Yoha brohas! Chapter 11 is here! R+R plz...And there's only about a week left until Christmas! Wheehee! And I'm gonna get a Gameboy Advance! YAY! Okies, on w/da fic!

Disclaimer-I don't own anything...Wilson the volleyball is from the movie Castaway(New Version), Gohan is from Dragonball Z, and I made up Dark Yugi. Hey, I guess I own that idea! Oh, and Tsunami owns herself and her fake name. ::cough:: Brittany ::cough::

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Last time...

Steve-And remember kids, with me and you, and my dog Blue, we can do anything...That ya wanna do!

The gym door closes, and muffled screams are heard inside.

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Everyone-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! GET ME OUT, GET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misty-And I'm afraid of the dark!

Eevee-Uh, Misty? There's lights on, meaning it's not dark.

Misty-Oh.

They all run out the door and outside, almost not escaping from the evil that lays inside the gym of doom. DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M.G-Eevee? Don't you think you're overdoing it just a little? Steve and Erica aren't that evil...

Eevee-Nah, that song's annoying! AAAAAHHHHH!!! NOW I'VE GOT IT STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!

They all get in the 'Shagmobile' and drive away from the place of pure evil.

Eevee-Aw, it's getting boring again!

The time warps again, and they are suddenly in Fuchsia City, next to the gym.

Eevee-Much better!

Ash-How do you do that?

Eevee-Super Magical Author Powers.

Dekustar-WHICH SHE STOLE FROM ME!!!

Eevee-Bwe heh heh heh...Er...Let's go into da gym!

They all run into the gym and see a lot of weird doorway thingys that you see at airports.

Ash-What are those?

Mysterious Voice-To come and challenge us, you must be able to go through all of the doorways. Good luck to all of you, and Eevee? You've got a fake name too. ::cough:: Sarah ::cough::

Eevee-It's not that bad of a name BRITTANY!

Tsunami-I know SARAH!

Eevee-Okies, c'mon guys, let's go and challenge BRITTANY!

Tsunami-Good luck SARAH!

aHEM! Any ways...The party-

Eevee-WHAT PARTY?!?!?!

Not that kind of party! Party as in another name for group!

Eevee-Oh...I get it!

::cough:: BLONDE! ::cough::

Eevee-Hey! I wouldn't talk! You're blonde too!

So?

Eevee-You're dumb too!

I am not!

M.G-Oh great...Eevee's arguing with herself again...

Dekustar-SHE STOLE THAT IDEA FROM ME TOO!

M.G-Gotcha.

He writes that down in Mystery Guys' Book of Things Eevee Has Stolen.

Ok then...The GROUP walks up to the first doorway and reads the sign hanging above it.

Sign-In able to pass this doorway, you must be smart.

Ash-Ok! Let's go through it!

He walks through it, gets shocked, and falls backwards in pain.

Ash-OWIE! What happened?

Tsunami-You have to follow the signs...If you lie and walk through the doorway, you get shocked. Dark Yugi, where are you?

D.Y-Right here. And what are this idiots doing in our gym?

Everyone-Hey! We're not idiots!

D.Y-Yes you are...

Eevee-We're not idiots! Well, except for Ash and Ganondork...Plus, this is my fic and you haffta do what I say! If I say we're not idiots, we're not idiots! And if I say you haffta dress up like hillbillies and hit each other on the head with frying pans, you do it!

Tsunami and Dark Yugi dress up as hillbillies and start hitting each other on the head with frying pans.

Eevee-Ha! All hail the all mighty powerful insane author! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::coughs:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::coughs HA!

Sheik-You need to work on you're evil laugh Eevee...

Eevee-Don't make fun of my evil laugh! My evil laugh is fine! Do you want me to turn you into a hillbilly as well?

Sheik-Nope. Forget I ever said anything.

Eevee-Good...Lets keep goin before I get flamed for spaming too much...

Haha!

Eevee-::death glare::

Zoe-::sighs:: She's at it again...

I mean...Everyone but Ash and Ganondorf(being stupid and all) goes through the doorway and up to the next.

Sign-To go through this doorway, you can't like fuzzy, pink bunnies.

Misty and Sheik-HOW'D THEY KNOW?!?!?!?!

Everyone else walks through the second doorway and up to the third.

Sign-To go through this doorway, you can't be blonde.

Yugi-Haha! I'm not blonde and YOU are!!!! I TOLD YOU!!!!

Eevee-Crap it! Not fair! What does this world have against us blondes?

Everyone-Everything.

Eevee-Oh yeah. But I NEED to get through this doorway!

GanonMama-You do?

Eevee-Yup! Because if I didn't, the fic would die without me!

GanonMama- -.-'''' I see said the blind man...

M.G-But Brock didn't say anything!

Ash-::from behind the first doorway:: BUD UM BUM...SSSSSHHHHHHHKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

Any ways...Eevee takes out a can of black hair dye, and dumps it on her head, coloring her hair black.

Everyone-AAAAHHHHH!!!! GOTH!!!!!

Eevee-...Wha?

She looks down at herself to see that everything she's wearing, including her hair, is black.

Eevee-Oh...I knew there was something wrong with wearing an all black uniform!

Giovanni-THERE IS NOT!!!!!

aHEM!!!! I am the ruler of this fic, so I'm telling you to all SHUT UP and get on with the fic!!!!

M.G-We can't shut up. If we did, the story would pretty much be over and we'd all get attacked by a mob of angry fans.

Oh...Yeah...Well.....Whatever! Brock, Eevee, Mystery Guy, Zoe, Yugi, and GanonMama all walk through the doorway, and Eevee uses her Super Magical Author Powers to turn her hair blonde again. They walk up to the next doorway.

Sign-To go through this doorway, you must NOT like the show Yu-Gi-Oh.

M.G, Zoe, and Yugi-WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

Eevee-Ha! I dun haffta lie for this one! I dun like dat show!

Tsunami-I wonder why...::hugs Dark Yugi::

Zoe-I have no clue. ::Hugs Yugi::

Eevee-Shoopy show...

Mob of Angry Yu-Gi-Oh Fans-HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD?!?!?! WE'LL GET YOU, EVIL EEVEE!!!!

They all run after Eevee, trying to attack her, but Eevee runs through the doorway. They all try to run after her, but get shocked by the doorway, and fall backwards. Brock and GanonMama walk over the mob, and follow Eevee through the doorway and up to the last.

Sign-To get through this doorway, you have to be gay.

Eevee-WHAT????!!!!!

GanonMama-Guess I'm out!

Eevee-How am I supposed to get through this one?

Tsunami-You're not supposed to.

Eevee-I know...But I'm gonna try anyway!

She puts on a Barney suit and walks through the doorway with Brock following. They walk up to Tsunami, Dark Yugi, and Gohan, and Eevee takes off the Barney suit.

Eevee- GOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She runs up to him and hugs him, but he pushes her away.

Gohan-Sorry, but I've already got a girlfriend.

Eevee-What? Who?!

Tsunami-Me!

Eevee-Oh...

Dark Yugi-What about me?

Tsunami-You're my boyfriend too!

Brock-You can have two boyfriends?

Tsunami-There's no law against it...

Eevee-The girl with two boyfriends...That's a good one. I don't even have one!

Gohan-Are you sure?

He holds up a volleyball.

Eevee- WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She runs up to Gohan and grabs the volleyball from him.

Eevee-Wilson! Where have you been?

Wilson-................

Eevee-What? You don't like me anymore?

Wilson-.........!!!!! ........!!!!!!!! .................!!!!!!!!!!!

Eevee-You don't? ::sniffle:: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!!!!

M.G-What's going on?

Tsunami-Her boyfriend broke up with her.

M.G-Oh. Who's her boyfriend?

Eevee throws the volleyball at Mystery Guy.

M.G-........YOU'RE BOYFRIEND IS A VOLLEYBALL???

Eevee-::sniffle:: Was...

Mysterious Voice-Now he's mine!

Dekustar comes running in, grabs Wilson, and runs back out.

Eevee-He....he.............LEFT ME!!!!!!!! ::wails::

Ash-::yelling:: WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?! I WANT THE SOUL BADGE!

Gohan-::yelling back:: SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH AN INANIMATE OBJECT, AND IT SOMEHOW POSSIBLY BROKE UP WITH HER!

Brock-::completely off subject:: Where's my Gannie-poo?

He walks around aimlessly looking for him, and accidentally runs into the wall.

Brock-Ow...........

D.Y-That's what you get for not having eyes.

Brock-It's not my fault!

Tsunami-Eevee, I'm sorry...Here, you can have the Soul Badge.

She hands it to her.

Eevee-::suddenly changing moods:: Ya! I got the Soul Badge!

She steals Ash's pose.

Ash-::somehow seeing her:: HEY! THAT'S MY POSE!

Eevee-Well, I stole it!

M.G-::sighs:: There's another one for the book...



Ta da!!!!! Chappie over! Review, or else I'll sick the mob of angry Yu-Gi- Oh fans on ya!

M.O.A.Y.F-I DON'T THINK SO! ::tackle her::

AAAAAHHHHH!!!! Guess not....::gets run over:: .......Ow........ Review anyways, or my name isn't Santa! And it's not! ^^