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sorry bout not updating. I was thinkin bout abandoning the fic cuz no one
reads it anyways and I only got flames...But I decided against it! So ha!
NYAH!
Disclaimer-Haven't we gone through this already? I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!!!! The 'insane phrase' came from the Making of Making an Ash of Himself, which you can find at www.teamrocket-video.com. Now on with the fic before I actually get a life!
*Last time*
Mysterious Voice-Thank you brave challenger, you have saved me...Wait, what's this? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FLOOR! NOW IT'S CONTAMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** OK OK, I AM LAZY TODAY!!!!!! SO I'M NOT WRITING THE PART OF THIS FIC! HAHA! Well, it's not like you cared anyways...::sniff:: Well, the Mysterious Voice belongs to Sabrina, who is obsessed with cleaning everything and believes everything is contaminated. Ash, being Ash, challenges her to a battle, and, with his freakishly messed up hair (full of dirt, muck, and grime after not being washed in forever) wins.
Ash-WOOT! I GOT THE SOUL BADGE! ::Weird anime pose tinge::
Pikachu-::In a drunken voice because it drank too much ketchup:: Pik..................PIKA....CHU!!!
Misty- -.-;; Same, same every chapter. Will it EVER change?
Sheik-Ya...And where are we going next?
Eevee-The Cinnabar Gym!
M.G-Aww...not another gym chapter...
Eevee-No it's not! You'll see...::Evil snicker::
Everyone-Uh...oh...
Blah, blah, blah...Eevee uses her SMAP to get exactly in front of the Cinnabar Gym.
They all walk inside and notice that's it's just a normal gym. Nothing is different whatsoever.
Brock-So what's different again?
Mysterious Voice-YAM BOO! YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGIOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Zoe-OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!! ::Squeals:: THAT'S THE YU-GI-OH THEME SONG!!!!!
Yugi-Yuh huh! Mine!
Mysterious Voice 2-::In a whiney voice:: How come he gets a theme song and I don't?!?!
Mysterious Voice 1-You're in the show Joey!
Joey-Oh yeah. I forgot!
Yugi-...JOEY?!
Everyone-JOEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ash-Wait, huh?
Everyone falls over anime style.
Joey-Yugi?! DUDE!!!
Yugi-DUDE!!!
::Big buddy hug::
Zoe-Ok, ok...That's enough. ::Drags Yugi away::
Mystery Person 1-Cheese Monkey says 'SIT BOY!' ::drags Joey away::
Zoe-Cheese monkey?!
Everyone-CHEESE MONKEY?!?!?!?!?!
Ash-I'm confused...
Zoe-Selena!
Selena-Zoe!
Zoe and Selena-DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eevee-^^;; See? It's different!
M.G-::Cough:: Yeah, the gym leaders are psychos...
Selena and Joey-Hey!
Selena-Eevee's right. This gym IS different. And you'll see when we play...
Joey-THE DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET GAME!!!
Misty-The what what what?
Selena-The deepest darkest secret game. You look into this mirror... ::points to a random mirror:: and it'll show your deepest, darkest secret!
Joey-And if you don't all die from embarrassment, we'll give you our gym badge!
Everyone-Er...
Eevee-Oh, c'mon guys! It's not that bad...
She walks up to the random mirror.
Eevee-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what is my deepest, darkest secret of all?
Mirror-::A face appears in it:: I will show you, insane one.
Eevee-MAEMUKI ROCKETTO DAN!!! ((Sorry, listening to that song now. ^^;;)) I mean, yay! I'm insane!
Mirror-::The inside swirls around and shows some sort of a bar. Eevee is sitting down drinking something::
***
Eevee-::Hic:: If the shell ::hick:: does not break, ::hic:: the chick will die without ::hic:: being born. We are ::hic:: the shell, the world is our ::hic:: burrito! ::Hic:: If the eggshell does not ::hic:: break, the ::hic:: chick will die without being ::hic:: born. ::Hic:: Break the Earth's shell ::hic:: and you spoil the ::hic:: burrito! For the sake of ::hic:: revolutionizing the fast food ::hic:: world!
Ash, coming out of nowhere, walks up to her.
Ash-Heyy pretty missy...whassyername?
Eevee-::Hic::: Tanktop!
Ash-Heyy, that's a nice name...Yo yo yo, want me to buy you a drink?
Eevee-::Hic:: No ::hic:: thanks. ::Hic:: I think I'm ::hic:: done.
Ash-Whateva...Dude, ya wanna come to my placeee?
Eevee-::Hic:: Sure duuuuude. ::Hic::
::Both walk out of bar::
*** Eevee-O.O;;;; AW, MAN! THAT'S NARSTY!!!
Everyone else-::Falls over laughing::
Eevee-::Giant head with anime fangs:: SHUT UP!!!
Everyone else-::Shuts up::
Selena-::Snickers:: Ok, who's next?
M.G-::Hides::
Eevee-::Shoves M.G into the mirror:: You're turn!!!
M.G-Aww...
Mirror-::Swirls around again and shows M.G standing in some sort of room.
***
M.G-Aw, this mask is a pain! ::Takes it off and shows that he is actually...::
***
Eevee-XELLOS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Xellos-^^ Now that's a secret!
Everyone-WTF?!
Eevee-Xellos...I thought you were really M.G!
Xellos-^^ I am convincing, aren't I?
Eevee-Uh, yeah. Why'd you dress up like 'im anyways?
Xellos-Because he said that he didn't wanna be your fic. and that I should take his place.
Eevee-::Popped vain:: M.G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Real M.G-::Laughs evilly and sneaks off::
Xellos-^^ Oh dear. I must go now.
Eevee-No, wait!
Xellos-::Dissapears::
Eevee-Oh phooey.
Joey-Aw, that wasn't that bad...
Eevee-::Attacks Joey:: YESH IT WAS!!!
Joey-^^;; Ok, ok, it was! It was! Who's next?
GDorf-I have nothing to hide. I might as well. ::Walks up to mirror::
Mirror-Ah, interesting...::Swirls around and shows an ice ring::
***
::Ganondorf skates in wearing a pink sequined skating outfit::
GDorf-Where is LinkSageypoo?
LinkSage-::Right on cue, skates up to Ganondorf just wearing his normal green tunic::
Both-::Skate around listening to Barbie girl, Ganondorf occasionally spinning LinkSage::
LinkSage-I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world! La la la la...
GDorf-C'mon Barbie, lessgo party!
LinkSage-Ooh ooh ooh! Ooh ooh ooh!
LinkSage-Oh I'm having so much fun!
GDorf-Well Barbie, we're just getting started.
LinkSage-Oh, I love you Ken! ***
Everyone-O.O;;;
Sheik-Was it just me, or was that VERY disturbing?
Everyone-...YES IT WAS!
GDorf-Hey! I thought that skating suit made me look hott!
Eevee-...Right...
Brock- T-T Y...you...
GDorf-What's wrong Brocko?
Brock-YOU LOVE HIM!!!! ::Runs off crying::
Everyone-::Blinks::
GDorf-::Shrug:: Oh well. ::Goes off to find LinkSage::
Selena-::Coughs:: Alrighty...Who wants ta go next?
GanonMama-I will! ::Walks up to mirror::
Mirror-Yes, ma'am! ::Swirls around and shows some sort of weird bath house::
***
Ubaba-::Sitting at desk:: Haku, go get Sen!
Haku-Yes Miss. GanonMama sir!
Ubaba/GanonMama-I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME UBABA!!!!!!! ***
Zoe-::Gasp:: You're Ubaba?
GanonMama-::Takes off costume:: Darn tootin!
Eevee-No wonder Ganondorf has such a big nose...
GanonMama-DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BABY!!!
Joey-Okie dokie. Step right up to the wheel of fortune! I mean, who's next?
Misty-It's your turn Sheik! ::Pushes him up to the mirror::
Sheik-Hey, wait, I, can't, no, I...DUN WANNA!
Mirror-You have a big secret to hide...::Swirls around and shows Sheik standing next to Link in the temple of time::
***
Sheik-Link, I have something to tell you...I'm not who you think I am.
Link-Huh?
Sheik-::Takes off costume::
Link-ZELDA?!?!?! ***
Misty-ZELDA?!?!?!
Everyone-ZELDA?!?!?!?!
Zelda-Er...::Backs away::
Misty-EW EW EW!!! I MARRIED A GIRL!!! EEW EEW EEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Clings to Ash::
Ash-O.o
Zelda-I'd be happy to get us divorced...
Misty-Yes! Please!
Zelda-Ok. ::Goes off and gets both of them divorced somehow::
Misty-YAY! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ash-Ok. Can ya let go of me now?
Misty-Uh, sure. ::Lets go::
Selena-FUN FUN FUN! Let's see what Zoe's secret is!
Zoe-Okie day! ::Walks up to mirror::
Mirror-I don't have to show this one.
Zoe-...Huh?
Mirror-::Cough:: GOLDFISH!!!
Zoe-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Runs behind Yugi:: SAVE MEE SAVE MEE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eevee-The hell?
Mirror-Your friend has a fear of Goldfish crackers.
Joey-HA! GOLDFISH! THAT'S A LAUGH! HA!
Zoe-::Whacks him on the head with a frying pan:: Hush up yo'.
Joey-T-T Owie...
Eevee-::Singing:: The snack! That smiles back! Goldfish!
Zoe-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THEY'RE STALKING ME! THE GOLDFISH ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!! MWAHA! MWAHA! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!! THEY WUN GET ME! I WON'T LET THEM! THEY'LL SEE! THEY'LL ALL SEE! THE GOLDFISH WILL ALL DIE! DIE I SAY! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone-O.O;;;
Joey-Alright, Yugi dude. You're turn!
Yugi-Ya. ::Walks up to mirror::
Mirror-Yes, Yugi. The chosen one...How's your hair?
Yugi-::Blush:: Fine.
Zoe-Eh?
Mirror-I must tell them the truth now. ::Swirls around and shows Yugi standing in a bedroom, wearing cloud pj's::
***
Yugi-Time for bed! ::He takes off his hair, showing that it is just a wig and that he is actually bald::
Yugi-::Hops into bed:: Nite hair!
::Lights go out::
***
Yugi-::Turns bright red::
Eevee-::Obviously taken too much funny stuff:: ...Ha...Ha...YUGI HAS NO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Falls over laughing:: NO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A WIG!!!!!!!! A WIG!!!!!!!! A WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Cracks up::
Zoe-::A little disturbed:: Yugi, is that true?
Yugi-::Blushing:: Yes...
Eevee-AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!! WIG!!!!!!!!!!!! NO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!
Ash-I knew there was somethin weird bout that kid.
Zoe-It's ok, Yugi. I still like ya.
Yugi-...You do?
Zoe-Yep! As long as you keep that wig on!
Yugi-Er, ok.
Selena and Joey-Aww!
Eevee-THE ROMANCE BETWEEN GOLDFISH GIRL AND NO HAIR BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoe and Yugi-::Glare at her and start singing Aaron Carter songs::
Eevee-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ::Coughs, sneezes, then dies::
Everyone-Serves 'er right.
Tombstone-DANG IT!
Narrator Dude-And so our heroes travel on with two new friends, and new adventures waiting for them.
Tombstone-BWAHA! GOLDFISH GIRL LOVES NO HAIR BOY!!!!!!!!!
Zoe-::Licks tombstone::
Tombstone- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Explodes::
Tombstone Rubble-Curses.
Oops! I forgot bout Misty! Well, I guess 'er deepest, darkest secret is that she married Zelda! But now dey're happily divorced. Ya. And Ash's secret is ::cough:: is the one at the bar. Ya. Okie day! REVIEW PLZ!!!!!
Disclaimer-Haven't we gone through this already? I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!!!! The 'insane phrase' came from the Making of Making an Ash of Himself, which you can find at www.teamrocket-video.com. Now on with the fic before I actually get a life!
*Last time*
Mysterious Voice-Thank you brave challenger, you have saved me...Wait, what's this? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FLOOR! NOW IT'S CONTAMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** OK OK, I AM LAZY TODAY!!!!!! SO I'M NOT WRITING THE PART OF THIS FIC! HAHA! Well, it's not like you cared anyways...::sniff:: Well, the Mysterious Voice belongs to Sabrina, who is obsessed with cleaning everything and believes everything is contaminated. Ash, being Ash, challenges her to a battle, and, with his freakishly messed up hair (full of dirt, muck, and grime after not being washed in forever) wins.
Ash-WOOT! I GOT THE SOUL BADGE! ::Weird anime pose tinge::
Pikachu-::In a drunken voice because it drank too much ketchup:: Pik..................PIKA....CHU!!!
Misty- -.-;; Same, same every chapter. Will it EVER change?
Sheik-Ya...And where are we going next?
Eevee-The Cinnabar Gym!
M.G-Aww...not another gym chapter...
Eevee-No it's not! You'll see...::Evil snicker::
Everyone-Uh...oh...
Blah, blah, blah...Eevee uses her SMAP to get exactly in front of the Cinnabar Gym.
They all walk inside and notice that's it's just a normal gym. Nothing is different whatsoever.
Brock-So what's different again?
Mysterious Voice-YAM BOO! YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGIOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Zoe-OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!! ::Squeals:: THAT'S THE YU-GI-OH THEME SONG!!!!!
Yugi-Yuh huh! Mine!
Mysterious Voice 2-::In a whiney voice:: How come he gets a theme song and I don't?!?!
Mysterious Voice 1-You're in the show Joey!
Joey-Oh yeah. I forgot!
Yugi-...JOEY?!
Everyone-JOEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ash-Wait, huh?
Everyone falls over anime style.
Joey-Yugi?! DUDE!!!
Yugi-DUDE!!!
::Big buddy hug::
Zoe-Ok, ok...That's enough. ::Drags Yugi away::
Mystery Person 1-Cheese Monkey says 'SIT BOY!' ::drags Joey away::
Zoe-Cheese monkey?!
Everyone-CHEESE MONKEY?!?!?!?!?!
Ash-I'm confused...
Zoe-Selena!
Selena-Zoe!
Zoe and Selena-DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eevee-^^;; See? It's different!
M.G-::Cough:: Yeah, the gym leaders are psychos...
Selena and Joey-Hey!
Selena-Eevee's right. This gym IS different. And you'll see when we play...
Joey-THE DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET GAME!!!
Misty-The what what what?
Selena-The deepest darkest secret game. You look into this mirror... ::points to a random mirror:: and it'll show your deepest, darkest secret!
Joey-And if you don't all die from embarrassment, we'll give you our gym badge!
Everyone-Er...
Eevee-Oh, c'mon guys! It's not that bad...
She walks up to the random mirror.
Eevee-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what is my deepest, darkest secret of all?
Mirror-::A face appears in it:: I will show you, insane one.
Eevee-MAEMUKI ROCKETTO DAN!!! ((Sorry, listening to that song now. ^^;;)) I mean, yay! I'm insane!
Mirror-::The inside swirls around and shows some sort of a bar. Eevee is sitting down drinking something::
***
Eevee-::Hic:: If the shell ::hick:: does not break, ::hic:: the chick will die without ::hic:: being born. We are ::hic:: the shell, the world is our ::hic:: burrito! ::Hic:: If the eggshell does not ::hic:: break, the ::hic:: chick will die without being ::hic:: born. ::Hic:: Break the Earth's shell ::hic:: and you spoil the ::hic:: burrito! For the sake of ::hic:: revolutionizing the fast food ::hic:: world!
Ash, coming out of nowhere, walks up to her.
Ash-Heyy pretty missy...whassyername?
Eevee-::Hic::: Tanktop!
Ash-Heyy, that's a nice name...Yo yo yo, want me to buy you a drink?
Eevee-::Hic:: No ::hic:: thanks. ::Hic:: I think I'm ::hic:: done.
Ash-Whateva...Dude, ya wanna come to my placeee?
Eevee-::Hic:: Sure duuuuude. ::Hic::
::Both walk out of bar::
*** Eevee-O.O;;;; AW, MAN! THAT'S NARSTY!!!
Everyone else-::Falls over laughing::
Eevee-::Giant head with anime fangs:: SHUT UP!!!
Everyone else-::Shuts up::
Selena-::Snickers:: Ok, who's next?
M.G-::Hides::
Eevee-::Shoves M.G into the mirror:: You're turn!!!
M.G-Aww...
Mirror-::Swirls around again and shows M.G standing in some sort of room.
***
M.G-Aw, this mask is a pain! ::Takes it off and shows that he is actually...::
***
Eevee-XELLOS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Xellos-^^ Now that's a secret!
Everyone-WTF?!
Eevee-Xellos...I thought you were really M.G!
Xellos-^^ I am convincing, aren't I?
Eevee-Uh, yeah. Why'd you dress up like 'im anyways?
Xellos-Because he said that he didn't wanna be your fic. and that I should take his place.
Eevee-::Popped vain:: M.G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Real M.G-::Laughs evilly and sneaks off::
Xellos-^^ Oh dear. I must go now.
Eevee-No, wait!
Xellos-::Dissapears::
Eevee-Oh phooey.
Joey-Aw, that wasn't that bad...
Eevee-::Attacks Joey:: YESH IT WAS!!!
Joey-^^;; Ok, ok, it was! It was! Who's next?
GDorf-I have nothing to hide. I might as well. ::Walks up to mirror::
Mirror-Ah, interesting...::Swirls around and shows an ice ring::
***
::Ganondorf skates in wearing a pink sequined skating outfit::
GDorf-Where is LinkSageypoo?
LinkSage-::Right on cue, skates up to Ganondorf just wearing his normal green tunic::
Both-::Skate around listening to Barbie girl, Ganondorf occasionally spinning LinkSage::
LinkSage-I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world! La la la la...
GDorf-C'mon Barbie, lessgo party!
LinkSage-Ooh ooh ooh! Ooh ooh ooh!
LinkSage-Oh I'm having so much fun!
GDorf-Well Barbie, we're just getting started.
LinkSage-Oh, I love you Ken! ***
Everyone-O.O;;;
Sheik-Was it just me, or was that VERY disturbing?
Everyone-...YES IT WAS!
GDorf-Hey! I thought that skating suit made me look hott!
Eevee-...Right...
Brock- T-T Y...you...
GDorf-What's wrong Brocko?
Brock-YOU LOVE HIM!!!! ::Runs off crying::
Everyone-::Blinks::
GDorf-::Shrug:: Oh well. ::Goes off to find LinkSage::
Selena-::Coughs:: Alrighty...Who wants ta go next?
GanonMama-I will! ::Walks up to mirror::
Mirror-Yes, ma'am! ::Swirls around and shows some sort of weird bath house::
***
Ubaba-::Sitting at desk:: Haku, go get Sen!
Haku-Yes Miss. GanonMama sir!
Ubaba/GanonMama-I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME UBABA!!!!!!! ***
Zoe-::Gasp:: You're Ubaba?
GanonMama-::Takes off costume:: Darn tootin!
Eevee-No wonder Ganondorf has such a big nose...
GanonMama-DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BABY!!!
Joey-Okie dokie. Step right up to the wheel of fortune! I mean, who's next?
Misty-It's your turn Sheik! ::Pushes him up to the mirror::
Sheik-Hey, wait, I, can't, no, I...DUN WANNA!
Mirror-You have a big secret to hide...::Swirls around and shows Sheik standing next to Link in the temple of time::
***
Sheik-Link, I have something to tell you...I'm not who you think I am.
Link-Huh?
Sheik-::Takes off costume::
Link-ZELDA?!?!?! ***
Misty-ZELDA?!?!?!
Everyone-ZELDA?!?!?!?!
Zelda-Er...::Backs away::
Misty-EW EW EW!!! I MARRIED A GIRL!!! EEW EEW EEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Clings to Ash::
Ash-O.o
Zelda-I'd be happy to get us divorced...
Misty-Yes! Please!
Zelda-Ok. ::Goes off and gets both of them divorced somehow::
Misty-YAY! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ash-Ok. Can ya let go of me now?
Misty-Uh, sure. ::Lets go::
Selena-FUN FUN FUN! Let's see what Zoe's secret is!
Zoe-Okie day! ::Walks up to mirror::
Mirror-I don't have to show this one.
Zoe-...Huh?
Mirror-::Cough:: GOLDFISH!!!
Zoe-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Runs behind Yugi:: SAVE MEE SAVE MEE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eevee-The hell?
Mirror-Your friend has a fear of Goldfish crackers.
Joey-HA! GOLDFISH! THAT'S A LAUGH! HA!
Zoe-::Whacks him on the head with a frying pan:: Hush up yo'.
Joey-T-T Owie...
Eevee-::Singing:: The snack! That smiles back! Goldfish!
Zoe-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THEY'RE STALKING ME! THE GOLDFISH ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!! MWAHA! MWAHA! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!! THEY WUN GET ME! I WON'T LET THEM! THEY'LL SEE! THEY'LL ALL SEE! THE GOLDFISH WILL ALL DIE! DIE I SAY! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone-O.O;;;
Joey-Alright, Yugi dude. You're turn!
Yugi-Ya. ::Walks up to mirror::
Mirror-Yes, Yugi. The chosen one...How's your hair?
Yugi-::Blush:: Fine.
Zoe-Eh?
Mirror-I must tell them the truth now. ::Swirls around and shows Yugi standing in a bedroom, wearing cloud pj's::
***
Yugi-Time for bed! ::He takes off his hair, showing that it is just a wig and that he is actually bald::
Yugi-::Hops into bed:: Nite hair!
::Lights go out::
***
Yugi-::Turns bright red::
Eevee-::Obviously taken too much funny stuff:: ...Ha...Ha...YUGI HAS NO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Falls over laughing:: NO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A WIG!!!!!!!! A WIG!!!!!!!! A WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Cracks up::
Zoe-::A little disturbed:: Yugi, is that true?
Yugi-::Blushing:: Yes...
Eevee-AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!! WIG!!!!!!!!!!!! NO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!
Ash-I knew there was somethin weird bout that kid.
Zoe-It's ok, Yugi. I still like ya.
Yugi-...You do?
Zoe-Yep! As long as you keep that wig on!
Yugi-Er, ok.
Selena and Joey-Aww!
Eevee-THE ROMANCE BETWEEN GOLDFISH GIRL AND NO HAIR BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoe and Yugi-::Glare at her and start singing Aaron Carter songs::
Eevee-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ::Coughs, sneezes, then dies::
Everyone-Serves 'er right.
Tombstone-DANG IT!
Narrator Dude-And so our heroes travel on with two new friends, and new adventures waiting for them.
Tombstone-BWAHA! GOLDFISH GIRL LOVES NO HAIR BOY!!!!!!!!!
Zoe-::Licks tombstone::
Tombstone- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Explodes::
Tombstone Rubble-Curses.
Oops! I forgot bout Misty! Well, I guess 'er deepest, darkest secret is that she married Zelda! But now dey're happily divorced. Ya. And Ash's secret is ::cough:: is the one at the bar. Ya. Okie day! REVIEW PLZ!!!!!
