Chapter 4-Why you should never gamble with Hi and why Leo never eats sugar
Disclaimer- I will not even say it. There is no point in saying it.
Hi looked around the poker table, keeping her face straight. Mizu looked so happy, she could be bouncing. Raphael rubbed his head, looking very displeased at his hand. 'Simpletons', Hi thought. 'Don't you know the first rule of poker? Keep a straight face!' She looked at her own hand. 'five, four, three, two, one...' Hi slammed her cards onto the table. "I win! Pay up!" True enough, there were four aces and one king in her hand. All the others groaned as they laid down their cards on the green felt table and handed her poker chips and bills.
Hi was the queen of gamble, and she never made less than $1000 in a night. It was her way of providing money.
Michelangelo yawned. "Let's call it a night." All the others agreed.
Hi smiled to herself as she folded the money and listened to the chips jangle in her pocket. She added the money together. It amounted to $987. 'Not bad', she told herself.
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It was early dawn when Michelangelo decided on a good prank to pull on Leo. He went to Mizu's room. "Hey, wake up!"
Mizu poked her head out from under a pillow. "What? Not another prank, is it?"
"You've read my mind!" Mike sat down next to her bed.
"Let me guess", said Mizu as she sat up. "It has something to do with sugar."
"Read my mind again!" Mike stared in the direction of Leonardo's room. "I've been wondering. Why does Leo never get sugar high? I want to see what he's like in that condition."
"I know. You want to put a whole pound of sugar in Leo's coffee and watch him run around like a headless chicken."
"What - how'd you know?"
"I know a lot of things. But if you get caught, I will deny all knowledge."
Both stood up. "Deal", said Michelangelo. The two tiptoed into the kitchen. "Uh, Mizu?"
"What, you don't know how to make coffee?"
"Exactly. Can you make coffee?"
"Of course I can. You take care of the sugar."
"If I know correctly, Leo always wakes up at 6:00. That gives us . . ." Mike tried to see the clock correctly.
"45 minutes", Mizu curtly finished.
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It was five to six, and already Mizu was warning everyone about the sugar high Leo. "We don't know how dangerous hyper Leonardo is", she explained.
At 6:15, Leonardo was sitting down at the table. He drank his coffee in two gulps, not noticing the extra sweetness. His left eye started twitching. Leo's expression went from -_- to ^________________________________________^. "SSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!" he yelled as he made a mad dash to the dojo room.
Donatello looked at his destination. "Uh, isn't that where the weapons are stored?"
"Uh-oh", Mike said. "I think we -" Mizu whacked him with a nunchaku. "Ow! I mean, I made a very bad mistake!"
Sure enough, Leo came back armed with swords, sais, a bo, and Hi's spare set of yojin blasters. Yes, he is very violent now! "BLOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled, and began attacking.
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By now, a very violent, sadistic, homicidal, sugar high Leonardo had pretty much wrecked the kitchen and the living room. Tsuchi finally got a pail of icy water and dumped it on Leo's head. He stopped in mid-slash. "What happened?"
"Don't tell me you don't remember", Raph laughed.
"Actually, I do not remember anything since I drank my coffee."
Tsuchi took a breath. "You sugar high, BAM BAM BAM, cold water, end."
Just then, Splinter walked in and inspected the blasted and slashed room. "My children, who is responsible for this?" Fingers started to point to Leonardo, but then quickly averted and pointed to Michelangelo. "Michelangelo, is it? How did this happen?" Mikey turned to Mizu, but she made a zipping motion across her lips, saying she will deny any knowledge of the incident. He frowned at her, and she gave a victorious smile.
"All right", he started to explain, kneeling in front of Splinter. "I put a pound of sugar in Leonardo's coffee so I could see what he's like when he's hyper. Gomensai." (gomensai = i'm sorry)
Splinter thought for a moment and said, "You must clean this room and the kitchen." Mikey groaned. "Before sunset." Mike groaned louder. So that goes to show that pranks don't always pay. Unless you're reading Rapheal's diary, but that might not pay either. ^_^
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MS: Well, I'm running out of wisecracks, so I've got nothing to say but REVIEW! Wow, this gets more hits than my yugioh story!
Disclaimer- I will not even say it. There is no point in saying it.
Hi looked around the poker table, keeping her face straight. Mizu looked so happy, she could be bouncing. Raphael rubbed his head, looking very displeased at his hand. 'Simpletons', Hi thought. 'Don't you know the first rule of poker? Keep a straight face!' She looked at her own hand. 'five, four, three, two, one...' Hi slammed her cards onto the table. "I win! Pay up!" True enough, there were four aces and one king in her hand. All the others groaned as they laid down their cards on the green felt table and handed her poker chips and bills.
Hi was the queen of gamble, and she never made less than $1000 in a night. It was her way of providing money.
Michelangelo yawned. "Let's call it a night." All the others agreed.
Hi smiled to herself as she folded the money and listened to the chips jangle in her pocket. She added the money together. It amounted to $987. 'Not bad', she told herself.
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It was early dawn when Michelangelo decided on a good prank to pull on Leo. He went to Mizu's room. "Hey, wake up!"
Mizu poked her head out from under a pillow. "What? Not another prank, is it?"
"You've read my mind!" Mike sat down next to her bed.
"Let me guess", said Mizu as she sat up. "It has something to do with sugar."
"Read my mind again!" Mike stared in the direction of Leonardo's room. "I've been wondering. Why does Leo never get sugar high? I want to see what he's like in that condition."
"I know. You want to put a whole pound of sugar in Leo's coffee and watch him run around like a headless chicken."
"What - how'd you know?"
"I know a lot of things. But if you get caught, I will deny all knowledge."
Both stood up. "Deal", said Michelangelo. The two tiptoed into the kitchen. "Uh, Mizu?"
"What, you don't know how to make coffee?"
"Exactly. Can you make coffee?"
"Of course I can. You take care of the sugar."
"If I know correctly, Leo always wakes up at 6:00. That gives us . . ." Mike tried to see the clock correctly.
"45 minutes", Mizu curtly finished.
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It was five to six, and already Mizu was warning everyone about the sugar high Leo. "We don't know how dangerous hyper Leonardo is", she explained.
At 6:15, Leonardo was sitting down at the table. He drank his coffee in two gulps, not noticing the extra sweetness. His left eye started twitching. Leo's expression went from -_- to ^________________________________________^. "SSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!" he yelled as he made a mad dash to the dojo room.
Donatello looked at his destination. "Uh, isn't that where the weapons are stored?"
"Uh-oh", Mike said. "I think we -" Mizu whacked him with a nunchaku. "Ow! I mean, I made a very bad mistake!"
Sure enough, Leo came back armed with swords, sais, a bo, and Hi's spare set of yojin blasters. Yes, he is very violent now! "BLOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled, and began attacking.
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By now, a very violent, sadistic, homicidal, sugar high Leonardo had pretty much wrecked the kitchen and the living room. Tsuchi finally got a pail of icy water and dumped it on Leo's head. He stopped in mid-slash. "What happened?"
"Don't tell me you don't remember", Raph laughed.
"Actually, I do not remember anything since I drank my coffee."
Tsuchi took a breath. "You sugar high, BAM BAM BAM, cold water, end."
Just then, Splinter walked in and inspected the blasted and slashed room. "My children, who is responsible for this?" Fingers started to point to Leonardo, but then quickly averted and pointed to Michelangelo. "Michelangelo, is it? How did this happen?" Mikey turned to Mizu, but she made a zipping motion across her lips, saying she will deny any knowledge of the incident. He frowned at her, and she gave a victorious smile.
"All right", he started to explain, kneeling in front of Splinter. "I put a pound of sugar in Leonardo's coffee so I could see what he's like when he's hyper. Gomensai." (gomensai = i'm sorry)
Splinter thought for a moment and said, "You must clean this room and the kitchen." Mikey groaned. "Before sunset." Mike groaned louder. So that goes to show that pranks don't always pay. Unless you're reading Rapheal's diary, but that might not pay either. ^_^
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MS: Well, I'm running out of wisecracks, so I've got nothing to say but REVIEW! Wow, this gets more hits than my yugioh story!
