Story Note: This story is based on the "Blair Witch Project" BUT the only thing is I've never seen the movie, on account of the reviews I had received on it, HOWEVER I do know the basic story, but I'm gonna kinda revise it to fit the story! Enjoy!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z… that privilege belongs to Akira Toriyama, Bird Studios and Viz Comics and others… I also do not take credit for the idea of "The Blair Witch Project," and did not create to movie or any type of item related to it.
Special Thanks to: SilverMoonsBlackWings for the idea of this chapter ^.^
Summer Camp
By: Vegeta's Blue-Haired Angel
Rating: R
E-mail: Veggiesbabyblue@yahoo.com
IM: Lilizard0248 (IM ME ANYTIME~!)
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Girls' Cabin
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"Aw man, I really don't feel like going on another camping trip!" whined Chi-Chi, as she packed her duffle bag, once again.
"Yea, this totally suck," 18 replied.
"Hey, it's not THAT bad! I mean think about it… no Tracy, no Misty…" Bulma stated, shrugging her shoulders.
"All we need to get rid of now is Brittany and Yamcha." 18 added.
"Well you can NEVER get rid of me, cuz ::sniffle sniffle:: I love you guys!" Brittany's high-pitched shriek emitted throughout the cabin, causing all who heard it to flinch (is it me or does that sound weird 0.o;;;).
"Shut up, we don't-!" Bulma started to shout, but was interrupted as Brittany brought all three girls into a bear hug.
After a couple minutes, Brittany let go of the mortified girls and skipped merrily out of the cabin.
"That was…"
"Scary…" Chi-Chi finished for 18.
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Boys' Cabin
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"Br… Wow, I just got this weird feeling! It sent a chill up my spin," Goku said, shivering.
"Shut up, Kakkarot! I have a migraine," Vegeta snarled, putting some shirts in his duffel bag.
"Yea, that's scary-!" Krillin said, but cut himself off as he saw a smug smirk on Vegeta's face.
"What's so funny?" he asked, cautiously.
"Is there something your not telling us, bald plate?" Vegeta asked the smirk still plastered to his face.
"What are you talking about?" Krillin asked looking wide eyed from Goku to Vegeta. Goku nodded to the pair of pink panties Krillin was about to put in his duffle bag.
"Uh, uh… YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT!" Krillin shouted, quickly stuffing it into his bag. He blushed crimson as he zipped the bag and flung it under his bed.
"See what?" Goku asked, utterly confused.
"Good, whew… forgot already! Good ol' Goku!" Krillin said, wiping the beads of sweat that had started forming on his overly large forehead.
"Kakkarot! You are a moron… but as for me… I think your 'harpy' will be interested in what you REALLY wear under your clothes!" Vegeta sneered.
"N-no! Vegeta! You can't!" Krillin shouted, flinging his arms about.
"What'll ya give me in return for my silence?" Vegeta asked, lifting an eyebrow.
"Um… how about… the panti-?"
"Deal!" Vegeta shouted before he could give Krillin a chance to finish.
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Next Morning
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"Here's the scoop camper! You are all to go out into the woods and survive with a certain amount of rations… you must use your instincts and intelligents to help you get through the week." Tracy explained.
Murmurs came from the crowd of campers as Tracy started handing out food rations and tents.
"Humph, this is going to suck," sneered Vegeta, "I wish these councilors would just send us home."
"Yea, but then you wouldn't be able to see Bul-ma," Goku teased, earning a growl from Vegeta.
"Shut it, Kakkarot, before you regret it!" Vegeta threatened.
"What are you going to do, hmmm?" Goku asked, turning his nose into the air. Vegeta growled and hoisted an unsuspecting Goku in the air, by the collar of his shirt.
"I'm gonna pound your face in," Vegeta said, dangerously low. He narrowed his eyes and raised his fist ready to strike.
"Vegeta! Put him down, NOW!" Bulma shouted, coming up next to him.
"And why should I?" Vegeta growled.
"Because I said so! Do it NOW!" Bulma roared. Rolling his eyes Vegeta lowered a trembling Goku and stalked away.
"What was his problem?" Bulma asked Goku.
"Dunno," Goku replied shrugging his shoulders.
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Skipping ahead…
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"All right, remember… this is a test to prove Darwin's theory on 'The Survival of the Fittest.' Good Luck and don't come back until the end of the week! Off you go!" Tracy shouted, and all the campers were off.
"Hey! Where's Yamcha?" Goku asked, looking around, "And Brittany?"
"Who cares?" snapped Vegeta.
"Just asking," Goku said, shrinking to the back of the crowd. Chi-Chi threw Vegeta a disgusted look and waited up for Goku.
"It's all right, at least we know SOMEONE CARES!" Chi-Chi said, emphasizing the last words. Vegeta looked back and smirked at her, which cause Chi-Chi's anger to increase.
She was about to say something when Goku stopped her by putting his hand on her shoulder and shaking his head.
The group had been walking about for hours, and had yet to find the 'perfect' spot for camping. Well at least, a spot that would fit the girls' wants. The places that were available were either too small, too big, too smelly, not enough sun, too much sun… All thoughts of hope were lost until…
"HERE!" exclaimed all three girls at the same time.
"Finally," all three guys thought, looking at the 'perfect spot.'
"It looks exactly like the other ones we picked out!" Goku whined.
"Yea, we could've stopped 2 miles ago… my back hurts." Krillin said, throwing his bag to the ground.
"My backy hurts… doo doo doo doooo, cuz I'm loosing my haaaaiiiiiirrrr!" sang Goku. Everyone looked at Goku. Silence was roaring around the group for a good three minutes before…
"AND THEN I SAID…" 18 shouted, before everyone burst out in conversation.
"Works every time," 18 whispered to Krillin.
"Maybe… Vegeta, we could ask Bulma for help?" Goku asked, as he observed Vegeta struggling with the tent that he, Krillin and Vegeta would be sleeping in.
Vegeta glanced at the Girls' tent. It was perfectly constructed, and Bulma even added more to it.
'Stupid woman and her stupid genius…' Vegeta growled under his breathe. Looking for Goku, Vegeta saw him jogging towards Bulma.
"Damn him!" Vegeta snarled, getting up and sprinting after Goku.
"HEY Bulma!" Goku greeted her, "Could you help-!" Vegeta quickly put his hand over Goku's mouth.
"We do NOT need her help, Kakkarot!" Vegeta hissed.
"I think you do…" Chi-Chi said, looking over at their tent and laughing.
"Shut up, I can get that mother fuckin' tent on my own!" Vegeta shouted, letting go of Goku. Before he knew it, Bulma was over at the pile of metal and plastic picking up a pole.
"Woman," he hissed through clenched teeth, "I. Can. Do. This. By. My. Self."
"No way, Veggie," Bulma said, not even looking at him, "You the main pole, so I think I should take over." Vegeta growled.
"Can you go get my tool box, it's near my tent…" Bulma said in a nonchalance tone.
Vegeta once again growled but complied. When he came back, Bulma had Krillin and Goku holding up the corners of the tents while she inserted rods into the holders.
"Finally…back." She commented grabbing her toolbox and taping the main pole back together. Within minutes the whole tent was up, nothing loose or broken. Everyone cheered, except poor old Vegeta who was grumbling to himself about putting up tents and such.
Night fell upon the group quickly. Their daily activities wore them out, well at least the girls…
"Damn those girls, putting us through all this trouble." Grumbled Vegeta.
"Yea, but ya gotta love 'em!" Krillin said matter-of-factly.
"I don't know about you, but I think we should get revenge," Vegeta said, a plot forming in this head.
"It's not like the last one is it?" Goku asked, a worried look in his eyes.
"No of course not! This one is going to be different… hee hee heee. Who here has seen the "Blair Witch Project?"" Vegeta asked.
Goku and Krillin raised their hands.
"I think I know where your going with this… and if I follow through with this I'm gonna get killed by 18!" Krillin said, "Let's do it!"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" Goku laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.
Once again Krillin and Vegeta just sat there and stared at him, until he was finished.
"Ready?" Krillin asked.
"Yupp!" Goku said, with enthusiasm.
"C'mon idiot, let's go!" Vegeta ordered.
"I am so… tired," 18 said, yawning mid sentence, "But I can't seem to sleep."
"Yea, me neither…" Chi-Chi groaned.
"I know what to do!" Bulma said, startling Chi-Chi and 18, who didn't know she was awake.
"And what do we do?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Tell ghost stories! C'mon! It's the perfect setting! Midnight, in the middle of the woods…" Bulma suggested.
"Fine, but you go first," 18 said.
"Good, I was hoping you would say that…" Bulma said, an evil gleam in her eyes. Chi-Chi gulped and looked at 18.
"It took place in woods, just like these…" Bulma began, and told the story of the "Blair Witch."
"Now I defiantly can't sleep!" Chi-Chi squealed with fear, "I need Goku!"
"Yea, c'mon, let's go the guys' tent, I want to snuggle next to Krillin," 18 said, "But only if you guys come with me."
"Fine… you girls are such babies," Bulma said, rolling her eyes.
"You stay here then!" Chi-Chi said, her nose up in the air.
"N-no, that's ok! I'll come!" Bulma said, quickly getting up.
"Not as brave as we thought you were, huh." 18 stated.
"No, I just don't want you guys to get all freaked out going to the guys' tent!" Bulma huffily said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Whatever," Chi-Chi said, rolling her eyes, "Let's go!"
The girls carefully slinked over to the guys tent.
"Must be asleep," Bulma whispered.
"Yea, I don't think they would mind if we snuggle next to them." Chi-Chi said, creeping up to the door flap. Opening it the girls found… nothing. The boys' sleeping bags were empty.
"Oh my gosh! The Blair Witch got them!" Chi-Chi screeched, clamping her eyes shut.
"Shut up, you idiot!" 18 hissed, "It's gonna hear you!"
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Meanwhile in the Bushes
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"Haw, haw!" Krillin snorted, "We got them good! Let's go laugh at them!"
"No, bald plate! Let's mess with their heads a little bit more…" Vegeta said.
"I dunno…" Goku objected, guiltily shifting his eyes.
"Don't worry Kakkarot, stop being such a baby!" Vegeta sneered.
"I am not a baby!" Goku said, pouting.
"Yes you are, now c'mon! I have an idea," Vegeta said, quietly getting up from the bushes.
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To the Girls
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"Let's go back to our tent, I think we should just go to sleep! They'll be fine!" Chi-Chi suggested.
"Good idea," 18 agreed.
"Yea… we'll be saf-!" Bulma stopped as the bushes to her left rustled.
"What was that?" She squeaked.
"I don't know but… I don't wanna find out!" Chi-Chi's voice became higher and higher as she spoke.
"I'm gonna go check… just in case…" 18 said, creeping over to the bushes. Suddenly 18's shriek pierced the night air.
"What is it?" Bulma asked, running to her side.
"L-look!" 18 said, pointing to a large wooden figure, hanging off the tree.
"It's the Blair Witch! OH MY KAMI! Bulma WHY DID YOU JINX US???" Chi-Chi shouted, clutching her cheeks.
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!" Bulma screeched back, sobbing into her hands.
"YES IT IS!!!!!" Chi-Chi accused.
"NO-!" Bulma started but a distant voice came roaring through the air.
"Help! HELP!" it shouted, "18, Chi-Chi, Bulma!"
"Oh my gosh! It's Krillin!" 18 shouted, and started running in the direction of the voice.
Dodging dense foliage and tripping over some scarce uprooted plants the trio finally arrived at the source of the yelling. There before them was a large, old, run down shack.
"Help! Help!" echoed inside.
"Let's go in! BUT YOU go first!!!" Chi-Chi said, pushing Bulma a head of the group as they entered the shack.
"Why me?" she squealed.
"Because IT WAS YOU who told the story and since YOU told the story YOU are more of an expert on it then 18 and I!" Chi-Chi explained.
"Fine, fine…" Bulma said, creeping farther into the shack. Krillin's cries for help once again engulfed the group.
"It's coming from the basement," Bulma whispered, pointing towards a dark staircase, leading… down [thunder crackles in the background]
"Then go!" Chi-Chi said, pushing Bulma to the top of the stairs.
"OK! Stop! You're gonna push me down the stairs!" Bulma scolded. A wooden floorboard creaked behind them, causing the trio to jump up.
"What was that?" Chi-Chi squealed in fear.
"I don't know, maybe we should turn back!" Bulma said in a hurried tone.
"NO! C'mon!" 18 said, urging them on. The trio went down the stairs, as each step creaked under their feet, their anxiety grew larger. They reached the bottom of the stairs when the door at the top of the steps slammed shut.
"Oh my goodness!" 18 squeaked, running up the stairs, trying to force the door open. "IT won't budge!" she exclaimed after a fruitless struggle.
"Help me!" Filled the silence of the basement.
"C'mon! Let's go!" 18 ordered, Rushing towards the source of the sound. They entered a dimly lit room, where Krillin's struggling body was located.
"Krillin!" 18 shouted running towards her boyfriend.
"18! Help me get outta here!" Krillin said, struggling against the ropes that tied his limbs together.
"Where's Goku… and Vegeta?" Chi-Chi asked, looking around.
"THEY got them!" Krillin said, as he was cut loose from his bindings.
"THEY who?" Chi-Chi squeaked, knowing the answer, but hoping her beliefs were incorrect.
"I don't know what they are, but they sure are… evil…" Krillin said with a misty voice.
"They w-who?" Bulma asked.
"Th-th-them!" Krillin gasped, pointing behind the trio of girls.
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In the Camp Showers
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"Girls, just wanna have fu-un, oh yea justa wanna ha-ave, fuuuuuuuuuun!" sang Yamcha, shaking his bottom, as the warm spray of the shower hit his aching muscles.
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Back to the Group
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"AAAAAH!" shrieked Chi-Chi, Bulma and 18, whipping around to see their offender.
It was none other than… Vegeta, Krillin and Goku?
"Wha-?" was all Chi-Chi said, before fainting on the ground.
"Oh! When Chi-Chi wakes up, she's gonna give you even more hell than we are!" 18 ground out.
"I can't believe you tricked us, you sick bastards!" Bulma hissed, stomping over to Vegeta.
"It-*giggle* was just-*snort* so FUNNY!" Vegeta said, bursting out in a fit of howling laughter.
"It. Was. Not!" Bulma answered, clenching her teeth together.
"Yes it was!" he said, giggling.
"NO IT WASN'T!!!!!!" Bulma said, smacking him in the face. He stood their stunned for a moment, before gaining his usual pissed off attitude.
"What the hell is your problem woman?!?" he snarled.
"YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT AN INCONSIDERATE JERK YOU ARE! NOW I'M GOING! YOU CAN GO FUCK A DEER!" she shouted, storming out of the shack into the woods.
"By the way…" 18 asked, "How did you get those little people made out of sticks made so fast?"
"What stick people?" Krillin asked in reply.
"The people hanging around the trees near our camp." 18 stated.
All three guys looked at each other, utterly confused.
"We didn't…" Goku said, looking around at the ominous room…
Author's Note: … O_o;;; IT WAS A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!!! Lol, anyway… erm… sorry 'bout the late update, a lot of 'stuff' has been happening lately, and I almost didn't get to type this at all… please, please, PLEASE don't flame me for being late… I get the chapters for this story out as fast as I can (Lots of new material to think of ~_^) I hope I don't sound whiny, cuz I hate that! Lol! Welp, Review! And once again, I apologize!
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