Don't Have a Kitten! - Chapter 8: Shredder's (Unsuccessful) Revenge
Disclaimer: Uh, definition, please?
Maho Shojo:Final chapter! Uh, ah, em. . .just put in the tape!
*horrible screeching noise, static*
MS: Who forgot to clean the VCR?!
Turtle: *point at each other* He did!
MS: -_- Just. . .go get another VCR!
Five Minutes Later. . .
Leo: Lookie what I got!
Donny: "Property of Oruko Saki, the Shredder" Tell me you did not just steal that from Shredder, Leo.
Leo: Okay. *grins* You did not just steal that from Shredder, Leo. *bigger grin*
Donny: *slaps fore head*
Mikey: *writes "^Paper" between "the" and "Shredder"* hehehehehe. . .
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Shredder sat on an apartment roof, sulking. His kitchen-utensil-like excuse for a suit of armor glinted in the moonlight. "Those [beep] turtles. I HATE THEM!" People on the streets stared upward. Saki (Shredder's real name) felt several eyes on him, and turned his volume down. "I will get my revenge on them if it's the last thing I do! Only I hope it isn't the last thing I do. . ." Shredder got up, and started leaping across some roofs. Due to his stupidity ( sulking + bad light + leaping at great altitudes = bad), he banged into a telephone pole, stuck to it by the blades on his armor. "Damn you [beep] pole! You stupid [loooong beep]--" Once again, people were staring. 'Oh well', he thought. 'I'll guess I will just. . . wait here for Tatsu, or Dr. Stockman or someone to get me. . .off. . .'
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The turtles and cats were busy training, doing that candle gimmick (you know, in the first eppy of the new season?) again. Pieces of wax and wick littered the floor of the dojo room, as well as bits of Splinter's fur. (you dunno how close their blades can go)
Hi had her blasters always ready, so there was no cocking or clicking required. She hid in a shadow, invisible.
"Amaterasu?" Splinter called her by her real name. "Amaterasu Kido?"
BAM!
In just one shot, Hi managed to put out the candle and light Leonardo's mask tails on fire.
Leo sniffed, and looked behind him. Obviously he could tell there was smoke, but not that his mask was on fire.
"Fire!" Donatello yelled as he pointed to Leo's back. Leo pinched out the flames, turned to Hi, and said, "Thanks a lot."
"You're welcome!" Hi happily said and grinned.
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2 Days later. . .
This time, Shredder was sitting at an open manhole, remembering too well the pole accident. He wrote,
"Turtles,
If you want to live, then meet me at the roof of the Ritzy Hotel, midnight tomorrow. No exceptions. Otherwise, I will send my Foot ninjas to kill you, and it's not pretty.
Saki"
Shredder folded the letter, put it in an envelope, and dropped it in the manhole. He smiled, and dropped the cover in place. And on his foot. Shredder's cries of pain rang into the night.
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The following night. . .
The turtles and cats were at the roof and waiting. It was already 12:30 a.m.
Mikey was impatient and said, "Shredder's late! And my butt's gone numb!" Everyone scooted away from him. "What?"
At 12:45, Shredder finally appeared. "Prepare to meet your doom, turtles!" he shouted happily.
Raphael narrowed an eye. "Say what?"
Shredder flipped open a book titled "How to be Evil, Version 12". "Let's see, evil phrases. . .aha!" His red eyes scanned the page, then he put the book away. "Prepare to meet your doom, turtles!" he repeated, changing his tone to evil and still not noticing the girls.
With 8 square kicks all happening at once, Shredder flipped across 3 rooftops and got stuck on a pole for the second time. "I shall really have my revenge this time!" he shouted.
"I think he means it", Tsuchi said to Leo.
"Until next time, sister, until next time", he replied.
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Maho Shojo: Wow. Looks like fun and games is over, huh? Feel free to write a sequel to this! Just give me credit. LOL, is Shredder blind or what? Review!
Disclaimer: Uh, definition, please?
Maho Shojo:Final chapter! Uh, ah, em. . .just put in the tape!
*horrible screeching noise, static*
MS: Who forgot to clean the VCR?!
Turtle: *point at each other* He did!
MS: -_- Just. . .go get another VCR!
Five Minutes Later. . .
Leo: Lookie what I got!
Donny: "Property of Oruko Saki, the Shredder" Tell me you did not just steal that from Shredder, Leo.
Leo: Okay. *grins* You did not just steal that from Shredder, Leo. *bigger grin*
Donny: *slaps fore head*
Mikey: *writes "^Paper" between "the" and "Shredder"* hehehehehe. . .
++++++++++++++++++++
Shredder sat on an apartment roof, sulking. His kitchen-utensil-like excuse for a suit of armor glinted in the moonlight. "Those [beep] turtles. I HATE THEM!" People on the streets stared upward. Saki (Shredder's real name) felt several eyes on him, and turned his volume down. "I will get my revenge on them if it's the last thing I do! Only I hope it isn't the last thing I do. . ." Shredder got up, and started leaping across some roofs. Due to his stupidity ( sulking + bad light + leaping at great altitudes = bad), he banged into a telephone pole, stuck to it by the blades on his armor. "Damn you [beep] pole! You stupid [loooong beep]--" Once again, people were staring. 'Oh well', he thought. 'I'll guess I will just. . . wait here for Tatsu, or Dr. Stockman or someone to get me. . .off. . .'
=====================
The turtles and cats were busy training, doing that candle gimmick (you know, in the first eppy of the new season?) again. Pieces of wax and wick littered the floor of the dojo room, as well as bits of Splinter's fur. (you dunno how close their blades can go)
Hi had her blasters always ready, so there was no cocking or clicking required. She hid in a shadow, invisible.
"Amaterasu?" Splinter called her by her real name. "Amaterasu Kido?"
BAM!
In just one shot, Hi managed to put out the candle and light Leonardo's mask tails on fire.
Leo sniffed, and looked behind him. Obviously he could tell there was smoke, but not that his mask was on fire.
"Fire!" Donatello yelled as he pointed to Leo's back. Leo pinched out the flames, turned to Hi, and said, "Thanks a lot."
"You're welcome!" Hi happily said and grinned.
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2 Days later. . .
This time, Shredder was sitting at an open manhole, remembering too well the pole accident. He wrote,
"Turtles,
If you want to live, then meet me at the roof of the Ritzy Hotel, midnight tomorrow. No exceptions. Otherwise, I will send my Foot ninjas to kill you, and it's not pretty.
Saki"
Shredder folded the letter, put it in an envelope, and dropped it in the manhole. He smiled, and dropped the cover in place. And on his foot. Shredder's cries of pain rang into the night.
=====================
The following night. . .
The turtles and cats were at the roof and waiting. It was already 12:30 a.m.
Mikey was impatient and said, "Shredder's late! And my butt's gone numb!" Everyone scooted away from him. "What?"
At 12:45, Shredder finally appeared. "Prepare to meet your doom, turtles!" he shouted happily.
Raphael narrowed an eye. "Say what?"
Shredder flipped open a book titled "How to be Evil, Version 12". "Let's see, evil phrases. . .aha!" His red eyes scanned the page, then he put the book away. "Prepare to meet your doom, turtles!" he repeated, changing his tone to evil and still not noticing the girls.
With 8 square kicks all happening at once, Shredder flipped across 3 rooftops and got stuck on a pole for the second time. "I shall really have my revenge this time!" he shouted.
"I think he means it", Tsuchi said to Leo.
"Until next time, sister, until next time", he replied.
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Maho Shojo: Wow. Looks like fun and games is over, huh? Feel free to write a sequel to this! Just give me credit. LOL, is Shredder blind or what? Review!
