Don't have a kitten! - Chapter 1: Discovery in the Sewers

Disclaimer- I do not own TMNT. Okay! Now let's get on with this stupid fan fiction!

It was a regular, New York kind of night. The four turtle brothers were in their quaint little sewer house, when Michelangelo had a bright idea for once. " Let's go exploring!" he exclaimed.

Donatello looked at him. "We've covered, like, half the city. Where more can we possibly go?"

"Across the sewers, of course!"

Leonardo was flipping through channels on the TV. In a bored voice, he said, "Why not? There's nothing else to do."

Raphael closed his TV guide. "I'm in."

Mike opened the door. "Then let us go!"

Leo climbed in. "You sound like a prisoner, you know." He took off and ran.

"Wonder where's he's going in such a hurry. Wait for me!!!" Raphael chased after Leo.

"Cow-" Mike began, but was cut off by Don. "I don't want to be stuck her until 3:00." They both pushed in the door.

The sewer was dark and swampy. The brothers could hardly see. Don held a flashlight. It was much brighter now. He led the way to a small room, not unlike their. . . uh, habitat. A shadow swept across the room. Don followed it with his eyes. "There's someone. . .or something here", he cautioned. He felt a thud on his head and passed out.

"Uh, Don?" Mike questioned. There was no answer.

Raphael saw Don's unconscious form on the ground. "Whatever's in there, it can fight good. Possibly a ninja."

"What, ninjas here?"

"Yes, ninjas here", he said. "What else could make such an undetected blow?"

Immediately, a light switched on. Four mutant female cats were in the room. (Mike: Pretty, too. / MS: *whacks Mike on head*) One was hanging from a high light switch. Two were apparently sleeping on a couch and the fourth was standing in front of the group. She held her swords out and ready to attack. "Halt!" she shouted. "Or I shall run you through!"

Leonardo took out his own swords and said, "You want a fight kitten?"

"How does he make that line work so well?" Mike questioned to himself, and Raphael whacked him in the head.

The cat hanging from the light switch put one hand on her hip. "Is someone going to help me off?" She jumped and exclaimed, "Well, there's no need for that then." Swords clanged in the background. "Tsuchi, what are you doing?!" she yelled at the young cat. "Stop it this instant!"

Tsuchi and Leo paused and looked up. Tsuchi put her swords away and said, "Aww, I was only toying with him, Hi (and it's "hee", not "hi")."

Hi took none of this. She sighed. One of the sleeping cats walked to Donatello and peered at him. "I think he's coming to." Don woke and sat up. "Konbanwa", the girl said. "I'm Kaze."

"Hello, Kaze." Don murmured.

"I sorryfor bangabang onahead", Kaze said quickly. "Wethinkyou hurtus."

"Apology accepted." Don began imitating her way of speech. "Cat mightywarrior. Bangabang hurtamuch."

Kaze giggled. "You talkafunny myway. You goodat technology?"

Donatello, not wanting to be teased for his efforts, simply nodded.

She turned to a computer. "I makeasite. You helpme?" Don nodded again.

"Good." She clicked on something and opened her site: Sasuke's Ninja Scroll. (She a fan of Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto) "I cannot postagraphic. Keeps disappearing." She demonstrated and stood up. "Youtry" Donatello did it with ease.

"You're using a text tool. You need a graphic tool", Don explained. Kaze looked at him with understanding, then slowly nodded.

By this time, the fourth cat and Hi were already making conversation with Raphael and Michelangelo. Well, more like the cat, named Mizu, was flirting with the two turtles and Hi was trying to stop her.

"Go flutter your lashes at someone else, like that one with Tsuchi over there."

"I'm looking for a single guy."

"They're all single, except for that one with Kaze. I can't believe she did it that fast with her way of talking."

"Hello?" Mike intervened. "Can we, like, talk now?"

"Huh?" Hi came to attention. "Oh, sorry. I always argue with Mizu over something." She glared at Mizu, who was acting all too innocently.

Kaze looked at Leonardo. "We comealive wityou?"

"Huh?"

"We livealone. Senseipassed", she explained.

Mike whispered to Leo, " We could use some girls here."

"Heardthat", Kaze said. "Butplease?"

"Okay", Leo agreed. "But we must get Master Splinter's approval first. You four should meet him."

"Arigato!" Kaze smiled.

TO BE CONTINUED

Maho Shojo: Okay, that might've sucked, but it's my first time writing a TMNT story. Please R/R!

Donatello: Uh, that means read and review. They've already read it.

MS: Oh well. R!

P.S. The way Kaze talks is from Redwall (Martin the Warrior) by Brian Jacques.