Hello! I am finally updating! Yay for me! So here's chapter 14...Hope ya
like!
Disclaimer-::Dies:: Tombstone-Leave me alone, *beep* it!!!!!
*** Last time...
We played the deepest darkest secret game and found out embarrassing stuff about the characters! Oh yeah, and we also got the Volcano Badge, but that doesn't really matter, does it?
***
Now we find our "heroes" wandering around aimlessly outside Cinnabar Gym.
Selena-Eevee, do ya mind if I come along with ya to the next gym?
Eevee-::Shrug::
Joey-Eevee, do ya mind if I come along with ya to the next gym?
Eevee-::Shrug::
Ash-Do you mind if I go jump off a cliff and plummet to my doom?
Eevee-::Shrug::
Yugi-Do you mind if I call you a stupid, moronic, clumsy, blonde idiot who can't do anything right?
Eevee-::Shrug::
Zoe-Ok, something's up.
Eevee-Well, not really. People have been flaming me for saying too much and acting like the main character when it's actually Ash, so I'm just gonna sit here and do nothing. ::Sits and does nothing::
Everyone else- ::Watches::
Misty-Ok, this is getting boring.
Ash-How about we go to the next gym and challenge the gym leader so we can compete in the Pokemon league and finish this insane fic?
Zoe-::Gasp:: Ash actually said something intelligent!
Ash-Wait...what does intelligent mean?
Zoe-::Falls over::
Selena-I think we need to go somewhere else. Now.
Eevee-::Shrug::
Tsunami-::Runs up:: Bitch. ::Runs away::
Yugi-::Blinks::
Tsunami-::Runs up again and points to Yugi:: You're hair is funny, but yer kinda cute. ::Runs away again::
Yugi-That Tsunami's one hott babe.
Zoe-WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Yugi-I mean...That Tsunami's one...weird babe. Ya.
Zoe-Better.
Misty-Ok, is this chapter going to be filled with all random crap?
Ash-I am random crap!
Misty-...
Eevee-::Finally gets up:: Okies, lessgo to Viridian Gym. Cuz this is gettin kinda boring, and Tsunami keeps scaring me. O.o
Tsunami-::Runs up again:: But I'm good lookin! ::Punches Eevee and runs away again::
Eevee-Owie, see what I mean?
Everyone else-::Blinks:: ((If ya didn't get ne of that, it's ok cuz Tsunami was sitting next to me when I wrote this, and she gave me random ideas and I wrote em down for some odd reason...))
They all get up and start walking towards Viridian Gym, when they realize they are on an island and they can't walk through water.
Eevee-Damn.
Ash-We can build a dam out in the middle of the ocean!
Eevee-Not that kinda dam, idiot.
Joey-Oook...What are we gonna do now.
Eevee-::Shrug::
Random Guy-Aye! I'll set sail for you any day!
Selena-Huh?
Random Guy-Aye, I'm Mr. Briney! C'mon Peeko, we're settin sail!
Ash-But I wanna be the boat!!!
Mr. Briney-::Blinks:: Aye! You've got problems, mate!
Ash-::Drools:: .......Huh?
Misty-::Stares at Mr. Briney:: So, you're saying you can take us to Viridian City?
Mr. Briney-Aye! I'll set sail for you any day!
Yugi-Does anyone realize he's being kinda...repetitive?
Eevee-Ya. That's cuz he's a game character.
Ash, Misty, Yugi, and Joey-Huh?
Eevee-Alright, lessgo.
They all get into Mr. Briney's boat thingy and slowly sail to Viridian City while that evil sailing music is playing.
Misty-That's annoying.
Selena-Ya.
They arrive at Viridian City.
Mr. Briney-Aye! We're here mateys! I'll sail for you any day! ::Disappears::
Joey-That was odd.
Everyone-::Nods::
Zoe-Hey, if we had to get here by boat, then how'd we get to Cinnabar Island before?
Eevee-::Shrug::
Misty-That's annoying.
Selena-Ya.
Ash-I WANNA COOKIE!!!
Yugi-Ok, let's save the trouble of us ALL GOING INSANE and go to the gym.
Everyone-Kay.
They walk up to the gym.
Old Dude Near the Gym-I wouldn't go in there, kids.
Eevee-Why not?
O.D.N.T.G-Cuz the gym's filled with psychos that like to party all day and night!
Yugi-So?
O.D.N.T.G-::Whispers:: The gym leader's secret weapon is an army of care bears and barbies.
Everyone-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! NOT CARE BEARS!!!! NOT BARBIES!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash-But I like care bears and barbies!
Ash walks in the gym while everyone else is still cowering outside.
Misty-Wait Ash! Yer gonna be killed!
Misty follows him into the gym.
Eevee-Might as well go in ya guys.
Yugi-Why?
Eevee-Cuz I said so and if we don't we'll all be attacked by a mob of angry fans.
Yugi-That's good enough for meh. C'ept for the fact you no longer have any fans cuz you included yourself too much...
While Eevee is glaring at Yugi, everyone walks into the gym.
Eevee-HOLY CRAP ON A STICK!!!!!!!
Inside the gym, the macarana is being played on giant stereos. So loud, every window is breaking.
Yugi-WHAT THE HELL?!?
A line of at least 50 Rocket Grunts "dance" by, all in a line, with Giovanni leading, and Ash in the back.
Ash-DUDE!!! JOIN THE PARTY YOU GUYS!!!
Zoe-ASH, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU'RE PARTYING WITH THE ENEMY!!!!
Ash-Huh?
Just then, Jessie, James, and Meowth all come in wearing grass skirts and coconut bras.
Jessie-A HULA HOO!
James-A HULA HOO!
Meowth-A HULA HULA...
All 3-HOOO!!!
Lt. Surge-DUDE!!! THAT'S MY THEME!!!
They all start dancing insanely.
Joey-Man, that's just wrong.
Yugi-::Nods::
Eevee-Er, boss?
Giovanni stops dancing and the music magically stops.
Gio-Who's that?
Eevee-Er, this boy...::She points to Ash:: Wants to challenge you for an Earth badge.
Gio-He does, does he? WELL HE'S GOTTA BEAT MY BARBIE AND CARE BEAR ARMY FIRST!!!
He claps his hands and over 200 care bears and barbies come out and all attack Ash, who's still dancing although everyone else has stopped.
Ash-AAAAAAHHHH! THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!
Barbie-::Bites Ash's hand::
Ash-AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!
He runs around in circles, the barbies and care bears still following.
Gio-...What's wrong with him?
Misty- -.-() He needs mental help.
Eevee-I know! I LIKE MY CUCCOS IN THE MORNIN...
Mysterious Voices-BAWK BAWK BAWK!!!
Over 100 cuccos (chickens from Zelda) come flying into the gym.
Eevee-CUCCOS! ATTACK THOSE BARBIES AND CARE BEARS!!!
The cuccos attempt to attack, but a care bear takes out a torch and starts flaming them with it.
Eevee-::Giant sweatdrop::
The care bears and barbies all sit around a camp fire in the middle of the gym and start eating "roast cucco" for dinner.
Eevee-GAH!!! MY ARMY IS...
Gio-DEMOLISHED!!! BWAHAHA!!!
Eevee-Well...I QUIT TEAM ROCKET!
Everyone-::Gasp::
Eevee-Hey, I didn't like the uniform anyway.
Gio-Oh well. GO BARBIES GO! GO CARE BEARS GO!!! MY ARMY IS UNBEATABLE!!!!
Selena-How do we beat an army like THAT?!
Zoe-I know...RUN AWAY!!!!
They all start running away from the care bears and barbies, but the care bears and barbies just hurl pieces of roast cucco at them.
Joey-DUDE! THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!
Ash-THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!
Eevee-How are we gonna get outta this one?
Xellos, just in time, pops up in front of them.
Eevee-XELLOS!!! THANK GOD!!! COME HELP US BEAT THE ARMY OF PURE EVIL!!!
Xellos-^_^ Really? Is that what you're running from?
Everyone-YES!!!!
Xellos-Oh. Well then, I do have an idea of what can help you.
Yugi-What is it?
Xellos-::Takes a big breath:: Dragons are stupid and they can't do anything right!!!!
Mysterious Voice-WHAT WAS THAT XELLOS?!?!?!
Filia comes running in carrying her mace.
Filia-DO NOT MAKE FUN OF THE DRAGON RACE!!! IT IS THE MONSTER RACE THAT IS STUPID AND CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!
Xellos-^_^ Why don't you prove it and destroy those barbies and care bears? If you think you can...
Filia-OF COURSE I CAN!!!!
::She transforms into her true form, a dragon(duh) and starts hyper beaming the care bears and barbies::
Barbies-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! ::Die::
Care Bears-AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! ::Die::
Giovanni-NOOOOO! MY ARMY!!!!!!!!! ....MOMMY!!!!! THEY DESTORYED MY ARMY!!!!!!!
He runs off looking for his mother and accidentally drops the Earth Badge.
Ash-YAY!!!! WE WON!!!!!
He picks up the Earth Badge.
Ash-I GOT THE EARTH BADGE!!! ::Strikes pose::
Eevee-No...That was Filia! And Xellos...
Filia-CURSE YOU XELLOS!!!!!!!
She starts sending off more hyper beams, and accidentally hits the Rocket Grunts and Jessie, James, and Meowth, who all blast off into the sky.
Jessie, James, Meowth, and Rocket Grunts-WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!
Other Rocket Grunt-YANA KANJI!!!!!!
Selena-Guess they forgot to dub out that one.
Joey-::Nods::
Filia-HA! BEAT THAT XELLOS!!!!!
Xellos-Easily.
Filia-...SHUT UP!!!!
She sends out a hyper beam at Xellos, who dodges, and the beam hits the gym wall.
Everyone-O.O;;;
They all run outside and watch the building collapse.
Ash-Lookie! The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Everyone- -.-;;;
Eevee-Hey, how about we start heading toward the Pokemon league? Ash's ::cough:: gotten all 8 badges now.
Ash-YAY!!!! I WIN!!!
They all start walking towards the Pokemon league entrance, when they hear a mysterious voice.
Nurse Joy-HEY!!! IT'S THOSE KIDS AND THEY'RE DRUNKEN PIKACHU WHO SET MY POKEMON CENTER ON FIRE!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!!
She starts chasing them.
Narrator Dude-How will Ash and Crew survive this disaster? Stay tuned for the next exciting chapter, of Ash's Crazy Insane Pokemon Journey!
Dude! Tis over! I thought it was a pretty good chappie...How bout you? Review please!!!
Disclaimer-::Dies:: Tombstone-Leave me alone, *beep* it!!!!!
*** Last time...
We played the deepest darkest secret game and found out embarrassing stuff about the characters! Oh yeah, and we also got the Volcano Badge, but that doesn't really matter, does it?
***
Now we find our "heroes" wandering around aimlessly outside Cinnabar Gym.
Selena-Eevee, do ya mind if I come along with ya to the next gym?
Eevee-::Shrug::
Joey-Eevee, do ya mind if I come along with ya to the next gym?
Eevee-::Shrug::
Ash-Do you mind if I go jump off a cliff and plummet to my doom?
Eevee-::Shrug::
Yugi-Do you mind if I call you a stupid, moronic, clumsy, blonde idiot who can't do anything right?
Eevee-::Shrug::
Zoe-Ok, something's up.
Eevee-Well, not really. People have been flaming me for saying too much and acting like the main character when it's actually Ash, so I'm just gonna sit here and do nothing. ::Sits and does nothing::
Everyone else- ::Watches::
Misty-Ok, this is getting boring.
Ash-How about we go to the next gym and challenge the gym leader so we can compete in the Pokemon league and finish this insane fic?
Zoe-::Gasp:: Ash actually said something intelligent!
Ash-Wait...what does intelligent mean?
Zoe-::Falls over::
Selena-I think we need to go somewhere else. Now.
Eevee-::Shrug::
Tsunami-::Runs up:: Bitch. ::Runs away::
Yugi-::Blinks::
Tsunami-::Runs up again and points to Yugi:: You're hair is funny, but yer kinda cute. ::Runs away again::
Yugi-That Tsunami's one hott babe.
Zoe-WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Yugi-I mean...That Tsunami's one...weird babe. Ya.
Zoe-Better.
Misty-Ok, is this chapter going to be filled with all random crap?
Ash-I am random crap!
Misty-...
Eevee-::Finally gets up:: Okies, lessgo to Viridian Gym. Cuz this is gettin kinda boring, and Tsunami keeps scaring me. O.o
Tsunami-::Runs up again:: But I'm good lookin! ::Punches Eevee and runs away again::
Eevee-Owie, see what I mean?
Everyone else-::Blinks:: ((If ya didn't get ne of that, it's ok cuz Tsunami was sitting next to me when I wrote this, and she gave me random ideas and I wrote em down for some odd reason...))
They all get up and start walking towards Viridian Gym, when they realize they are on an island and they can't walk through water.
Eevee-Damn.
Ash-We can build a dam out in the middle of the ocean!
Eevee-Not that kinda dam, idiot.
Joey-Oook...What are we gonna do now.
Eevee-::Shrug::
Random Guy-Aye! I'll set sail for you any day!
Selena-Huh?
Random Guy-Aye, I'm Mr. Briney! C'mon Peeko, we're settin sail!
Ash-But I wanna be the boat!!!
Mr. Briney-::Blinks:: Aye! You've got problems, mate!
Ash-::Drools:: .......Huh?
Misty-::Stares at Mr. Briney:: So, you're saying you can take us to Viridian City?
Mr. Briney-Aye! I'll set sail for you any day!
Yugi-Does anyone realize he's being kinda...repetitive?
Eevee-Ya. That's cuz he's a game character.
Ash, Misty, Yugi, and Joey-Huh?
Eevee-Alright, lessgo.
They all get into Mr. Briney's boat thingy and slowly sail to Viridian City while that evil sailing music is playing.
Misty-That's annoying.
Selena-Ya.
They arrive at Viridian City.
Mr. Briney-Aye! We're here mateys! I'll sail for you any day! ::Disappears::
Joey-That was odd.
Everyone-::Nods::
Zoe-Hey, if we had to get here by boat, then how'd we get to Cinnabar Island before?
Eevee-::Shrug::
Misty-That's annoying.
Selena-Ya.
Ash-I WANNA COOKIE!!!
Yugi-Ok, let's save the trouble of us ALL GOING INSANE and go to the gym.
Everyone-Kay.
They walk up to the gym.
Old Dude Near the Gym-I wouldn't go in there, kids.
Eevee-Why not?
O.D.N.T.G-Cuz the gym's filled with psychos that like to party all day and night!
Yugi-So?
O.D.N.T.G-::Whispers:: The gym leader's secret weapon is an army of care bears and barbies.
Everyone-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! NOT CARE BEARS!!!! NOT BARBIES!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash-But I like care bears and barbies!
Ash walks in the gym while everyone else is still cowering outside.
Misty-Wait Ash! Yer gonna be killed!
Misty follows him into the gym.
Eevee-Might as well go in ya guys.
Yugi-Why?
Eevee-Cuz I said so and if we don't we'll all be attacked by a mob of angry fans.
Yugi-That's good enough for meh. C'ept for the fact you no longer have any fans cuz you included yourself too much...
While Eevee is glaring at Yugi, everyone walks into the gym.
Eevee-HOLY CRAP ON A STICK!!!!!!!
Inside the gym, the macarana is being played on giant stereos. So loud, every window is breaking.
Yugi-WHAT THE HELL?!?
A line of at least 50 Rocket Grunts "dance" by, all in a line, with Giovanni leading, and Ash in the back.
Ash-DUDE!!! JOIN THE PARTY YOU GUYS!!!
Zoe-ASH, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU'RE PARTYING WITH THE ENEMY!!!!
Ash-Huh?
Just then, Jessie, James, and Meowth all come in wearing grass skirts and coconut bras.
Jessie-A HULA HOO!
James-A HULA HOO!
Meowth-A HULA HULA...
All 3-HOOO!!!
Lt. Surge-DUDE!!! THAT'S MY THEME!!!
They all start dancing insanely.
Joey-Man, that's just wrong.
Yugi-::Nods::
Eevee-Er, boss?
Giovanni stops dancing and the music magically stops.
Gio-Who's that?
Eevee-Er, this boy...::She points to Ash:: Wants to challenge you for an Earth badge.
Gio-He does, does he? WELL HE'S GOTTA BEAT MY BARBIE AND CARE BEAR ARMY FIRST!!!
He claps his hands and over 200 care bears and barbies come out and all attack Ash, who's still dancing although everyone else has stopped.
Ash-AAAAAAHHHH! THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!
Barbie-::Bites Ash's hand::
Ash-AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!
He runs around in circles, the barbies and care bears still following.
Gio-...What's wrong with him?
Misty- -.-() He needs mental help.
Eevee-I know! I LIKE MY CUCCOS IN THE MORNIN...
Mysterious Voices-BAWK BAWK BAWK!!!
Over 100 cuccos (chickens from Zelda) come flying into the gym.
Eevee-CUCCOS! ATTACK THOSE BARBIES AND CARE BEARS!!!
The cuccos attempt to attack, but a care bear takes out a torch and starts flaming them with it.
Eevee-::Giant sweatdrop::
The care bears and barbies all sit around a camp fire in the middle of the gym and start eating "roast cucco" for dinner.
Eevee-GAH!!! MY ARMY IS...
Gio-DEMOLISHED!!! BWAHAHA!!!
Eevee-Well...I QUIT TEAM ROCKET!
Everyone-::Gasp::
Eevee-Hey, I didn't like the uniform anyway.
Gio-Oh well. GO BARBIES GO! GO CARE BEARS GO!!! MY ARMY IS UNBEATABLE!!!!
Selena-How do we beat an army like THAT?!
Zoe-I know...RUN AWAY!!!!
They all start running away from the care bears and barbies, but the care bears and barbies just hurl pieces of roast cucco at them.
Joey-DUDE! THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!
Ash-THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!
Eevee-How are we gonna get outta this one?
Xellos, just in time, pops up in front of them.
Eevee-XELLOS!!! THANK GOD!!! COME HELP US BEAT THE ARMY OF PURE EVIL!!!
Xellos-^_^ Really? Is that what you're running from?
Everyone-YES!!!!
Xellos-Oh. Well then, I do have an idea of what can help you.
Yugi-What is it?
Xellos-::Takes a big breath:: Dragons are stupid and they can't do anything right!!!!
Mysterious Voice-WHAT WAS THAT XELLOS?!?!?!
Filia comes running in carrying her mace.
Filia-DO NOT MAKE FUN OF THE DRAGON RACE!!! IT IS THE MONSTER RACE THAT IS STUPID AND CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!
Xellos-^_^ Why don't you prove it and destroy those barbies and care bears? If you think you can...
Filia-OF COURSE I CAN!!!!
::She transforms into her true form, a dragon(duh) and starts hyper beaming the care bears and barbies::
Barbies-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! ::Die::
Care Bears-AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! ::Die::
Giovanni-NOOOOO! MY ARMY!!!!!!!!! ....MOMMY!!!!! THEY DESTORYED MY ARMY!!!!!!!
He runs off looking for his mother and accidentally drops the Earth Badge.
Ash-YAY!!!! WE WON!!!!!
He picks up the Earth Badge.
Ash-I GOT THE EARTH BADGE!!! ::Strikes pose::
Eevee-No...That was Filia! And Xellos...
Filia-CURSE YOU XELLOS!!!!!!!
She starts sending off more hyper beams, and accidentally hits the Rocket Grunts and Jessie, James, and Meowth, who all blast off into the sky.
Jessie, James, Meowth, and Rocket Grunts-WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!
Other Rocket Grunt-YANA KANJI!!!!!!
Selena-Guess they forgot to dub out that one.
Joey-::Nods::
Filia-HA! BEAT THAT XELLOS!!!!!
Xellos-Easily.
Filia-...SHUT UP!!!!
She sends out a hyper beam at Xellos, who dodges, and the beam hits the gym wall.
Everyone-O.O;;;
They all run outside and watch the building collapse.
Ash-Lookie! The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Everyone- -.-;;;
Eevee-Hey, how about we start heading toward the Pokemon league? Ash's ::cough:: gotten all 8 badges now.
Ash-YAY!!!! I WIN!!!
They all start walking towards the Pokemon league entrance, when they hear a mysterious voice.
Nurse Joy-HEY!!! IT'S THOSE KIDS AND THEY'RE DRUNKEN PIKACHU WHO SET MY POKEMON CENTER ON FIRE!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!!
She starts chasing them.
Narrator Dude-How will Ash and Crew survive this disaster? Stay tuned for the next exciting chapter, of Ash's Crazy Insane Pokemon Journey!
Dude! Tis over! I thought it was a pretty good chappie...How bout you? Review please!!!
