Brock, Ganondorf, and the Evil Teacher Minions out of the way of the microphone, and strikes a pose as Elvis. He starts to sing.

M.G-YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DAWG!!!!!!!

Eevee-Yay! Good job Mystery Guy! Now the weddings not ruined!

Brock, Ganondorf, and all of the Evil Teacher Minions all form a line with Mystery Guy in the middle. They all start to do the can can, with Mystery Guy still singing.

Misty-They're actually...good!

Ash, Misty, Shiek, GanonMama, Eevee, Zoe, and Yugi all start to do the macerana. Then Team Rocket's Meowth balloon appears out of nowhere.

Jessie-Hey look, a wedding!

James-Goodie! Now we can get rid of all the access sugar we stole out of nowhere!

They start to throw the sugar out the side of the balloon. It falls onto the stage below, and Ash mistakes it for snow.

Ash-Hey look, it's snowing!

He starts jumping through it.

Yugi-But it's July! It can't snow in July!

Eevee-Oh...wtf?

She starts jumping through it too, and Misty, Shiek, GanonMama, Zoe, and Yugi do the same.

Meowth-God bless us...

They strike a Team Rocket pose.

Jessie, James, and Meowth-EVERYONE!

Okies, the wedding's over...Too bad I didn't get 2 marry ne1 though...::sniffle:: And NO Mido, I don't like you!!!!!