Hiya! Are ya ready for another make-fun-of-a-gym-leader chapter? I hope so! Review, review, review!

Disclaimer-Someone's in the kitchen with Dina, Someone's in the kitchen I know...Someone's in the kitchen with Dina! Strummin on the ol' banjo!!!! ....Did I just say that out loud?

It's a beautiful day, blah, blah, blah...Why do I always say this? I don't know! Any ways, Ash, Misty, Brock, Sheik, Ganondorf, GanonMama, Eevee, Mystery Guy, Zoe, and Yugi are once again driving in Mido's 'Shagmobile'. This time, they're headed to Celadon City...Great, now it's getting boring! The time speeds up, and they are all suddenly in Celadon City, next to the gym. Ash blinks.

Ash-...What just happened?

Eevee-The narrator got bored and sped up the time, making us all get here quicker.

Ash-Oh.

Misty-Wait, aren't you the narrator?

Eevee-Yup!

Everyone falls over anime style.

Eevee-What?!

They all walk inside the gym, and notice that EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERYTHING is pink.

All the guys-AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!

Eevee-AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!

M.G-But I thought all girls liked pink...

Mob of Angry Girls-NOT ALL OF US!!!!!

Everyone-O.o'

Eevee-Nah, I dun like it either! Tis ugly!

Okies, well...They walk into the pinkish pits of h-e-double hockey sticks, and see a girl sitting at a table painting her nails. Pink. Everything she's wearing, including her hair, is bright pink.

All the guys and Eevee-AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! NOT MORE PINK!!!!!!!

The girl hears them scream, and turns around.

Erica-Hi! Like, I'm like Erica! Like who like are like you like and what like are you like doing here like?

Ash-Uh...Isn't it hard to say that many 'likes'?

Erica-Like yeah...But like it sounds like cool!

Everyone-Sure it does...

Ash-Are you the Celadon gym leader?

Erica-Like no, I'm like the boogie man like. WHATEVER!!! Yeah like I'm like the gym leader.

Eevee-::making fun of her:: Can we like battle you like?

Erica-Like sure! Like I didn't know like you were a valley girl like!

Eevee-I'm not...

Erica-Like oh. Who like wants to battle me like?

Ash-I do!

Erica-Like okay! Like go like Blue!

She throws a Poke ball and Blue from Blue's Clues comes out of it wearing a black cape, and has long, razor sharp fangs.

Ganon-Like what is that?

Brock-Like I don't know like Daniel!

Eevee-Like guys, the joke is over.

Everyone-Like, okay.

Eevee-::sweatdrop::

Zoe-So how are we supposed to beat that thing?

She points to Blue.

Eevee-Wait a sec...That's a vampire dog...thing!

M.G-I know how to beat it!

Everyone-HOW?!

M.G-With a steak!

He throws the 'steak' at Blue.

Everyone falls over anime style.

Eevee-NOT THAT KIND OF STEAK!

Blue eats the steak, and jumps on M.G hoping to suck his blood.

M.G-AAAAHHHH!!!!! GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!

Eevee trys to tug Blue off of him, but Blue won't budge.

Eevee-Huston, we have a problem.

Ash-BUD UM BUM....SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Misty-What was that?

Ash-Another inside joke.

Misty-Oh.

Sheik-If you haven't noticed, Blue is trying to suck out Mystery Guy's blood. We kind of need to help him.

Yugi-Why?

Eevee-::with anime fangs:: WHAT DO YOU THINK???!!!

Yugi-I think the sky is blue.

A sweatdrop appears on the back of everybody else's heads.

Eevee-And I think you're a blonde.

Yugi-Hey, I wouldn't talk!

Eevee-HEY! YOU WANNA FIGHT, BOY?! THEN YOU'VE GOT ONE!

A wrestling arena thing appears around them with Eevee and one corner and Yugi in the other.

Zoe-And in this corner, Yugi poo! The hottest guy around! And in this corner, Eevee, the...uh....I don't know....weirdest?

Eevee-::bows:: Thank you...Thank you....

M.G-I don't want to interupt your fight but.............BLUE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The arena thingy dissapears and everyone trys to help Mystery Guy once again.

M.G-Stupid dog!

Ash-BUD UM BUM.....SSSSSSSHHHHHHKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheik-WILL YOU STOP THAT?!

Mysterious Voice-Blue? Where are you? Are the clues ready yet?

Steve from Blue's Clues walks into the gym.

Steve-::singing in a horribly, off-tune voice:: Without you, we can't do anything..........That you wanna do!

Everyone-....What?

Erica sees Steve, and gets those anime heart eyes. And, to Mystery Guy's relief, returns Blue to her Poke ball.

Erica-Like hi....I'm like....Erica....

Steve-Hi! I'm Steve! Have you seen my dog Blue? She went into a dark alley one night and she turned into a V-A-M-P-I-R-E!

Sheik-We can spell.

Steve-Really? I did not know that! Well kids, I hope you grow up to be JUST LIKE HIM!

Eevee-Uh....Steve? This isn't a show. It's a fic. And no little kids are reading...Well, not that I know of, considering it's rated PG-13.

Steve-Oh.

Erica-::drooling all over Steve:: Will you like....go out with me like?

Steve-Where?

Everyone- -.-'''

Erica-Like on...like a date like!

Steve-What date? The 12th?

Everyone falls over anime style. Again.

Erica-Like no silly! Like out to dinner, like a date, like!

Steve-Oh! That kind of date! Well, since this is rated PG-13, sure!

Ash-Wait a second...What about my badge?

A light bulb appears over Mystery Guy's head.

M.G-I have an idea!

He grabs Steve.

M.G-We'll let you have Steve, if you give Ash the Rainbow Badge.

Erica-Like sure!

She gives Ash the Rainbow Badge, and Mystery Guy gives her Steve.

Ash-Yeah! I got the Rainbow Badge!

He strikes another Pokemon Pose.

Pikachu-::appearing out of no where once again:: Pik-Pikachu!

Steve-::waving:: AND REMEMBER KIDS, YOU CAN ANYTHING.....THAT YA WANNA DO!

Everyone-NOT THE EVIL SONG!!!!!!!!!

The door of the gym shuts and muffled screams are heard inside.

Hardy har har! Chapter over! Whatcha think? Didya like it? Didya, didya?! Sorry, but I had cotton candy ice cream today and I'm h-y-p-e-r!!!!!!!!! Review, or I'll chuck Mystery Guy at ya!

M.G-....What did I do?