Heylo! Here's Chapter 9! I'm sorry I took so long to write it...^^' Oh, and for the Zelda fans out there, I'm sorry I spelled Sheik's name wrong.(Hint the spelling change.) I haven't played that part of the game in a while...And in meh book, Sheik's NOT Zelda in disguise. Okies, on with the fic!

Disclaimer-I own the word, heylo! HAHA Megan, I stole it from ya! XD

It's a beautiful day, blah, blah, blah...I ALWAYS SAY THE SAME THING! Oh well, any ways... Ash, Misty, Brock, Sheik, Ganondorf, GanonMama, Eevee, Mystery Guy, Zoe, and Yugi have stolen Mido's 'Shagmobile', and are now driving to Vermillion city.

Ash-Yeah! This is MUCH faster than walking! Now we'll be there in no time!

Zoe-Yup! It was a good thing Eevee's boyfriend had a car!

Eevee-That moronic little Kokiri? My BOYFRIEND???!!!! Zoe, you must have hit your head on a rock. He's NOT my boyfriend.

Zoe-Sure he isn't...

M.G-Oh come on Zoe, give her a break.

Sheik-Yeah, Mido's a BIG pain.

Mido's Tombstone-Hey! I heard that!

Everyone-AAAAAHHHH!!!! HE'S...FOLLOWING US!!!!

They quickly drive away from the somehow possibly, 'walking tombstone'.

Tombstone-Hey! Come back, baby! I MISS YOU!!!!

Anyways...they keep on driving and soon enough, they arrive in Vermillion City. GanonMama stops the car.

GanonMama-We're here!

Eevee-No duh, Captain Obvious.

Ganon-HEY! Don't insult my mother!

Brock-Yeah!

Eevee-It's my party and I can cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to!

M.G-It's your birthday?

Eevee-Nah, I just had that annoying song stuck in my head.

Oldies Fans-HEY! IT'S A GOOD SONG!

Everyone-O.o'

Ash-::speaking a little too late:: Yay! We're here! Now I can get the Thunder Badge!

He gets out of the car, and, with everyone else following, runs around looking for the Vermillion Gym. He somehow possibly, with dumb luck, finds it, and everyone walks inside. They all hear distant Jamaican music.

Sheik-Oh Goddesses...

Brock-What's wrong?

Sheik-Hearing Jamaican music in Lt. Surge's gym ISN'T a good thing, especially knowing Eevee wrote this fic.

Eevee-::evil snicker::

M.G-Hey, that's MY evil snicker!

Eevee-Well, I stole it! ^^

M.G-You shouldn't steal things!

Eevee-Why's that?

M.G-Because...it's bad!

Eevee-Oh, really?

Megan-Yeah! You stole MY word!

Jyu-AND MY SONGS!!!!

Deku-AND MY HAPPY DRUG!!!!!!!!!!

Eevee-It wasn't me...It was...Ash!

She points to him.

Ash-Are you out to get me or something?

Eevee-Dat's right!

Meowth-NOW SHE STOLE MY PHRASE!!!

Eevee-::whistles::

GanonMama-Getting on with the fic....IS ANYONE HERE???!!!

Just then, two figures appear in front of the group. Lt. Surge and his Raichu are both wearing grass skirts and coconut bras, and dancing to the evil Jamaican music.

Zoe-I knew Eevee was plotting something!

M.G-We know her too well...

Surge-Hoo ow! Do the mamba with me, Raichu!

Raichu-Rai!

They start shaking their hips and coconut bras ::coughs:: along to the beat of the music.

Ash-...Hey, uh, can I have the Thunder Badge?

Surge-Boo ha! Only if you can win the limbo contest! Not to brag, but Raichu and I are world champs!

Yugi-This place is weird...

He hides behind Zoe.

Ganondorf-I thought you didn't like Zoe?

Yugi-::blushes:: I...don't....

Ash-Ok, I accept your challenge to do the limbo!

Surge-You're on, baby!

Eevee-AAAAHHH!!!!! MIDO!!!!!!!

She smacks Lt. Surge.

Surge-Hey!

Eevee-Whoops...sorry...

Any ways, the music suddenly changes to weird 'limbo music' and a limbo pole tinge appears.

OnionHead-NOW SHE STOLE MY WORD!!!!!

Bweheheheh.....Ahem...Lt. Surge and Raichu try to go under the pole, but Surge, being kind of old, breaks his back.

Surge-AAAAAHHH!!!! SON OF A NAMEK!!!!!!

Eevee-Hey, I didn't know you were a DBZ fan!

Surge-Yeah, Goku's the coolest!

Eevee-No, Gohan is! He's ten times cuter!

Everyone-O.o'

GanonMama-WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING THE FIC???!!!

Eevee-It's my party and I can cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to...

M.G-WILL YOU STOP SINGING THAT ANNOYING SONG????!!!!

Oldies Fans-HEY! IT'S NOT ANNOYING, IT'S COOL!!!

Misty-::coughs:: Come on Ash, you can do it! Now's your change to beat him!

Ash looks at the limbo pole in pure terror.

Ash-But....I.....can't......do it......

Everyone falls over anime style.

Eevee-Oh come on, Ketchum! If you don't get the Thunder Badge, the fic will be over!

Everyone-So?

Eevee-And if the fic is over, then we'll all be attacked by a mob of angry fans.

Yugi-You have fans?

Eevee-As a matter of fact, I do!

Zoe-All right, all right.....can we PLEASE get on with the fic now?

Eevee-I thought you didn't like it...

Zoe-I don't...It's just annoying that you keep spaming!

Eevee-Aw...phooey.....Ok Ash, you can limbo now.

Ash-But.....I......can't........do it......

Sheik-You've GOT to! I don't wanna be attacked by a mob of angry fans!

GanonMama-Me either! Come on Ashy poo! You can do it!

Ash-Oh, all right...Buy only because I don't wanna see Eevee's fans...

Eevee-Ya, they are kind of weird...

M.O.A.F-HEY!

aHEM!!!!! ::coughs:: Ash goes under the pole and does the limbo, much close than the ground that Surge. Luckily, he doesn't break his back either, knowing the fic would be over if he broke his back, and we'd all be attacked by a mob of angry fans.

Ash-Yay! I did it! Now can I have the Thunder Badge?

Surge-I concede defeat...You may have my badge.

He hands the Thunder Badge to Ash.

Ash-Yeah, I got the Thunder Badge!

He strikes a Pokemon pose.

Pikachu-::pops up out of no where:: Pik-Pikachu!(Sorry, but the electric rat ALWAYS says that, I swear!)

Ganon-::drooling all over Brock:: Uh....Where do we go now?

Eevee-We're off to see the leader, the evil gym leader of Celadon!

Erica-Hey! Like, I'm not, like, evil, like! Whatever!!!!

Well, dat's it! Chapter over! Sorry if I spamed WAY too much, but I thought it was funny....Review and tell me what you think! ^^