0Author's Note: Hey guys! Newest chapter of SUMMER CAMP *everyone cheers* Ok ONE MORE explanation for the Chi-Chi-Chi-Chi and the Chi-Children thing. My computer was totally fu©k∑d up and did that as revenge for being myself! LOL! IT was punishing me! LOL!
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Summer CampBy: Vegeta's Blue-Haired Angel
The really idiotic Scavenger Hunt Lists:
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Scavenger Hunt List þ Snake Skin þ Water from a pure spring þ Pink and purple mushroom þ Frog leg þ Bear claw þ Owl's downy feather
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Scavenger Hunt List þ Turtle shell þ Bird tail feather þ Oak leaf þ Helicopter (Those things that fall off of trees) þ Gasoline þ Hair from big foot
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Scavenger Hunt List þ Rattle snake rattle þ Poisonous glow worm þ Apple seed þ Crow's nest þ Coal þ Rose thorns
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Scavenger Hunt List þ Maple leaf þ Poison Ivy þ Naturally BLUE flower þ Old Coke can þ Deer antler þ Wheat
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Last time:
"Well teams! It's GO time! See you in five days!" Tracy said.
"Finally! I never thought she would shut up!" Vegeta mumbled.
"Nothing changed!" Goku said, referring to Tracy.
The group headed outside to get started.
"Hey! You guys aren't leaving with out me, are you?" called Yamucha, who was running up to the group.
"Hayaku kiena!" Bulma yelled.
"O.o Getting nasty are we? But you forget Bulma-chan… I am part of your group! I can't fuck off!" Yamucha said, taking her into his embrace.
"Sawannai-de!" she said, punching him in the face. Yamucha staggered backwards holding his eye.
"Don't touch you? I'll touch you anyway I want!" still holding his eye.
"Onna-tarashi!" she said, walking away.
"Playboy? HEY! Yariman!" Brittany yelled, walking up to Yamucha hugging him.
"You're the only whore here, Brittany!" Bulma said.
"C'mon guys! Let's go!" Krillin said, following Bulma into the woods, Yamucha and Brittany behind them.
"So…uh… what's on the list?" Goku asked, scratching his head.
"Let's see…" Chi-Chi said, grabbing the lists from Krillin "Maple leaf… poison… ivy…?"
"What the hell? There are NO Maple trees around here? And who would touch poison ivy?" Vegeta snarled, "These women are quacks!"
"I know! Let's just make substitutes!" Bulma chimed in.
"Substitutes?" 18 said, quirking an eyebrow.
"Yea! I mean they probably aren't going to check the bags anyways so… what's the problem?" Bulma asked, shrugging her shoulders.
"You're right! They're too stupid to know what a maple leaf is anyways!" Chi-Chi said, clapping her hands together, "O.o This is so exciting!"
"Yea… real exciting," Vegeta said, monotone.
"Oh lighten up Vegeta!" Goku said, slapping him in the back, earning a growl.
"Don't touch me Kakkarot!"
"Fine!" Goku said, putting his hands up in a defensive position.
After a while the clique came to a clearing…
"This is a good spot for camp!" Krillin said, looking around.
"Yea! Let's set up here… I'm hungry anyways!" Goku said, rubbing his stomach.
"You are ALWAYS hungry, Goku!" Bulma said, sweat dropping.
"C'mon! Let's set up! I want to get this over with! I just can't stand heavy labor!" Chi-Chi complained. 18 rolled her eyes.
"Which capsule was the tent in again?" Goku asked.
"Let me take a wild guess and say the one labeled 'tent?'" 18 said, pointing to a green capsule in his hand.
"Oh… right!" Goku said, releasing the tent from the capsule.
"Ok… I dove thee the chick tent!" Bulma said, taking the bigger of the two tents.
"Hey! Why do you get the bigger tent?" Krillin asked.
"DUH! Because we have more things!" 18 said, hitting Krillin on the back of the head.
"Oh…" Krillin said, rubbing the sore spot on his head.
"Who knows how to set up the tents?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Oo! Oo! Me! Me does!" Brittany said, running up to the group.
"Um… anyone else?" Chi-Chi asked, getting no response.
"Fine… Brittany help us set up our tent!" Chi-Chi said, sighing.
"Ok!" Brittany chirped.
Hours later the tents were finally set up… no thanks to Brittany. It ended up that Goku set up the tents correctly.
"Good job Goku!" Chi-Chi congratulated, patting him on the back.
"Thanks Chi-Chi! I'm hungry! Let's eat!" Goku said, his stomach rumbling in agreement.
"Here… let's see what food we have first!" Chi-Chi said, taking out the capsule with the ice box in it.
"Rule for the ice box: It stays in the girls tent!" Bulma said. They boys disagreed.
"BECAUSE Goku or Veggie or even Krillin… you guys will eat it all before morning!" Bulma said.
"That's right!" 18 said.
"Fine…" the boys mumbled in agreement.
They ate dinner and rationalized what they were going to have each day… Night fell and everyone is currently sitting around the campfire making s'mores.
"Mmm… these are great!" Goku exclaimed.
"I have an idea!" Krillin said, standing up, "Why don't we tell scary ghost stories!"
"Good idea! I'll go first!" Brittany said, everyone rolled his or her eyes.
"Ok… Ready? It was late Tuesday evening, right? And I was working on my homework, right? I was deeply concentrating on the hardest math problem and I couldn't figure it out, right?" Brittany started.
"What was it 0+0?" Bulma whispered to 18 and Chi-Chi, causing them to giggle and Brittany to glare at them.
"Anyway… I felt like I was being watched, right? So I turned around and looked over my shoulder, right? No one was there so I shrugged it off and returned to my science homework, right?"
"Wait! I thought you said it was math homework!" Krillin said, loudly.
"Oh… yea! So I returned to my MATH homework, right? Suddenly I felt something wet and cold against my foot and I jumped, right? I turned and screamed, right? It was like totally my dog and it so scared me!" Brittany said, "Scary, right?"
"Um… with you saying ',right?' every sentence that kinda took the scariness away from the story… otherwise I would say it was totally stupid!" Goku commented; everyone nodded.
"Well YOU tell a scarier story!" Brittany flared.
"Fine…" Goku said and told an even scarier story than Brittany… (Sorry guys! I suck at scary stories!)
"Oh man that was really terrifying!" Chi-Chi said, hugging her sleeping bag to her chest. Everyone was in their tents… the cooler with the girls… trying to sleep. Bulma clicked on the light and looked around the tent.
"You know what? I can't sleep with this tent as unorganized as it is!" Bulma said.
"Yea… me either!" 18 agreed. Suddenly a huge snore and the sound of someone screaming 'PEANUT BUTTER!' interrupted any thought. The girls looked over at Brittany who was currently drooling all over her pillow, with it halfway in her mouth (Damn what a big mouth) sleeping.
The tent door zipped open and all four guys looked in.
"What was that?" Krillin asked, looking around.
"Get out!" Bulma said, throwing her hairbrush at them, realizing what she was wearing… a light blue tank top and matching panties. They boys realized too and blushed.
"Leave!" 18 ordered, not wearing exactly a modest attire herself… a black spaghetti strapped shirt and panties. They boys quickly exited the tent, closing the zipper and rushing to their tent.
"Assholes!" Bulma said.
"Really…" 18 agreed. The girls, that were awake, tidied up their tent.
~ Before the PEANUT BUTTER: Boys~
"Man! I'm hungry!" Goku complained rubbing his stomach.
"You are always hungry, Goku," Yamucha said, looking at himself in the mirror. Suddenly a shriek filled the calm night air.
"PEANUT BUTTER!"
"What was that?" Krillin asked.
"I don't know but it sounds like it came from the girls tent!" Yamucha said, getting up. All four boys crept out of their tent and over to the girls. Vegeta unzipped the tent flap.
"What was that?" Krillin asked, looking around.
All four guys' eyes landed on Bulma who was clad only in a light blue tank top and matching panties.
"Get out!" she shouted throwing her hairbrush at them, blushing furiously.
"Leave!" 18 ordered, pointing towards the flap. Krillin's eyes bugged out as he saw her in a black spaghetti strapped shirt and panties.
They boys quickly exited the tent, closing the zipper and rushing to their tent.
"Did you see that?" Yamucha asked, collapsing on his sleeping bag.
"Yea… what a body!" Krillin commented.
"Whose body Bulma's or 18's?" Goku asked; Krillin blushed.
"18's of course!" Krillin said, blushing harder.
"Yea… well did you see Bulma's rack? Damn!" Yamucha said, earning a growl from Vegeta.
"What's wrong Vegeta? Still haven't given up on Bulma?" Yamucha sneered.
"Look maggot! I swear if you…"
"STOP! Guys! I'm tired I just wanna sleep so morning will come faster and so will breakfast! Let's not fight… tonight!" Goku said, getting in his sleeping bag.
"He's right!" Krillin chimed in.
"Fine," Yamucha and Vegeta grumbled.
~Morning~
Goku, Krillin and Vegeta woke up to the wonderful smell of… bacon and eggs?
"Hey! Where did you guys get this food?" Krillin asked, coming out of the tent.
"Chi-Chi! She always has a stash of food, no matter what it is, all the time!" 18 sang.
"C'mon guys! Let's eat!" Chi-Chi said.
"Wait!" Goku said, looking around, "Where's Bulma?"
"Um… she went out to explore for a little while!" 18 said, absently.
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU COCK SUCKING LITTLE SoN OF A BiTCH!" came a shriek from the woods. Next minute Yamucha came flying (Literally flying) out of the woods and fell before the girls tent, where a sleepy Brittany was just coming out.
"AAAHH!" Brittany shrieked as she tripped over Yamucha.
"Wonder what that was all about?" Krillin asked, looking from Yamucha and Brittany to the very mad Bulma that was stomping out of the woods.
"Bulma are you alright?" Chi-Chi asked, running to her friend.
"I swear to Kami I will kill that idiot!" Bulma said, pointing to Yamucha, "And I am going to do it NOW!" She stomped over to the now rising Yamucha and lunged at him.
"What?" she gasped as she was caught in midair and brought back to the group away from Yamucha and Brittany.
"Let me go!" she said, struggling, "I am going to KILL him!" Bulma said, struggling in the grasp.
"Shut up woman! NO blood shedding right now!" Vegeta said, smirking as Bulma tried to fight against his iron grip.
"No! I am going to KILL him! NOW!" Bulma said, kicking Vegeta in the face. He rubbed his cheek his smirk turning into a grin.
"You are going to ruin everyone's appetite! Even Kakkarot's if you do it now! Do it after we eat!" Vegeta said, gently putting her next to Chi-Chi.
"Fine!" Bulma said, crossing her arms and pouting.
~After Breakfast~
"Ok… we are going to have to split up into partners… like Tracy said!" Chi-Chi said.
"I have an idea to make these partners fair!" Krillin said, "We put our names in a hat and we pick names for our partners!"
"Good idea, Krillin!" Chi-Chi said, "Here let me get paper and pens and we can use Bulma's safari hat!"
After all the names were written down…
"Ok! I'll pick first!" Krillin said. He dipped his hand in the hat and brought out a piece of paper with a name written on it. It said:
Chi-Chi
"Looks like I'm paired up with you, Chi-Chi!" Krillin said.
"My turn!" Brittany said, jumping up and down.
"Hm… let's see!" she said picking a name out of the hat. It said:
Eighteen
"Kami!" 18 said, slapping her forehead.
"Lemme try!" Goku whined. Not waiting for an answer he plunged his hand into the hat and pulled out a slip of paper that said:
Vegeta
"Hey! V-man! Looks like we're partners!" Goku said, jumping up and down.
"Well that only leaves two people left!" Krillin said, pointing to Bulma and Yamucha (HA I take your dare Chibi Bulma!! LOL!). Bulma gasped and looked at Yamucha, who was smirking.
"I swear…" she started and eye bugging out of her eye socket,
"if you…" a vein popping out of her forehead,
"try anything…" her face turning red,
"I will kill you!" she finished clenching her teeth.
"Don't worry babe! I won't!" Yamucha said, holding his hands up.
"Good!" Bulma said, calming down. Everyone was quiet after this little show.
"Are you sure you want her?" Krillin whispered to Vegeta, "That was scary!" Vegeta growled.
"Ok, ok! Who is going to get what today?" Chi-Chi asked, handing out the list.
"We'll get the snake skin and water from a pure spring…?" Bulma said, eyeing the list.
"We'll get the maple leaf and the poison ivy." Krillin said.
"Turtle shell and bird tail feather," 18 said.
"Um… poisonous glow worm and rattle snake rattle…?" Goku said, scratching his head in confusion.
"Wow! What morons!" Chi-Chi said.
"How many items are on each list?" Bulma asked, "We have six."
"Six,"
"6,"
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6… SIX!"
"Ok! This works out! Each day… like we decided for today, we are going to collect two items! Be back as soon as we can!" 18 said, starting off into the woods, dragging Brittany behind her. Everyone went his or her different ways…
~Brittany and Eighteen~
"Ready moron," 18 asked, monotonously.
"What are we getting again?" Brittany asked.
"Turtle shell and bird tail feather," 18 said.
"Where are we going to get a bird's tail feather?" Brittany asked, trying to keep up with 18's fast pace.
"Look up… do you see birds? I do!" 18 said, motioning to the trees.
"Oh… ok! How are we going to get one?"
"Climbing the trees!"
"I don't wanna climb!"
"I don't wanna be with you so we will both climb a tree and get ONE tail feather each!"
"Oh… ok!"
"You climb that tree," 18 said, pointing to a tall oak, "and I'll climb this one!"
"Ok…"
Minutes later both girls were climbing the assigned trees trying to get a bird's feather. Brittany tried to go for a common sparrow but it ended up pecking her on the head and she fell out of the tree.
18 successfully got a feather, and looked down just in time to see Brittany hit the ground.
"Idiot!" 18 said, rolling her eyes as Brittany got up and dusted herself off.
"Never mind Brittany, I got it!" 18 said, sliding down the tree. Brittany shrugged.
~Vegeta and Goku~
"… Poisonous glowworm and rattle snake rattle, Poisonous glowworm and rattle snake rattle, Poisonous glowworm and rattle snake rattle" Goku chanted to himself.
"Kakkarot! Stop that is really annoying!" Vegeta said.
"But I wanna remember what we're supposed to get!" Goku complained.
"We have a list!" Vegeta said, sighing.
"Oh yea!" Goku said, taking the list out of his pocket.
"There are no rattle snake rattles around here so let's do what Bulma said and improvise!" Vegeta said, scouting the area for anything that might resemble a rattle snake rattle.
"What are you looking for?" Goku asked.
"A pine cone… AHA! Here it is!" Vegeta said, holding up a pine cone triumphantly.
"But what if they shake it?" Goku asked.
"Let's fill it with… something that will make a rattling sound!" Vegeta decided.
"What's that?"
"Um… how 'bout… I dunno! Just help me look for something!" Vegeta said.
"Ok!"
~Yamucha and Bulma~
"What are those items again, babe?" Yamucha said, putting his hand around Bulma's shoulders.
"Snake skin and water from a pure spring," she sighed, exasperated.
"Ok… let's look for the snake skin first!" Yamucha said, letting go of Bulma and ducking in and out of bushes.
"You'll never find it that way!" Bulma said, walking away.
"And what is that supposed to mean, hmm?" Yamucha asked, following her.
"Let's look for a mice den or whatever. A shelter some small rodent uses and maybe we'll find a snake skin near there!" Bulma said, looking near an ancient tree's roots.
"Hey! What's this?" Bulma asked, referring to a carving in the tree's base, "What does it say?"
"I think it says: Vegeta and Brittany forever!" Yamucha lied, of course it didn't say that but he wants her very badly.
"What? Oh well! C'mon! I don't believe it!" Bulma said, waving for Yamucha to follow her.
"Really? Well lookie at these!" Yamucha said, pulling out a photograph. In the middle of the photo were Vegeta and Brittany kissing.
"This was taken last night!" Yamucha said, shoving the photo at Bulma. She felt tears burn her eyelids but kept them hidden.
'Fine! If he doesn't like me, like I thought, then I'm through trying to chase him!' Bulma thought. She shrugged and walked away from Yamucha.
Yamucha came up from behind her and held her, "It's ok… I know you like him. You can cry on my shoulder if you'd like!"
She turned around and stared (Got it right this time! ^_~) into his eyes. She hugged him back. She couldn't hold her tears back anymore and sobbed into his shoulder for about ten minutes.
"I'm sorry," she said, wiping a tear from her eyes.
"For what?"
"For being so mean to you, for wanting to kill you, for everything!" Bulma said, looking away.
"I forgive you… but will you be my girlfriend?"
"I'm sorry I just can't! I just want to be friends, alright?" Bulma replied, "Now let's look for that snake skin!"
"Alright!" Yamucha said, guiding her away from the trees with his hand on around her shoulder.
"LOOK! I FOUND ONE!" Bulma said, pointing to a nearby tree, "After three hours of looking!! Finally!"
~Chi-Chi and Krillin~
"Maple leaf? What should we use for a maple leaf?" Chi-Chi asked Krillin.
"I don't know, Chi-Chi!" Krillin said, walking farther into the woods.
"I can't believe Bulma got paired up with Yamucha! That's just terrible!" Chi-Chi said, looking around.
"I know, especially after what he said to Vegeta!" Krillin blurted out.
"What did he say?" Chi-Chi asked, watching Krillin turn red.
"I –I don't think---" Krillin started.
"NO! TELL ME!" Chi-Chi insisted.
"Alright! Sheesh! Yamucha told Vegeta that he would have Bulma's heart before the end of this scavenger hunt or something like that!"
"Oh my—WHY? Why does he want Bulma so bad?"
"Because she was the first girl to turn him down, and Vegeta liked her! I guess."
"Wow! That's deep!"
"I know… Poor Bulma! She's gonna get hurt!"
"I think---" Chi-Chi started.
"HEY! We can use this!!!" Krillin interrupted pointing to a huge leaf, "We can cut it to look like a maple leaf!"
"Hey! Good idea, Krillin!"
"I know… I'm a genius!"
~Back at the Campsite (5 hrs later)~
"Hey guys! Krillin said, running to the group.
"Finally! We have everyone here!" 18 said, patting a seat next to her for Krillin.
"Yea! Now did everyone get what they're supposed to get?" Bulma asked. Everyone nodded.
"Ok let's see!" Brittany said, jumping in the air. Everyone took out their two items and showed them to each other and explained any substitutions they made.
"Good! Now I'm hungry!" Goku declared.
"Yea! I'm a little hungry myself! What time is it?" Chi-Chi asked. 18 looked at her watch.
"It's like 4:30 PM!" 18 said.
"Let's start making dinner!" Chi-Chi said, going into the girls' tent to retrieve any food they might need.
~Day two~
"Wow! Bulma so you and Yamucha are friends?" Goku asked, while munching on the rest of his breakfast.
"Yea sort of," Bulma said, blushing.
"Don't tell me you and him are…" Krillin started.
"No! No! Just friends." She said.
"Kakkarot, can I talk to you for a minute?" Vegeta whispered to Goku who nodded. He followed Vegeta behind the boys' tent.
"What is it, Vegeta?" Goku asked.
"I need you to do something for me---" Vegeta started.
"What is it?"
"I need you to ask… Yamucha… to be his partner!" Vegeta said.
"Why? OH! I get it! You wanna be with Bulma!" Goku shouted.
"Shut up!" Vegeta hissed, "You're too loud!"
"Oh! Sorry! Sure I'll do it!" Goku said, bounding happily away.
"Kami… He's so stupid!" Vegeta said to his retreating form.
"Yamucha?" Goku asked, tapping Yamucha on the shoulder.
"What is it Goku?" he asked.
"Will you be partners with me?"
"What? Why?"
"Because… um… I just wanted to work with someone else… other than Vegeta!" Goku lied.
"I understand…" Yamucha said, patting Goku's hand, "Alright! I'll tell Bulma!"
"Thanks! You really helped me out!" Goku said.
"Bulma?" Yamucha called, looking into the girls' tent.
"Yes?" she asked, climbing out and zipping the flap shut.
"Um… Goku and I are going to be partners and you'll be with Vegeta!"
"What? No!"
"Sorry… I already promised Goku!"
"Grrrr… FINE!"
"Thanks babe! I knew you'd understand!"
"Goku she agreed!" Yamucha said, running towards Goku.
"Great!" Goku said, "Now let me tell Vegeta!"
"Ok! See ya later!" Yamucha called, heading towards Bulma once more.
"Everything is set!" Goku said, once he approached Vegeta.
"Good---" Vegeta started.
"But she wasn't too happy about it! I overheard her talking to Yamucha. Wonder why?" Goku interrupted.
"He probably said something untruthful to her!"
"Maybe…"
"Ok guys! Just repeat what we did yesterday, except with different items! Return ASAP!" Bulma said, walking away. She, and Vegeta decided to use her list and let Goku keep his.
"So we have the Pink and Purple mushroom and the frog's leg…" Bulma said to herself.
"Woman?" Vegeta called after her.
"My name is not WOMAN! It's Bulma! Get it right or I'm just going to ignore you!" Bulma yelled over her shoulder.
"FINE! Bulma---"
"Thank you!" she said sweetly, causing Vegeta to growl.
"What did Yamucha say to get him to like you?"
"It's none of your business!"
"I'll make it my business!"
"Too bad!"
"Tell me!" he said, pinning her to a tree, his breathing erratic. She turned her head away as she spoke, "Leave me alone!"
"Why? Tell me what he said." Vegeta said, his voice softened and his breathing calmer.
"Why do you WANT to know?" she asked, in a dangerously low voice, facing him.
"Because… Bulma… I know he told you lies about me! I just want to know what he said!" Vegeta said, leaning his face close to her so their noses were touching.
"But I know you don't care what other people think about you!" Bulma protested.
"I don't except… I care what You think about me!" he mumbled.
"HoW cAn YoU sAy ThAt?" Bulma screeched, turning her head away once more.
"What do you mean, 'How can I say that?'" Vegeta growled.
"I know you don't care what I think!" Bulma said, pushing him off of her. She reached in her pocket and pulled out a picture. She threw it at Vegeta who took one look at it and paled. He was silent for a while. Bulma couldn't take it anymore; she stomped away into the woods. He could hear her sobs become fainter as she ran further into the woods.
Reality hit Vegeta right in the face, as the sound of her sobs ceased. He ran, as fast as he could, after her. He found her sitting next to a creek looking, blankly, into the shallow water.
He sat next to her. They said nothing for the longest time.
"Why did you lead me on, thinking you liked me?" Bulma said, finally speaking.
"I didn't." he said, monotonously.
"Bull shit! Explain the picture!"
"Fine. It was after I rescued you from Yamucha… that night when he tried to rape you. I was walking back to my cabin when that whore, Brittany, came up behind me and kissed me. Yamucha, who must've been hiding in the bushes, took a picture." Vegeta explained, still in a monotonous tone.
"But you must've been caught up in that kiss or else he couldn't get a picture of you!" Bulma said.
"And I was till I realized what I was doing and whom I was doing it with!" Vegeta revealed.
"Really? Cuz I don't think I can take anymore lies. My whole life has been full of them!" Bulma said Vegeta shook his head.
"No… I'm not lying."
"Is everyone back?" Bulma asked, as she and Vegeta entered the campsite.
"Yes… where have you two been?" Chi-Chi asked, running to Bulma, "It's already getting dark.
"The woman made a big deal out of cutting off the frog's legs."
"So! It is a living creature! It's so nasty!"
"Did you guys get the frog legs, though?" Yamucha asked.
"Yea… they're right here!" Vegeta said, throwing two bloody legs at Yamucha.
"Ew!" Chi-Chi, 18 and Bulma shrieked as Yamucha flung it off himself in some other direction.
"So… Why were you and Vegeta REALLY that late?" Chi-Chi asked, once everyone was safe… erm… in their tents.
"I told you… the frog!" Bulma said.
"Sure! Ok Bulma!" Chi-Chi and 18 chimed in unison.
"SHUT UP! Vegeta's MY MAN!" Brittany shouted.
"Bleep you!" Chi-Chi said.
"What the Bleep do you mean bleep me? YOU BLEEP! " Brittany asked.
"I mean what I Bleeping said! BLEEP!" Chi-Chi said.
"Yea… Vegeta's not your Bleeping man you bleeping bleep!" 18 said.
"Hey what's with all the bleeping 'bleeps'?" Bulma asked.
(AN: Heh heh… always wanted to do that!)
"Vegeta is Bulma's man!" 18 said. Suddenly the tent flap zippered open.
"What they bleep is bleeping going on in this bleeping bleep hole?" a sleepy Vegeta yelled, as Goku, Krillin and Yamucha walked in the tent. (AN: Sorry couldn't resist!)
"Brittany is being a ble- bitch!" Chi-Chi said.
"I'm not a bleeping bleep you bleep!" Brittany defended herself.
"Cut it with the fucking 'bleeps' already! They author stopped that two sentences ago!" Bulma said.
"Oops sorry!" Brittany said.
"Just quiet down… or do you want me to spend the night in here?" Yamucha asked.
"EW!" Bulma, Chi-Chi and 18 said. Bulma threw her pillow at him. It missed and hit Goku.
"SO a pillow fight is what you want?" Krillin asked, running to the boys' tent and grabbing the pillows. He came back and handed each they're own.
"You're going to get it!" Krillin said, as 18's pillow hit him in the face. Soon a full-fledged pillow fight was in action (AN: Man I am the corniest son of a bitch in the world! LOL!).
It ended about an hour later with Krillin sprawled across 18's stomach, Chi-Chi was sitting on Goku's lap, Yamucha was making out with Brittany and (Our favorite couple) Vegeta's head was resting on Bulma's bosom.
~Day 3~
Morning came quickly for our couples. Brittany and Yamucha were sleeping naked IN Brittany's sleeping bag. Goku and Chi-Chi were the first up and making breakfast. 18 and Krillin were talking, privately (*nudge nudge wink wink*), in the boys' tent. Bulma and Vegeta were walking and talking in the woods.
"Kakkarot's 'girlfriend' is going to call us for breakfast, now." Vegeta commented.
"How do you---" Bulma asked, but was cut off by a yell.
"BREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAKFAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSTTT!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"How did you know?" Bulma asked, laughing.
"I heard her take in a breath before yelling it!" Vegeta said, smirking.
"FINALLY! WE'VE FINISHED COLLECTING THE STUPID ITEMS!!!" Krillin shouted. Everyone cheered.
"Now all we need to do is to make any substitutions we made look convincing!" Bulma said.
"Yea! We can do that tomorrow!" 18 said, "As for now… I'm going to sleep!"
"Yea… me too. What time is it?" Chi-Chi asked.
"It's about nine o'clock."
"WOW! We really spent a lot of time looking for those items!"
"But don't forget… we didn't start till like three, because of Yamucha and Brittany."
"Idiots!" Bulma said, "I don't like either of them!"
"What happened to the 'we're friends'…?"
"Hmph! I changed my mind!"
"GOOD FOR YOU!" Chi-Chi said, slapping her on the back.
~Day 4~
"Ok… first we'll do the pink and purple mushroom!" Chi-Chi said.
"What should we use to change the colors?" Krillin asked.
"NAIL POLISH!" all three girls screamed at once.
"I have the most awesome purple!" 18 said.
"And my pearl pink should do nicely!" Chi-Chi said. Both girls came out of the tent with nail polish raised high in the air.
The clique worked late into the night. Finally all the substitutions were finished and everyone went to bed.
~Day 5~
"Ready to leave this awful place?" Chi-Chi asked.
Everyone shook his or her heads vigorously.
All day the clique traveled through the woods. Finally, at like ten at night, after being lost, bitten by bugs, falling in ditches, creeks and other such terrible things the clique finally arrived at the Main Hall.
Author's Note: Sorry I rushed it a little bit… but hey I broke my record of 12 pages!! HAPPPY (With three p's!) Anyway I wanna thank all those who reviewed and to COMMAND YOU to REVIEW OR ELSE FEEL MY WRATH! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
