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Disclaimer-Haven't we gone through this already? I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!!!! The 'insane phrase' came from the Making of Making an Ash of Himself, which you can find at www.teamrocket-video.com. Now on with the fic before I actually get a life!

*Last time*

Mysterious Voice-Thank you brave challenger, you have saved me...Wait, what's this? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FLOOR! NOW IT'S CONTAMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*** OK OK, I AM LAZY TODAY!!!!!! SO I'M NOT WRITING THE PART OF THIS FIC! HAHA! Well, it's not like you cared anyways...::sniff:: Well, the Mysterious Voice belongs to Sabrina, who is obsessed with cleaning everything and believes everything is contaminated. Ash, being Ash, challenges her to a battle, and, with his freakishly messed up hair (full of dirt, muck, and grime after not being washed in forever) wins.

Ash-WOOT! I GOT THE SOUL BADGE! ::Weird anime pose tinge::

Pikachu-::In a drunken voice because it drank too much ketchup:: Pik..................PIKA....CHU!!!

Misty- -.-;; Same, same every chapter. Will it EVER change?

Sheik-Ya...And where are we going next?

Eevee-The Cinnabar Gym!

M.G-Aww...not another gym chapter...

Eevee-No it's not! You'll see...::Evil snicker::

Everyone-Uh...oh...

Blah, blah, blah...Eevee uses her SMAP to get exactly in front of the Cinnabar Gym.

They all walk inside and notice that's it's just a normal gym. Nothing is different whatsoever.

Brock-So what's different again?

Mysterious Voice-YAM BOO! YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGIOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Zoe-OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!! ::Squeals:: THAT'S THE YU-GI-OH THEME SONG!!!!!

Yugi-Yuh huh! Mine!

Mysterious Voice 2-::In a whiney voice:: How come he gets a theme song and I don't?!?!

Mysterious Voice 1-You're in the show Joey!

Joey-Oh yeah. I forgot!

Yugi-...JOEY?!

Everyone-JOEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ash-Wait, huh?

Everyone falls over anime style.

Joey-Yugi?! DUDE!!!

Yugi-DUDE!!!

::Big buddy hug::

Zoe-Ok, ok...That's enough. ::Drags Yugi away::

Mystery Person 1-Cheese Monkey says 'SIT BOY!' ::drags Joey away::

Zoe-Cheese monkey?!

Everyone-CHEESE MONKEY?!?!?!?!?!

Ash-I'm confused...

Zoe-Selena!

Selena-Zoe!

Zoe and Selena-DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eevee-^^;; See? It's different!

M.G-::Cough:: Yeah, the gym leaders are psychos...

Selena and Joey-Hey!

Selena-Eevee's right. This gym IS different. And you'll see when we play...

Joey-THE DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET GAME!!!

Misty-The what what what?

Selena-The deepest darkest secret game. You look into this mirror... ::points to a random mirror:: and it'll show your deepest, darkest secret!

Joey-And if you don't all die from embarrassment, we'll give you our gym badge!

Everyone-Er...

Eevee-Oh, c'mon guys! It's not that bad...

She walks up to the random mirror.

Eevee-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what is my deepest, darkest secret of all?

Mirror-::A face appears in it:: I will show you, insane one.

Eevee-MAEMUKI ROCKETTO DAN!!! ((Sorry, listening to that song now. ^^;;)) I mean, yay! I'm insane!

Mirror-::The inside swirls around and shows some sort of a bar. Eevee is sitting down drinking something::

***

Eevee-::Hic:: If the shell ::hick:: does not break, ::hic:: the chick will die without ::hic:: being born. We are ::hic:: the shell, the world is our ::hic:: burrito! ::Hic:: If the eggshell does not ::hic:: break, the ::hic:: chick will die without being ::hic:: born. ::Hic:: Break the Earth's shell ::hic:: and you spoil the ::hic:: burrito! For the sake of ::hic:: revolutionizing the fast food ::hic:: world!

Ash, coming out of nowhere, walks up to her.

Ash-Heyy pretty missy...whassyername?

Eevee-::Hic::: Tanktop!

Ash-Heyy, that's a nice name...Yo yo yo, want me to buy you a drink?

Eevee-::Hic:: No ::hic:: thanks. ::Hic:: I think I'm ::hic:: done.

Ash-Whateva...Dude, ya wanna come to my placeee?

Eevee-::Hic:: Sure duuuuude. ::Hic::

::Both walk out of bar::

*** Eevee-O.O;;;; AW, MAN! THAT'S NARSTY!!!

Everyone else-::Falls over laughing::

Eevee-::Giant head with anime fangs:: SHUT UP!!!

Everyone else-::Shuts up::

Selena-::Snickers:: Ok, who's next?

M.G-::Hides::

Eevee-::Shoves M.G into the mirror:: You're turn!!!

M.G-Aww...

Mirror-::Swirls around again and shows M.G standing in some sort of room.

***

M.G-Aw, this mask is a pain! ::Takes it off and shows that he is actually...::

***

Eevee-XELLOS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Xellos-^^ Now that's a secret!

Everyone-WTF?!

Eevee-Xellos...I thought you were really M.G!

Xellos-^^ I am convincing, aren't I?

Eevee-Uh, yeah. Why'd you dress up like 'im anyways?

Xellos-Because he said that he didn't wanna be your fic. and that I should take his place.

Eevee-::Popped vain:: M.G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Real M.G-::Laughs evilly and sneaks off::

Xellos-^^ Oh dear. I must go now.

Eevee-No, wait!

Xellos-::Dissapears::

Eevee-Oh phooey.

Joey-Aw, that wasn't that bad...

Eevee-::Attacks Joey:: YESH IT WAS!!!

Joey-^^;; Ok, ok, it was! It was! Who's next?

GDorf-I have nothing to hide. I might as well. ::Walks up to mirror::

Mirror-Ah, interesting...::Swirls around and shows an ice ring::

***

::Ganondorf skates in wearing a pink sequined skating outfit::

GDorf-Where is LinkSageypoo?

LinkSage-::Right on cue, skates up to Ganondorf just wearing his normal green tunic::

Both-::Skate around listening to Barbie girl, Ganondorf occasionally spinning LinkSage::

LinkSage-I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world! La la la la...

GDorf-C'mon Barbie, lessgo party!

LinkSage-Ooh ooh ooh! Ooh ooh ooh!

LinkSage-Oh I'm having so much fun!

GDorf-Well Barbie, we're just getting started.

LinkSage-Oh, I love you Ken! ***

Everyone-O.O;;;

Sheik-Was it just me, or was that VERY disturbing?

Everyone-...YES IT WAS!

GDorf-Hey! I thought that skating suit made me look hott!

Eevee-...Right...

Brock- T-T Y...you...

GDorf-What's wrong Brocko?

Brock-YOU LOVE HIM!!!! ::Runs off crying::

Everyone-::Blinks::

GDorf-::Shrug:: Oh well. ::Goes off to find LinkSage::

Selena-::Coughs:: Alrighty...Who wants ta go next?

GanonMama-I will! ::Walks up to mirror::

Mirror-Yes, ma'am! ::Swirls around and shows some sort of weird bath house::

***

Ubaba-::Sitting at desk:: Haku, go get Sen!

Haku-Yes Miss. GanonMama sir!

Ubaba/GanonMama-I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME UBABA!!!!!!! ***

Zoe-::Gasp:: You're Ubaba?

GanonMama-::Takes off costume:: Darn tootin!

Eevee-No wonder Ganondorf has such a big nose...

GanonMama-DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BABY!!!

Joey-Okie dokie. Step right up to the wheel of fortune! I mean, who's next?

Misty-It's your turn Sheik! ::Pushes him up to the mirror::

Sheik-Hey, wait, I, can't, no, I...DUN WANNA!

Mirror-You have a big secret to hide...::Swirls around and shows Sheik standing next to Link in the temple of time::

***

Sheik-Link, I have something to tell you...I'm not who you think I am.

Link-Huh?

Sheik-::Takes off costume::

Link-ZELDA?!?!?! ***

Misty-ZELDA?!?!?!

Everyone-ZELDA?!?!?!?!

Zelda-Er...::Backs away::

Misty-EW EW EW!!! I MARRIED A GIRL!!! EEW EEW EEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Clings to Ash::

Ash-O.o

Zelda-I'd be happy to get us divorced...

Misty-Yes! Please!

Zelda-Ok. ::Goes off and gets both of them divorced somehow::

Misty-YAY! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ash-Ok. Can ya let go of me now?

Misty-Uh, sure. ::Lets go::

Selena-FUN FUN FUN! Let's see what Zoe's secret is!

Zoe-Okie day! ::Walks up to mirror::

Mirror-I don't have to show this one.

Zoe-...Huh?

Mirror-::Cough:: GOLDFISH!!!

Zoe-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Runs behind Yugi:: SAVE MEE SAVE MEE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eevee-The hell?

Mirror-Your friend has a fear of Goldfish crackers.

Joey-HA! GOLDFISH! THAT'S A LAUGH! HA!

Zoe-::Whacks him on the head with a frying pan:: Hush up yo'.

Joey-T-T Owie...

Eevee-::Singing:: The snack! That smiles back! Goldfish!

Zoe-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THEY'RE STALKING ME! THE GOLDFISH ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!! MWAHA! MWAHA! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!! THEY WUN GET ME! I WON'T LET THEM! THEY'LL SEE! THEY'LL ALL SEE! THE GOLDFISH WILL ALL DIE! DIE I SAY! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone-O.O;;;

Joey-Alright, Yugi dude. You're turn!

Yugi-Ya. ::Walks up to mirror::

Mirror-Yes, Yugi. The chosen one...How's your hair?

Yugi-::Blush:: Fine.

Zoe-Eh?

Mirror-I must tell them the truth now. ::Swirls around and shows Yugi standing in a bedroom, wearing cloud pj's::

***

Yugi-Time for bed! ::He takes off his hair, showing that it is just a wig and that he is actually bald::

Yugi-::Hops into bed:: Nite hair!

::Lights go out::

***

Yugi-::Turns bright red::

Eevee-::Obviously taken too much funny stuff:: ...Ha...Ha...YUGI HAS NO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Falls over laughing:: NO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A WIG!!!!!!!! A WIG!!!!!!!! A WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Cracks up::

Zoe-::A little disturbed:: Yugi, is that true?

Yugi-::Blushing:: Yes...

Eevee-AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!! WIG!!!!!!!!!!!! NO HAIR!!!!!!!!!!

Ash-I knew there was somethin weird bout that kid.

Zoe-It's ok, Yugi. I still like ya.

Yugi-...You do?

Zoe-Yep! As long as you keep that wig on!

Yugi-Er, ok.

Selena and Joey-Aww!

Eevee-THE ROMANCE BETWEEN GOLDFISH GIRL AND NO HAIR BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zoe and Yugi-::Glare at her and start singing Aaron Carter songs::

Eevee-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ::Coughs, sneezes, then dies::

Everyone-Serves 'er right.

Tombstone-DANG IT!

Narrator Dude-And so our heroes travel on with two new friends, and new adventures waiting for them.

Tombstone-BWAHA! GOLDFISH GIRL LOVES NO HAIR BOY!!!!!!!!!

Zoe-::Licks tombstone::

Tombstone- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Explodes::

Tombstone Rubble-Curses.
Oops! I forgot bout Misty! Well, I guess 'er deepest, darkest secret is that she married Zelda! But now dey're happily divorced. Ya. And Ash's secret is ::cough:: is the one at the bar. Ya. Okie day! REVIEW PLZ!!!!!