Time For A Meal?

By: Margaret Granado

Authors Notes: Okay, this might not be all that good because I'm rewriting this from memory. *mumbles* My STUPID computer screwed up and didn't save this story properly so now I have to rewrite the whole thing. *sigh* Well, here's hoping it's as good as the first one. Thanks to Ariia, inuyashas gurl, I am Sango, and EXTRA SPECIAL thanks to Mimiko and d.j. and crew for the inspiration of this chapter.

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"See, pointy sticks ARE good for some things!" Shippo beamed with pride.

"I guess you're right, Shippo," Kagome hugged the kitsune.

Miroku suggested, "How about we eat it?"

"We just ate and you're already hungry?" Sango raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, now come on. I'm starving," Miroku said, picked up the fish, and rushed to the hut.

As the group followed him at a much slower pace, Inuyasha sang the first thing that popped into his head:

(A/N: sing to old McDonald)

"Old mud 'n' bones was a pot..."

"EI I EI I OH!" the group sang.

"And after we killed her she became a necklace..."

"EI I EI I OH!" everyone cheered.

"A cigarette here..." Sango giggled.

"And a fishy there..." Shippo added.

"Necklace, cigarette, what's to come next, next...?" Inuyasha sang.

"Kikyo was a pot..." Kagome crooned. (A/N: that's just a fancy-smancy word for sang)

"EI I EI I OH!!!" the group finished.

They repeated the song until the reached the hut. By the time they'd gotten there, Miroku had already put the fish onto a plate for himself.

Suddenly, a loud, "WHOOOOOO!" was heard.

Kagome rolled her eyes, "Here we go again..."

"You cannot defeat me this time! MWAHAHAHA!! I am the almighty meal! FEAR M-"

CHOMP!

"That was good... who knew clay had such flavor...?" Inuyasha burped.

"Hey that was mine!" Miroku whined.

Soon after, the group set up for a good night's rest. Suddenly, Hojo approached the camp, "Come with me Kagome..."

"Hojo??? What are you doing here?????" Kagome gasped.

"Just come with me!"

"Oh, it's just you Kikyo..." Kagome sighed.

"I am the almighty Hojo!"

"That's impossible. He's alive," Kagome reasoned.

"Uh well... I'm a person who looks and walks like Hojo, but I'm really just a reincarnation of a priestess who has been killed more than five times by the same people! Ha! How's that for a name!"

"Long," Inuyasha rolled over on his side, "Could you leave us alone? We've already killed you like four times today. We're getting really tired of you..."

"I cannot rest until I see you dead-"

"Oh will you shut up already?? What did I tell you about saying that???" Inuyasha yelled.

"Uh, do it more?"

WHACK!

"Ow, my love, why do you treat me so...?"

"Oh, cut the crap! We were in love like a half a century ago! GET OVER IT!!" Inuyasha shouted.

"But my love..."

WHACK!

"That looks like fun! I wanna try!" Shippo followed Inuyasha's lead.

WHACK! WHACK!

"Ooh, fun! Let me try!" Miroku joined them.

WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!

"I wanna do it too!" Sango took her boomerang in her hand and started smacking 'Hojo' with it.

WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!

"Will you all stop that????"

WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!

'Hojo' fell to the floor. Suddenly, a poodle appeared in his place, "I am the almighty poodle! Fear me!"

"Don't you have any other threats besides 'I'm the almighty whatever... fear me'?" Sango questioned.

Kagome rolled her eyes and pulled out a dog whistle. She told Inuyasha to cover his ears and blew into it. Kikyo let out a howl and ran away... right into the stream.

"Yay! She's dead!" Shippo cheered, dancing around with his pointy stick.

"I am not dead! I am the almighty water worm! Fear my rath-"

POKE!

Shippo beamed, "Once again, the pointy s tick prevails!"

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Just an added part that I thought was funny, but I like to end it in certain spots:

Kagome shook her head in disbelief, "I can't believe we killed her six times in one day..."