Author's Note: Hey guys! Newest chapter of SUMMER CAMP *everyone cheers*
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z *everyone boos*
Summer CampBy: Vegeta's Blue-Haired Angel
Last time:
"WOMAN!" Vegeta shouted over Chi-Chi's voice.
"B-Bulma! What's wrong with her?" Chi-Chi said, running to the side of the bed.
"That dumb ass Yamucha knocked her out and I brought her here!" he said,
leaving.
"WAIT! THANKS Vegeta! YOU DID A REALLY GOOD THING!" Chi-Chi yelled after him,
but he was already out the door.
"Yea! Especially when I beat Yamucha up!" Vegeta said, smirking.
Chi-Chi turned to 18, who was checking Bulma.
"Ooo! Look at her head! There is a nasty bump on it!" Chi-Chi said, examining Bulma's head.
"Yea! And there are a whole bunch of scratches on her neck!" 18 said, turning Bulma over.
Chi-Chi shrieked as Bulma groaned, in her unconscious state, jumping and tripping over something on the floor.
"Calm down!" 18 said, helping Chi-Chi up from her position on the floor.
"Damn it!" Chi-Chi said, getting up.
"What did you trip over?" 18 asked.
"This stupid…EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Chi-Chi shrieked holding up a pair of underwear, with frilly lace around the edges.
"Must be Brittany's because I do NOT own anything like that, and heaven forbid if it's Bulma's!" 18 said, smirking.
"HOW CAN SHE WEAR THIS?" Chi-Chi shouted, making 18 wince.
"You know that she's a ditz! Her Mommy probably bought it for her!" 18 teased.
"Oh! Yea! I can just imagine her, with her mom buying this!" Chi-Chi said.
"Mommy! These are SOOOO like totally adorable! We like so need to get this!" 18 mocked. She and Chi-Chi started giggling.
* * *
Vegeta was walking back to the boys cabin when…
"Hey Vegeta!" came a singsong voice, behind him. He turned to see Brittany standing there.
"What do you want whore?" he asked, growling. She simply walked up to him and placed her arms around his neck.
"You!" she purred, licking his ear. Vegeta was totally disgusted.
"Get away from me!" he yelled, pushing her off of him.
"Why?" Brittany said, coming closer.
"Because I don't…" he said, but was silenced by a kiss. He was too much in shock to realize that he started kissing back. Brittany smirked against his lips.
A flash brought him out of his shocked state and back to reality.
"What the HELL was that?" Vegeta said, eyes popping, hoping it wasn't what he thought it was.
"We've got proof!" came a voice from the bush. Vegeta saw someone bathed in moonlight run, limping slightly away from him. Brittany sped past him.
"Bye… stud!" she said, winking and blowing him a kiss, before she disappeared in a bush.
Vegeta jumped after her, only to find she were gone. He growled vowing he would kill both of them as soon as he found them.
'I can't let this get out!' he said, running in the direction Brittany ran in.
* * *
Bulma groaned again, and sat up.
"Oh! She's waking!" Chi-Chi screeched.
"Calm down, Chi-Chi!" 18 said, covering her ears.
"Calm down? CALM DOWN? You know I can't calm down when one of my friends is hurt!" Chi-Chi screamed.
"Fine! BUT STOP SCREAMING! IT'S HURTING MY EARS!" 18 screeched back. Chi-Chi started pouting.
"What's happening? Why is everyone screaming?" Bulma asked, rubbing her head.
"Bulma? You're alright!" Chi-Chi said, not screaming. She shot a glare at 18, who stared stonily back.
"Yes! What happened?" Bulma asked.
"Well… from what Vegeta told us…" 18 started.
"Vegeta?" Bulma asked.
"Yes, Vegeta! He said, that Yamucha knocked you out. Then Vegeta beat the shit out of him and brought you here!" 18 continued.
"Vegeta? Why did he…?" Bulma trailed off.
"We already told you! He likes you! He doesn't want anything to happen to you!" Chi-Chi said.
"D-does he really? Well he sure doesn't act like it!" Bulma said.
"He doesn't act like it? What the HELL do you call rescuing you?" Chi-Chi asked.
"I mean when I try to talk to him, he always is sarcastic with me and says nothing but insults!" Bulma said, blushing.
Chi-Chi and 18 rolled their eyes.
* * *
Yamucha arrived at one of the old camp counselor's cabins. No one used this anymore so he figured it was a pretty good place to hide out (*gasp* So he has a brain after all!)
"I am so happy I brought along my Polaroid camera!" Brittany said, stupidly proud that she added to the plot.
"Um… me too!" Yamucha said, eyeing her over.
'Sure she isn't as beautiful as Bulma, but what the hell?' Yamucha thought, slowly making his way over to her. (Ok! Now we know where he keeps his brain! And NO! I refused to write a lemon for this… this… freaky meeting of a jackass and a whore!)
* * *
Vegeta ran until he could run no more.
'Where did that bastard and his whore go?' he snarled. Just then he remember last year when Yamucha pissed him off so he threatened to beat him up and did but he had a hard time finding him because he was hiding in an old unused cabin.
'He must be there now!' Vegeta thought, running in the direction of the cabin.
After a while of running he arrived at the disheveled cabin. The door was open a crack, signaling someone was inside. Vegeta crept up to the cabin. He decided to scare Yamucha then beat him up. He crashed through the door.
The sight in front of him was the most horrifying thing Vegeta had ever seen.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" came a shriek from a naked Brittany and an almost naked Yamucha.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Vegeta screamed as he saw them, then he stopped and looked at Yamucha who was wearing a girdle, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"I-I-I hope that's not really yours, *gulp* weakling!" Vegeta said, dreading the answer.
"You see V-V-Vegeta… Well… um…" Yamucha started, then seeing he couldn't lie to Vegeta he blurted out the truth, "I'M FAT! CHUBBY! CHUNKY! THAT'S WHY I NEED TO WEAR THIS GIRDLE! I MAKE SURE THE GIRLS I SLEEP WITH ARE DRUNK OR SOMETHING TO OVERLOOK IT…WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Yamucha ran out of the cabin, almost naked. Vegeta fell to the ground in a dead faint. Brittany seized the moment and dragged Vegeta to the bed. She undressed him and laid him next to her.
* * *
"Where could Vegeta be?" Krillin asked, pacing the room.
"Probably out somewhere with Bulma, if you know what I mean!" Goku said, winking. Krillin rolled his eyes.
Suddenly an almost naked Yamucha came streaking into the cabin.
"He knows! They know! EVERYONE KNOWS!" Yamucha said, throwing his hands up into the air.
"Knows what?" Krillin asked looking disgusted by Yamucha's …er… garments.
"Know what? You know don't you? I know you know that I know you know!" Yamucha said, pointing an accusing finger at Krillin.
"Yamucha? Why are you wearing a girdle?" Goku asked.
"AAAAAHHHH! See EVERYONE KNOWS!" Yamucha said. Krillin came up behind him and knocked him out.
"I think he should rest for a little while!" Krillin said, dragging Yamucha to his bunk.
"Yea! Let's find Vegeta! I'm worried!" Goku said, heading out the door.
* * *
Goku and Krillin came upon an old abandoned cabin, suddenly a shriek pierced through the night air.
Running out of the cabin was a half naked Brittany with cuts on her arms and breasts (of course you and I know she did it to herself… but Krillin and Goku don't… shhhhhhh…)
"What happened?" Goku asked, eyeing her cuts.
"V-Vegeta…" she said out of breath, "Tried to rape me! I knocked him out and left him in that cabin!" She pointed to the disheveled cabin.
"C'mon!" Krillin said, waving Goku to come with him to the cabin. There on the bed, half naked was Vegeta.
"Looks like she was telling the truth!" Krillin said.
"Nah! I don't think Vegeta would ever do that! I mean how long have you and I known him? Did he ever go back to a girl he broke up with? No! They always came back to him and he would brush them off!" Goku said.
"I know but there's living proof right here! What should we do?" Krillin asked.
"Let's dress him and take him back to the cabin! In the morning he'll tell us everything!" Goku said, picking Vegeta up and putting his pants on.
"Hm… you know what? I just noticed that he doesn't have a bump on his head! If Brittany was telling the truth and she knocked him out wouldn't he have some outward sign of it?" Krillin asked.
"You're right! I knew it! Vegeta didn't try to rape her!" Goku said, happily putting Vegeta into his own bed.
"Man! This is going to be such a crazy summer!" Krillin stated.
*Next Morning at the mess hall*
"Ok guys! Are you ready to go?" Tracy bellowed.
"Hey you guys aren't going to carry all those bags are you?" Bulma asked, Chi-Chi,, 18, Goku, Vegeta and Krillin.
"Yea! Where are yours?" Krillin asked.
"Capsules!" Bulma declared happily, "Here! Put your stuff in them! It'll be easier for you to carry!" She gave each of them a capsule.
"Thanks!" Chi-Chi and 18 said in unison.
"I want someone from each group to get a two tents! Yes I know there are eight people in your group but these tents are pretty roomy! Also while your up here take four different scavenger lists! The object is to go in groups of two and find the different items on your lists! Every night you are to meet at your campsite and go over what you found. You have five days to get to your camp site, find your items and get back here!" Tracy explained.
"Oh this is going to be fun!" 18 groaned. Krillin returned with the tents and the list.
"Oh! One more thing! Take these coolers filled with food so you guys don't starve!" Tracy added.
"I'll get it!" Goku said, standing up. Everyone laughed, except Chi-Chi.
"Don't you dare eat anything out of it!" she growled.
"I won't!" Goku said, holding his hands up in defense.
"Here! We'll capsulate it!" Bulma said, taking the cooler and putting it into a capsule.
"I'm so glad you brought your spare capsules!" Chi-Chi said, "I hate carrying bags…"
"Yea! Me too!" 18 chimed in.
"Well teams! It's GO time! See you in five days!" Tracy said.
"Finally! I never thought she would shut up!" Vegeta mumbled.
"Nothing changed!" Goku said, referring to Tracy.
The group headed outside to get started.
Author's Note: Hey thanks for reviewing! Next chapter… The ACTUAL BEGINNING OF… THE SCAVENGER HUNT!
Moonsaiyanprincess: I hate Yamucha! Don't you? LOL!
Phoenix Feather: Yamucha IS crap! LOL!
Sorceress Fujin: Don't worry there WILL be more… and even more cliffhangers MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mushi-azn: Continue I shall (I'm so corny) LOL! Vegeta will always rescue Bulma, one way or another… *gets mysterious aura* maybe in later chapters it'll be the other way around…
Dee: More chappies, soon! Just that FFN is a meanie sometimes!
The Flying Pen: Hee hee! I don't think they'll be separated either… MAHAHAHAHAHA, but which TWO couple will sleep per tent, since there are only TWO tents! LOL! Yayness is THE besterest word in the wholest widest world! LOL!
Trunks babe: Maybe he'll die another way, MWAHAHAHAHAHA! It's good to have the power over characters! I feel powerful! LOL! HEHHey
