Author's Note: Didja guys catch the joke in the last chapter??? The cabin name for the girls with the zip down pants was 18TRCY…. I ate Tracy!! LOL! I couldn't think of a number! LOL!

I think we are at week… 3????? If you know the correct day/week/hour/minute/second… anyway… if I'm wrong review and tell me what week/day we are at. Thanks!

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Note: George Clooney was not hurt in the writing of the last chapter…

Summer Camp

By: Vegeta's Blue-Haired Angel

Rating: R

E-mail: Veggiesbabyblue@yahoo.com

IM: Lilizard0248    (IM ME ANYTIME~!)

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Next morning…

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Bulma woke, the sun's warm rays shining on face. Yawning she got up and stretched. She looked around the room, Chi-Chi was snoring, with a pillow over her face. Bulma giggled at the memory of the previous night…

~Flashback~

12:07 am

"I can't take it anymore!" roared 18 over the loud noise of Chi-Chi's snoring.

"ME EITHER!" Bulma yelled back, covering her ears.

"What?" shouted 18.

"Huh?" replied Bulma… it went on like that for an hour.

Finally…

"ARG!!!" (I'd be a pirate! Give me your mola or I'm gonna shoot, POLLY! MWAHAHAHAHAHA) screamed 18 in frustration.

"Can't take that infernal snoring much longer," ground out Bulma through clenched teeth.

18 sprang up and ran over to Chi-Chi. She took the pillow out from under Chi-Chi's head and stuffed it into her mouth. It muffled the sound.

"Ringing. Won't. Stop." Bulma said grabbing her ears.

"Wha?" 18 shouted.

"Let's go to sleep! My head hurts," Bulma mouthed to 18, who in turn nodded.

~End of Flashback~

Bulma's gaze then wandered to 18's bed, who was clutching her ears and curled into a fetal position. Bulma let out a hushed chuckle, trying not to wake the occupants of the room.

Bulma turned her eyes to Brittany's bed. It didn't look like Brittany was the only occupant of the bed. Bulma crept slowly up to the bed. She quickly pulled the covers off.

Outside a deer looks up as a high-pitched shriek fills the air.

Deer: aren't those human's EVER quiet?

Rabbit: * hops up to deer * Nah, don't think so… I think we should… make them shut up

Deer: MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Rabbit: Yea…

Deer: * sticks nose in air * Then what am I thinking?

Rabbit: That you are stepping the in the dung pile Mr. Moose left over from yesterday morning.

Deer: WHA???? * Looks down *

(ANYWAY!)

Bulma looked horrified at the site, Bulma was tangled in the limbs of none other than… MISTY!!!!!!!

Chi-Chi and 18 shot up from their beds, "WHASSSAMATTER?" they said in unison.

"L-look?" Bulma said, fainting. Chi-Chi and 18 looked around wildly, trying to see what Bulma was screaming about. Their eyes lay on Brittany's bed.

"Oh my---" gasped Chi-Chi. 18 just stared at her, wide eyed. Chi-Chi and 18 looked at each other and ran out of the cabin, totally forgetting Bulma.

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Tracy

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"…cha loves me this I know… for that" –BAM-

"Tra-tracy…" Chi-Chi said gasping for breath as she ran into the cabin.

"What's the matter my tasty morsel?" Tracy said eyeing Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi squeaked and jumped behind 18.

"You might wanna see what your so called 'lover' is doing in our cabin, with… dun dun duuuun… Brittany," 18 said, crossing her arms.

"WHAT?!"

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Back at Girls' cabin

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"OH MY!!!" Tracy gasped as she ran into the cabin.

"Wha?" Misty moaned as he opened one bleary eye, "Where the hell am I?"

"AND WHO ARE YOU ON?" Tracy asked, narrowing her eyes at him. Misty looked at her confused then looked at the sleeping Brittany below him.

"Holy hell! (I'm sorry, I can't remember what story that was used in… if you know please tell me and I'll give the author credit)" Misty said as he saw a sweaty Brittany underneath him.

"That's right! I * gulp * can't believe * sob * you!" Tracy said, burying her hands in her face and running out of the cabin.

"Get the hell out of here you retard!" 18 screeched pointing towards the door. She couldn't believe that even a low scumbag rat like Misty could cheat on his faithful, a little weird, but faithful Tracy. Misty whimpered and sprinted out of the cabin, not even bothering to put his clothes on.

Chi-Chi looked from the flustering 18 to the pale Bulma.

"What the hell just happened?" she asked, slowly slouching to the floor.

"I- I think 18 just defended, Tracy." Bulma said, slouching next to her.

"Well, she's still a person! I mean how would you feel if you caught Vegeta or even Goku cheating on you?" 18 said stiffly.

"I guess your right," Bulma said, looking down.

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Lunch Time

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Bulma, Chi-Chi, and 18 walked confidently into the mess hall. Bulma had heard from gossiping girls that Vegeta was cheating on her with none other than his old girlfriend, Brittany.

Bulma couldn't believe it and decided that if it was proven true, it would be over between her and Vegeta… for good.

Chi-Chi and 18 decided to keep a look out for Vegeta, and tell Bulma if they caught him with that no good idiotic…(I could go on foreva!) Brittany.

Bulma glanced around the mess hall, her stomach doing flip flops. Her eyes settled in the farthest corner. She could make out Vegeta's hair. He was on top of someone. Bulma looked down, she recognized the pink Adidaz shoes (Adidas wanna be's).

Anger welled up and Bulma clenched her fists. Chi-Chi and 18 saw this and their eyes strayed to were Bulma's were.

Chi-Chi gasped and 18 ran to Bulma, who was stomping over to the two. She pulled on her shoulder and whispered, "Bulma, don't make a scene! That would totally embarrass him~!" Bulma smirked at the idea and shrugged 18 off of her.

She stepped up behind Vegeta and pulled her leg back. As hard as she could she kicked the chair, that was balancing Vegeta and Brittany, out from underneath them.

Both fell to the floor with a loud thump and a string of curses followed. Vegeta stood up ready to kill whoever pulled that stunt.

"Who did that?" he growled, the whole mess hall was quiet. Bulma stepped forward. Vegeta inwardly shrunk back and gulped. He didn't like the look in Bulma's eyes. She didn't look ready to crawl back to him, but ready to kill.

"I did, and since you are, in the most telling way, showing me how much you really care… we are over." She said, her ice filled with ice, to match her eyes. Vegeta just stuck his nose up in the air, looking down on her. Bulma slapped him in the face and walked away, no tears; no nothing.

She stalked past Chi-Chi and 18, who immediately filed behind her.

The whole room was looking at Vegeta, disgust in their eyes at how he could have someone like Bulma, yet he chose Brittany. Inside, however, Vegeta was torn. He just left the room, leaving a screaming Brittany behind him.

As soon as he made it out of the mess hall, Vegeta, sprinted into the woods.

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Bulma

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Bulma couldn't believe it. How could someone so full of pride and honor do something like that?

"Bulma! WAIT~!" Chi-Chi and 18 called behind her.

Bulma finally stopped and held onto a tree for support. She started sobbing, she thought she was in love, but how would she know. She's never experienced love…

"Bulma," Chi-Chi sobbed, "It's ok."

"No it's not, I thought I was in love! Damn those Fairy Tales, they're never true!" Bulma said, pounding on the tree, but regretting it as soon as she did because of the splintering pain that shot through it.

"Go to Goku and ask him what's up with Vegeta…" 18 whispered, "I'll stay with her."

"All right… I think I need to apologize to him also…" Chi-Chi said, nodding her head.

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Chi-Chi

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Chi-Chi ran through the woods towards the Boys' cabin. She busted through the door, tripped and fell flat on her face.

"Chi-Chi!" came a worried voice. Chi-Chi looked up and saw Goku.

"Goku!" she shouted jumping into his arms, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

"Y-your not mad?" Goku asked, utterly confused.

"Why would I be mad?"

"Because I lied to you…" Goku said.

"About what?"

"I don't have dandruff…"

"Then what—"

"I can't tell you right now, but I will soon… I promise," Goku said, hugging and kissing Chi-Chi.

"Oh Goku! I love you!" Chi-Chi said, close to tears.

"It's ok, I love you too," Goku said, hugging her even tighter. After a while the two broke apart and Chi-Chi wiped the access water from her eyes.

"Did you hear about Vegeta and Bulma?" Chi-Chi asked.

"No, what happened?" Goku asked, crossing his fingers and hoping that Vegeta didn't go through with his 'plan.'

"Bulma caught Vegeta making out with Brittany in the Mess Hall!" Chi-Chi blurted. Goku looked down in shame.

"Do you know something about this?" Chi-Chi asked, lifting Goku's chin with her finger.

"Yes… Vegeta said he really wanted Bulma to talk to him so he decided to go with another girl to make Bulma jealous! He said he wanted her to crawl back on her hands and knees to him," Goku said, really fast.

Chi-Chi gasped and looked down, "That's a pretty stupid thing to do with Bulma…"

"That's what Krillin said, but Vegeta, being himself, wouldn't listen!" Goku said.

"Poor Bulma…"

"If they are truly in love; they'll find a way to overcome this." Goku stated.

"Like you and I?" asked Chi-Chi, a shy smile creeping over her face. Goku put his hand behind his head and nervously laughed.

"Just like us," he said, chuckling.

"And what's so funny?" Chi-Chi asked, crossing her arms.

"Just that this was the first fight you and I have ever had!" Goku said, "And that I know it won't happen for a while, I hope!"

"That's right," Chi-Chi said, putting her finger to her chin in a thoughtful way.

"Hee hee, and it won't happen again, right? RIGHT?" he asked, but Chi-Chi didn't answer him as she practically floated out of the cabin.

"RIGHT?" could be heard all over the camp as Goku wanted Chi-Chi to reassure him.

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Vegeta

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Vegeta ran until he could run no more. He blew it, the only person he REALLY cared about was gone. Kaput… he had blown out the flame in his relationship and now the candle stood alone. No beautiful gold/orange glow to illuminate the candle.

In this case Vegeta was the candle, and yes, he stood alone. (I don't know if that really makes sense but who the hell cares, right? I'm sure you guys don't really read my chapters anyway! LOL! I mean I don't either, so…! LOL!)

Vegeta slumped down in next to a tree, his face buried in his hands. He needed Bulma, just like a human needs water. He was thirsty for companionship and he had given his water source to someone else. (Another weird comparison)

"Damn," he swore, followed by some more fruitful curses, "What have I done?"

"Hey dude," said a casual voice behind him. Vegeta looked up; there stood his old 'roommate' Vernon. Vegeta never really knew Vernon because Vernon always spent the night in his girlfriend's cabin.

"What do you want?" Vegeta asked in a tired voice, as Vernon sat down.

"Just wondering what the hell happened between that chick my girlfriend hangs out with, and you," Vernon said, trying not to sound too nosy.

"Didn't you see in the Mess Hall?" Vegeta asked.

"Yea, but there has to be more to it! I've hung out with you a couple times, and even I know you aren't like a playboy…" Vernon said, trailing off. Vegeta thought about what Vernon had said, why did he pull that stupid stunt.

He tried to convince himself that it was because he wanted Bulma to stop ignoring him… there had to be more.

"Well I'll leave you alone now. It seems you just need time to think…" Vernon said, standing up and walking away.

Vegeta was very confused, what was the reason…

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Bulma

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"I can't believe that son of a bitching…" Bulma yelled in frustration, more fruitful curses spewing from her mouth.

"ME either, this isn't Vegeta-like…" Chi-Chi said, shaking her head.

"I know… he must've gone insane… I knew the day would come…" 18 said, closing her eyes with a smug smirk on her face.

"What are you talking about?" Chi-Chi and Bulma said at the same time.

"Vegeta. Has. Gone. Insane." 18 said, with pauses between words.

"No DUDE what are you talking about?" Chi-Chi said, making large movements with her hands.

"Read. My. Lips…………… Vegeta. Has. Gone. Insane." 18 said, but interrupting Chi-Chi before she started the cycle over again, "Think about it, he's cheated on Bulma, not given a care, and it was right in front of Bulma too!"

"Huh?" Chi-Chi and Bulma asked in unison, looking at each other again.

"Grr… Vegeta cheated on Bulma right in front of her, and didn't care!" 18 growled.

"Oh."

"Bulma!" cried a voice. Chi-Chi and 18 looked up to see the strange girl Bulma had introduced them to a while ago.

"What is it?" Bulma groaned.

"You have to see this! Follow me!" Liz said, grabbing Bulma's hand and running.

"Wait!" Bulma said, as she tripped over a rock.

"Oh sorry," Liz said, blushing as she helped Bulma up, "Now c'mon!"

Liz led Bulma to the edge of the forest.

"Liz, what is this about?" Bulma said, loudly.

"Shh," Liz said, creeping up to a bush and spreading it so Bulma could see what was on the other side.

Bulma gasped, there was Vegeta, head in hands, moisture coming from between his fingers.

"What's he crying about? Brittany wouldn't give him head??" Bulma snapped.

"No, Vernon told me the whole conversation he had with Vegeta. It seems Vegeta wasn't too sure about himself…" Liz said, but saw that she was talking to herself since Bulma had walked out from the bush and was behind Vegeta.

"Maybe I should leave now…" Liz said, quietly getting up.

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Bulma and Vegeta

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Vegeta heard someone behind him and quickly turned around. The first thing he saw was a long pair of creamy white legs.

Bulma squatted down and looked Vegeta in the eye. His were red and puffy. Carefully she lifted her finger to his cheek and wiped off access moisture, tilting her head slightly to the side.

Vegeta wrapped his arms around her waist, bringing her down into his lap.

"I'm so sorry," he said, nuzzling her hair; inhaling deeply.

"I know you are… but, why?" Bulma asked, pulling away to look in his eyes. His eyes shifted from hers and he store at the ground before he said, "I was trying to make you jealous so you would come back and talk to me… it was stupid."

"Yes it was, but I forgive you anyway… as long as you promise me that you'll never do anything like that again!" Bulma said, crossing her arms. Vegeta smirked, "I promise."

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Dinner

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"All right campers… I'm sick of you so, erm… I mean… I'm sending you guys on another camping thing… this time it's just to prove Darwin's survival of the fittest! You are to stay out in the DEEP part of the woods for ANOTHER week! Stay in the same groups… I don't feel like assigning new ones… besides I need to be alone with Misty for a while…" Tracy announced, before glaring at a blushing Misty, then sitting down.

"Great, another camping thing," 18 said, rolling her eyes.

"Yea, great. HEY BY THE WAY! Were are Bulma and Vegeta?" Krillin asked, looking around.

"Don't know, haven't seen either one of them since this afternoon," Chi-Chi said, standing up and looking around.

"Yamcha's not here either!" Goku said.

"Uh-oh…" the whole group proclaimed at once.

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Yamcha

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"Cluck all you want Mr. Chicken, you know you want it!" Yamcha said, ramming himself into the chicken. The chicken tightened it's bill and pecked at Yamcha's chest, causing him to bleed.

"Wait, I just thought of something, my feathery friend… if you're a guy, and I'm a guy… doesn't that make m-me… gay??? BUT IT FEELS TO DAMN GOOD!" Yamcha said, pulling out of the chicken and throwing it across the room, (I know… a male chicken is called a rooster, but I'm too lazy to go back and fix it…)

Author's Note:

Next time: Camping, same groups? IS THIS HELL ON EARTH?????

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