The Return of Mud 'n' Bones By: Margaret Author's notes: Thanks to Mimiko for this idea! And thanks to all the other reviewers! I just LOVE to get reviews! Thanks to Meow the chibi neko, Tannim Mayonaka (thanks for being so supportive), Iron Raven, and Lynnxlady... even if you didn't really like my story.And I'm sorry if you like Kikyo or if these people are out of character. It's fanfiction... there's a reason it's not like the TV series...

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"I'm ba-ack!" a voice echoed around the Inuyasha gang as they walked through the trees.

"Who's back?" Shippo questioned.

"I'm back!"

"Who's 'I'm'?" Inuyasha asked.

"It's me!"

"And me is...?" Miroku raised an eyebrow.

"Kikyo, you morons!" the voice shouted, causing everyone to cringe at the sound.

"Sheesh, will you shut up??" Kagome frowned, "Didn't we kill you?"

"Yes, but I have come back to get you! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Kikyo's voice laughed.

"And exactly where are you...?" Sango put her hand on her hip.

"Uh, well..." Kikyo's voice hesitated, "I'm kinda... well I'm not a clay pot!"

"Yeah, so what are you now?" Inuyasha questioned, listening with his acute ears before his eyes landed on the necklace charm around Kagome's neck, "Are you a necklace...?"

"No! I'm a necklace CHARM! CHARM you dog brain!" Kikyo's voice emitted from the necklace charm.

"Whatever..." Kagome rolled her eyes, "And that's just SO much better than being a pile of mud...?"

"Yes!"

"Sure... whatever you say Kikyo, er necklace charm," Miroku joked, before the necklace flew off Kagome's neck and right into Miroku's eyes. He smirked, "Oh, ow, that REALLY hurt me. How will I ever go on...?"

"You'll never defeat m-"

STOMP!

Everyone looked at Kagome, who dusted her hands, "You think she'd gotten the idea the first time..."

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Yeah, this one sux... but I had an idea and I had to work with it. I'll hopefully revise it soon. But give me some reviews to give me some ideas.