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Summer Camp

By: Vegeta's Blue-Haired Angel

Rating: R

E-mail: Veggiesbabyblue@yahoo.com

IM: Lilizard0248

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One week later…

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"What do you think is for lunch?" Chi-Chi asked.

"Same old same old…" 18 mumbled.

"Yea, I think Chi-Chi has some EDIBLE food she wants to share with us, eh?" Bulma said, hinting Chi-Chi with her eyes.

"DUH! Sit over here and let see… hmmm," Chi-Chi said, seating herself next to her bed. She reached a hand under it and pulled out an icebox. Bulma and 18 struggled to look over her shoulder as she opened it.

"Oo! I call the strawberry toaster strudel!" 18 shouted.

"Yea well I want the blue berry!" Chi-Chi said, handing strawberry to 18.

"I want the peach!" Bulma said, unplugging her ears from 18's shriek.

"Alrighty then," Chi-Chi said, handing it to Bulma.

"OH MY GOSH! YOU RETARDS ARE KEEPING FOOD IN HERE?" Brittany said, her voice as high and annoying as usual.

"DUH! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THIS IS?" 18 mocked, pointing to her toaster strudel.

"Food? Who said food?" Tracy yelled, banging open the door. 18 and Bulma moved quickly to hide Chi-Chi, so she could put the cooler and stuff under her bed.

"What the hell do you do? Crouch under our window?" 18 hissed.

"Well…" Tracy said, putting her finger to her chin in a thoughtful way.

"Ew! Out! Bad! OUT!" Bulma yelled pointing to the door. Tracy whimpered and dashed out. Chi-Chi snickered, "Gee Bulma, the councilors are pretty easy to control, ne?"

"Do I need to answer that?" Bulma said, smirking.

"Just like Krillin… too easy to control, but it's all fun!" 18 said.

"Good times, good times." Bulma said.

"You're still here?" Chi-Chi sneered, looking at Brittany.

"Du---"

"SHADDAP! No one can stand to hear your voice, leave mutt!" 18 commanded.

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Lunch

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"Whoa! Looks like the pinky fru fru girls, from cabin I8TRCY, have decided to dress the same, today! What a surprise!" 18 said, looking in disgust at some girls at a nearby table, who were giggling like idiots.

"I know… those pants with the zippers in the back were soooooooooo last summer!' Chi-Chi said, rolling her eyes.

The girls with the zipper down pants got up and moved together as a pod (Got it? Whales move in PODS! HA HA!) towards the garbage can.

Some guys ran over to the girls and pulled down the zipper to their pants really quickly. Pink  flowery underwear, similar to Brittany's, was shown.

"Oh my goodness! Our pants!" one yelled.

"I told you! What did I say? I knew it! IT'S THE APOCOLIPSE!" a hysterical girl yelled. The girls ran out of the room, tripping over the pants that they so carelessly (Or like retards) left around their ankles.

"What a sight! Who were those mysterious men?" Bulma said.

"We are the PANTY RAIDERS!" said some guy, who was wearing a suit like Zorro, the black mask, the hat and what not.

"Here, HERE!" said 4 other guys, behind him, dressed alike.

"Fear not good campers! We are here to defend Camp Sunshiny Smiles against the evils of last summer's fashion!"

"Hi-ya!" all 5 of them said, posing in a weird… erm… pose?

"We will be back when needed! HI-YA!" he said, and all 5 guys fled the lunch cabin.

"My heroes!" said a girl from two tables back.

"What an idiot," Chi-Chi said under her breath.

A couple minutes later Goku, Vegeta, and Krillin joined the girls.

"OH MY! You missed the funniest damn thing!" 18 said, "HOW DARE YOU!" She slapped Krillin in the back of the head.

"Hey! That hurt!" Krillin whimpered.

"Wuss…" Vegeta mumbled under his breathe.

"What did you say?" Bulma asked, cocking an eyebrow.

"Nothing, nothing…"

"Whatever," Bulma said, rolling her eyes.

"Where were you guys?" Chi-Chi asked.

"Well, um… you see…" Goku started.

"None of your damn business!" Vegeta sneered.

"WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!" Chi-Chi answered.

"Yea! A right!" said some girl who poked her head into the conversation. Everyone looked at her, cocking an eyebrow, or in Goku's case Two.

"I'll leave now," the girl said and quickly returned to her table.

"Whatever…" Bulma said, rolling her eyes, "Anyway, where were you?"

"We really---" started Goku.

"Shut up!" Vegeta hissed.

"Alright campers!" Tracy said, standing up.

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!" sang someone really loud. Everyone laughed.

"Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof," some started chanting.

"Huh?" Tracy said, utterly confused.

"NEVERMIND!" yelled the person who sang. Tracy shrugged and opened her mouth to say something when…

Well nothing happened so…um… never mind.

"Campers, since Councilor Eric is no longer with us, for some time actually and his group has been out of hand… I will take over his group! YAY! Everyone cheer! Woo hoo!" Tracy cheered; she was the only one clapping. Some people pointed and laughed at their friends, who would now be under Tracy's um… supervision.

"THAT MEANS YOU Bulma!" Chi-Chi taunted.

"HA, HA!" 18 chuckled.

"This should be interesting!" Bulma said, smiling as she cracked her knuckles.

"Yes it shall! MWHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!" came the voice of Tracy who was hovering above Bulma.

"What the---" Bulma shrieked, "Bad doggy! Go sit in the corner." Tracy whimpered and did as she was told.

"What was that all about?" Goku asked, scratching his head.

"Never mind Goku," Chi-Chi said, patting his hand affectionately.

"Hey! What's that?" Chi-Chi asked, as a small piece of black material fell from Goku's hair.

"I don't see anything, Chi-Chi!" Goku said, turning red.

'What an idiot! He left that thing in!' Vegeta thought, clenching his fists and teeth.

'Uh-Oh!' was all that ran through Krillin's mind.

Chi-Chi held up the piece of material. It was a bandana type of thing, transparent too and had white… powdery stuff on it.

"What exactly is this for?" Chi-Chi seethed.

"Um… well ya see Chi-Chi… ALL RIGHT! I ADMIT IT! I HAVE * sniff sniff * DANDRIF!" Goku yelled. Silence fell upon the whole cabin. Goku sobbed into his hands and ran out.

"GREAT JOB Chi-Chi!" Krillin said, running after Goku. Vegeta just sat there looking from one stunned girl to another.

"Maybe I should… go… too…" he said, easing himself out of his chair and slowly backing away from the table of girls. He reached the door and turned the knob. As soon as the door was open he sprinted out.

Bulma, Chi-Chi and 18 just sat there with a dazed look on their faces.

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10:48.55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555… at the Girls cabin

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"I haven't seen any of the boys since lunch, I'm worried," 18 said. Chi-Chi just laid her head onto her pillow and silently, well not SO silently sobbed into it.

"Great," Bulma muttered.

"18 let's go check up on the guys, Chi-Chi you stay here and rest," Bulma said, pulling on a pair of black cargo pants. She left her red spaghetti strap shirt on. 18 pulled on a pair of khakis, leaving her white tank top on.

"WAAAHH! I don't wanna stay here alone! WAAAHHHH!" Chi-Chi cried.

"What? But our good ole' friend BRITTANY is here to keep you company!" 18 said, pumping a fist out in front of her.

"Reawy?" Chi-Chi asked, putting on a puppy dogface.

"She's right there, hon," Bulma said, pointing to Brittany's bed.

Brittany: * snore *

"Just go to sleep," 18 soothed rubbing Chi-Chi's back. The crying she did earlier drained her of most of her energy so Chi-Chi fell asleep within a minute.

"Ready?" Bulma asked.

"Yuppers," 18 replied.

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The cabin where all the food is served…?

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"Yamcha loves me this I know… for that fuckin' asshole told me so," sang Tracy rocking back and forth.

"When is the blue-haired girl gonna tell me that I've been in this corner long enough… I gotta go to da bafroom," Tracy whined.

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Boy's Cabin

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"Goku? We've been in here all day! Are you alright?" Krillin asked, Goku had been sobbing into his pillow for the last God knows how many hours, and hasn't moved.

"Kakkarot! Get your ass out of your bed this instant!" Vegeta said, getting annoyed. He had beaten Yamcha up three times, beat Krillin at Pokemon twice and now he was irritated.

"Yea Goku! I don't think Chi-Chi minds that you have erm… dandruff?" Krillin soothed.

"You don't have dandruff! Why did you tell her that?" Vegeta argued, "AND WHY ARE YOU CRYING OVER THAT??"

"Because I lied to her, I can't stand that! I'm gonna tell her the truth!" Goku declared, standing up on his bed.

"NO! You can't!" hissed Vegeta, jumping on the bed in front of Goku.

"Why not?"

"Because all of us will be ruined!"

"Whaddya mean?"

"We are---"

"Goku!" Bulma shouted, sprinting in the room. Vegeta's eyes widened and he put his hand over his mouth.

"Thanks Bulma! You had to barge in like that!" Krillin said.

"I heard it! Everything!!!" Bulma said, putting her hands on her hips, "I DEMAND to know exactly what is---EWW!"

Bulma looked over in the room, Yamcha was sitting there looking at a picture of George Clooney and masturbating.

"YAMCHA???? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" 18 yelled.

"What does * groan * it look like?" Yamcha snapped. Everyone gaped at him except Goku.

"Well you don't have to stare!" Goku said, looking smugly at Vegeta and Krillin, "Unless you wanna help him."

"I'm gonna kill you for that!" Vegeta said, snapping out of his daze and lunging at Goku. Bulma grabbed him by the band of his boxers (Which were the only things he was clad in) and pulled him to her.

"No, tell me what is going on, NOW!" Bulma bellowed.

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"YES!"

"AHA! Gotcha!" Bulma laughed.

"Damn, I thought I was gonna confuse you," Vegeta sighed in defeat.

"TELL ME VEGGIE-BABY! You know you want to," Bulma smirked, grabbing his arm. Vegeta melted under the look she gave him.

"No," he said weakly.

"Fine, wanna play it that way… I'm not gonna acknowledge you until you tell me," Bulma said, letting go of his arm.

"That goes for you to Krillin, unless you wanna spit it out?" 18 asked, Krillin shook his head, so 18 glared at him. The two girls left the cabin.

"What are we gonna do?" Krillin asked, "It's either face humiliation for the rest of the summer OR not speak to our girlfriends, ever!" Vegeta grunted, "That must mean we're single again!"

"WHAT? NO! They didn't break up with us!" Krillin gasped.

"BUT we can make them jealous by hanging out with other girls, then they'll come crawling back to us!" Vegeta said, clapping his hands together.

"I don't wanna!" Krillin whined.

"Fine, Don't! I'll do it, and before you know it, Bulma will be at my side once again!" Vegeta said, adding a little evil chuckle.

"That's not a good idea, especially with Bulma…" Goku said, looking at Vegeta thoughtfully.

"Whatever," Vegeta said, climbing into his bed, "But * yawn * do whatever YOU want."

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Next Morning… Breakfast ^^

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"Sorry Chi-Chi, they wouldn't tell us," 18 said, lowering her eyes. Chi-Chi had just awoken and all three girls were heading towards the food cabin thingy.

"So now, 18 and I are ignoring KRILLIN and Vegeta!"

"Serves them right!" 18 said.

"But Goku?" Chi-Chi asked in a worried tone.

"Just keep talking to him Chi-Chi, everything will work out." Bulma said. Chi-Chi sighed, "I hope your right Bulma… I hope your right…"

Author's Note:

What will happen next?????? Sorry about the last couple chapters guys, I went through a depression stage and well… I'm better now!

Next Chapter is full of cheating 'boyfriends' and chicken rapes! Stay tuned…

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