Don't Have a Kitten! : Chapter 3-A Claustrophobic Don and. . . Raphael's Diary?

Maho Shojo: Okay, where we left off, Mike put a slice o' bologna in Kaze's CD-player, and now there are screams from Donatello's room.

Leonardo: MUST SEE BLOOD! MWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! *Starts chasing Don with swords*

Raphael: *holds Leo* Leo, what pill did you take this morning?

Leo: *struggling* The blue pill! I always take the blue pill!

Raph: No, you always take the red pill! The blue one makes you either slow, stupid, or sadistic, I can't remember . . . | (

MS: Uh, let's move on? 0_0u

(Credits to Setowriter123456 for this scene) --------------------------------------

The group hurried from the kitchen to Donatello's room. He was nowhere in sight, but there was a great deal of pounding from the closet. Raph dismissed it as a tape recorder, but the door shuddered madly. "Guys, get me outta here!" Don yelled, pounding the door

"Why?" asked Mike, who wanted to torture his brother for as long as possible.

"I'm claustrophobic!"

Kaze went and inspected the lock. "This lock looks like the same one on Raphael's diary. I think I can pick it with my dewclaw." She started picking it before she finished her sentence.

"Could you hurry?!"

"Almost. . .got it. . .There!" The door sprang open and Donatello made a mad run to the bathroom. Mizu was giggling madly.

"What's so funny?" Hi suspiciously asked.

"I (giggle) locked him (giggle) in there!" Mizu gasped, then calmed down. "I think Don's sick."

Mikey remembered. " I locked him in his closet once. Got really sick." He went to check on Donatello.

It took awhile before Raphael realized what Kaze had said. "My diary?!" He roared.

Tsuchi produced the diary and held it above her head. "You want it? Can y' reach it?" Raph made a wild grab, but Tsuchi swiped it out of the way. It took several more tries before Tsuchi finally dropped it. . .on Raphael's head. "You better not have read this", Raph roared as he grabbed the diary and made a threatening blow with it. "Or I'll make kitten-kabob!" (Where's Leo? LOL)

Don came back rubbing his head and moaning, "My head hurts. I feel dizzy. I'm seeing stars." Along with a list of other complaints.

"Yup, that's claustrophobic Don", said Michelangelo. "He usually says he feels really bad."

Mizu studied Don. "Almost as bad as that time Raph went into a girls' bathroom by mistake." All except Raphael burst into laughter.

"You have been reading my diary", he growled. "Okay, how far did you read?!"

"Only enough to finish it", Hi giggled.

Raph stormed out of the room, muttering an assortment of unintelligible words. I think they're really likely to be cuss words.

Hi watched Raphael. "Okay, who wants to play some poker and blackjack?" she requested, rubbing her hands in evil glee. She specialized in gambling, and , as Hiro Mashima says, has the luck of the gods.

There was a mix of "I do", "Me!", and "Sure, why not!".

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MS: Well, that concludes this chapter. Next time, read to find out why Leonardo never eats sugar!

Leonardo: I do too eat sugar!

MS: All right, find out why Leo never eats 1 lb. (pound) of sugar! Ciao for now!

Raphael: You had to rhyme, didn't you?

MS: Urasai.

Raph: Huh?

MS: Shut up.

*screen fades to black*