When Will She Die??
By: Margaret Granado
Author's Notes: Hey, it's me again! Wow, you guys are SO great! I honestly didn't think ya'll would like 'The Return of Mud 'n' Bones'! Ya'll are the BEST reviewers! Thanks to Moongazer, inuyashas gurl, kaibagirl, crying chick, I am Sango, Mimiko, and Lizzie (my bff). An EXTRA SPECIAL thanks goes out to Kotiya, who gave me my inspiration for this chapter. Oh, and Ima Blabbermouth... no, there isn't anyone who likes Kikyo. Sorry, I'm not being mean - it's just a fact.
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The Inuyasha gang has taken a SHORT break from searching for the Shikon Jewel to have a nice meal with Kaede. Shippo was playing with a pointy stick he'd found in the forest. Kagome scolded softly, "Shippo, pointy sticks aren't good."
Shippo looked down in defeat and put the stick in his pocket.
Suddenly, a harsh wind blew in, causing the fire to go out. They all looked to the door and heard a loud, "Whoooooo..."
It was then that the gang knew who it was. Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Aw, come on! When are you gonna die??"
"I will never die, so long as you still live Inu-"
"Oh, cut that 'my soul cannot rest until I see you dead' thing! It's REALLY getting old!" Inuyasha barked, "So what did you come back as this time? A terrifying wrist watch?" (A/N: I know he probably doesn't know what a wrist watch is, but who cares?)
"No! I'm something you cannot defeat!"
Kagome sighed, "What did we ever do to you?"
"You stole my soul, you killed me not once but-"
"I didn't ask for you life story," Kagome said, getting up and walking out of the hut.
"Hey, come back here!"
"Exactly what are you this time around?" Miroku questioned.
"I am..."
"You are what...?" Sango raised an eyebrow.
"I am... THE WIND!"
The gang fell to the ground in a fit of laughs. The wind shouted, "Do not laugh! I can destroy you with a single blow-"
"Blow! AHAHAHA!" Shippo gasped for air.
Kagome walked back in, "So what is she this time...?"
"Th-the-the w-wi-wind!" Sango explained through her giggles.
Kagome joined the others rolling on the floor.
"You can't do anything to stop me now!"
"Whatever..." Inuyasha mumbled, his laughs subsiding.
Another harsh wind blew into the hut and right into Inuyasha's mouth, "Ew! Get outta my lungs you clay p-"
"I AM NOT A CLAY POT!!!! NEVER HAVE BEEN, NEVER WILL BE!!!!!!!"
"How is she still talking if she's in your lunges?" Shippo questioned.
"I am all powerful!"
"Well overcome this mud 'n' bones!" Inuyasha said, and reached into his haori.
Everyone raised an eyebrow to try and figure out what he was doing. They understood when he pulled out a cigarette.
"What do you think you're doing??"
Inuyasha lit the cigarette and started smoking it.
*cough*
*choke*
*wheeze*
"Feh..." Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Did that stop you?"
The wind blew out of Inuyasha's mouth and into the cigarette, "Hehe! I'm the almighty cigarette! Fear me!!!"
The gang all gave each other a glance that said 'who should do it this time?'
Miroku asked, "Can I do it? Please??"
"Okay Miroku. You can do it - but only this once!" Kagome put her index finger up.
"Yeah!" Miroku rejoiced, threw the cigarette onto the floor and-
STOMP!
Miroku dusted his hands, "That was fun!"
"Ow..."
"You didn't die???" Miroku's eyes bugged out.
"No... you just really stomped on m-"
"That's it!" Kagome snapped, and picked up the cigarette.
"Where do you think you are taking me??"
Kagome ran out of the hut to a nearby stream. The gang followed close behind to see exactly what she was planning to do.
As soon as Kagome reached the s tream, she tossed the cigarette in.
"You can't do this to m-"
SPLASH!!!
"I'M MELTING! MELTING I TELL YOU! OH, WHAT A WORLD...!!!!"
"Looks like she can..." Sango commented, before letting out a small giggle.
"MWAHAHA!"
"Didn't you drown or something??" Miroku questioned, looking at the water.
"No, I'm a fish now!"
"Oh get a life Kikyo!" Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
"You are no match for me now!"
STAB!!
"Ooh right in the head..." Kagome looked away.
Shippo smiled, "See, pointy sticks ARE good!"
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So what did you think? Did you like it? R&R! Oh, I realize that I said they were with Kaede and she didn't have any lines but I just forgot to use her. Hm, maybe she, uh, fell asleep in the middle of eating her ramen... yeah, that's it.
By: Margaret Granado
Author's Notes: Hey, it's me again! Wow, you guys are SO great! I honestly didn't think ya'll would like 'The Return of Mud 'n' Bones'! Ya'll are the BEST reviewers! Thanks to Moongazer, inuyashas gurl, kaibagirl, crying chick, I am Sango, Mimiko, and Lizzie (my bff). An EXTRA SPECIAL thanks goes out to Kotiya, who gave me my inspiration for this chapter. Oh, and Ima Blabbermouth... no, there isn't anyone who likes Kikyo. Sorry, I'm not being mean - it's just a fact.
~*~*~
The Inuyasha gang has taken a SHORT break from searching for the Shikon Jewel to have a nice meal with Kaede. Shippo was playing with a pointy stick he'd found in the forest. Kagome scolded softly, "Shippo, pointy sticks aren't good."
Shippo looked down in defeat and put the stick in his pocket.
Suddenly, a harsh wind blew in, causing the fire to go out. They all looked to the door and heard a loud, "Whoooooo..."
It was then that the gang knew who it was. Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Aw, come on! When are you gonna die??"
"I will never die, so long as you still live Inu-"
"Oh, cut that 'my soul cannot rest until I see you dead' thing! It's REALLY getting old!" Inuyasha barked, "So what did you come back as this time? A terrifying wrist watch?" (A/N: I know he probably doesn't know what a wrist watch is, but who cares?)
"No! I'm something you cannot defeat!"
Kagome sighed, "What did we ever do to you?"
"You stole my soul, you killed me not once but-"
"I didn't ask for you life story," Kagome said, getting up and walking out of the hut.
"Hey, come back here!"
"Exactly what are you this time around?" Miroku questioned.
"I am..."
"You are what...?" Sango raised an eyebrow.
"I am... THE WIND!"
The gang fell to the ground in a fit of laughs. The wind shouted, "Do not laugh! I can destroy you with a single blow-"
"Blow! AHAHAHA!" Shippo gasped for air.
Kagome walked back in, "So what is she this time...?"
"Th-the-the w-wi-wind!" Sango explained through her giggles.
Kagome joined the others rolling on the floor.
"You can't do anything to stop me now!"
"Whatever..." Inuyasha mumbled, his laughs subsiding.
Another harsh wind blew into the hut and right into Inuyasha's mouth, "Ew! Get outta my lungs you clay p-"
"I AM NOT A CLAY POT!!!! NEVER HAVE BEEN, NEVER WILL BE!!!!!!!"
"How is she still talking if she's in your lunges?" Shippo questioned.
"I am all powerful!"
"Well overcome this mud 'n' bones!" Inuyasha said, and reached into his haori.
Everyone raised an eyebrow to try and figure out what he was doing. They understood when he pulled out a cigarette.
"What do you think you're doing??"
Inuyasha lit the cigarette and started smoking it.
*cough*
*choke*
*wheeze*
"Feh..." Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Did that stop you?"
The wind blew out of Inuyasha's mouth and into the cigarette, "Hehe! I'm the almighty cigarette! Fear me!!!"
The gang all gave each other a glance that said 'who should do it this time?'
Miroku asked, "Can I do it? Please??"
"Okay Miroku. You can do it - but only this once!" Kagome put her index finger up.
"Yeah!" Miroku rejoiced, threw the cigarette onto the floor and-
STOMP!
Miroku dusted his hands, "That was fun!"
"Ow..."
"You didn't die???" Miroku's eyes bugged out.
"No... you just really stomped on m-"
"That's it!" Kagome snapped, and picked up the cigarette.
"Where do you think you are taking me??"
Kagome ran out of the hut to a nearby stream. The gang followed close behind to see exactly what she was planning to do.
As soon as Kagome reached the s tream, she tossed the cigarette in.
"You can't do this to m-"
SPLASH!!!
"I'M MELTING! MELTING I TELL YOU! OH, WHAT A WORLD...!!!!"
"Looks like she can..." Sango commented, before letting out a small giggle.
"MWAHAHA!"
"Didn't you drown or something??" Miroku questioned, looking at the water.
"No, I'm a fish now!"
"Oh get a life Kikyo!" Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
"You are no match for me now!"
STAB!!
"Ooh right in the head..." Kagome looked away.
Shippo smiled, "See, pointy sticks ARE good!"
~*~*~
So what did you think? Did you like it? R&R! Oh, I realize that I said they were with Kaede and she didn't have any lines but I just forgot to use her. Hm, maybe she, uh, fell asleep in the middle of eating her ramen... yeah, that's it.
