Blue Bonnet Bunny
By: Margaret Granado
Authors Notes: Sorry I took a little longer than usual with this chapter. I had a lot of homework. So anyway, I have had SO many reviews that I can't thank ya'll individually anymore! I really wish I could, but I don't think ya'll want a half-a-page of thank you, do you? If you do, I will certainly add those in there. Well, this chapter's inspiration was brought to you by inuyashas gurl, who has been reading this story from it's very beginning. *wipes tear away* I feel so loved.... oh, here's a special treat for ya'll - when I hit 50 reviews, I'll put out five new chapters in one day. *sweatdrops* I don't know how I'll put out that many chapters in a day, but... I'll figure it out somehow! So if you want five chapters in a day, send a review! Oh, I've been meaning to thank Tannim Mayonaka and Kotiya for putting me on their favorites list. It makes me feel SO good!
Notes to d.g. and crew: Oh my gosh! I'm SO sorry d.g! I swear, the first time I wrote chapter four, it said d.J. but when it got deleted, I was typing really fast cuz I only had about ten minutes before I fell asleep from exhaustion. I'm SO sorry! *bows* Will you forgive me?? *sob*
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The next morning, the gang was refreshed and ready to go. Inuyasha was the first to get up, of course, and was urging the group to quicken their pace, "Come on slow pokes! We've got Jewel Shards to collect!"
"Calm down, Inuyasha. Not all of us can go like, fifty miles an hour on our feet. We're going as fast as we can," Miroku whined.
"Oh, Miroku... are you tired...?" Sango teased.
"No! I'm just trying to go slow so you ladies can keep up with Inuyasha and myself," Miroku explained.
"Yeah, well, let's pick up the pace then!" Kagome and Sango took off.
Miroku trailed, panting, behind them, "Wait girls! Come back! Sandals aren't easy to run in!"
"Well that doesn't stop me!" Sango called back.
"And I'm not even wearing shoes! Quit making up excuses Miroku!" Inuyasha scolded, still beating Miroku as he walked backwards.
Miroku slowed his pace a little and choked out, "Okay, fine! I give u-"
THUD!
"Ow..." Miroku rubbed the back of his head, "That hurt... what the heck did I trip on?"
"WHOOOOOO!"
"Aw crap..." Sango moaned, "Why won't you just die??"
"Because as-"
"If you say as long as I'm alive, your soul cannot rest, I'm gonna pound you into the ground," Inuyasha threatened. He looked around, trying to figure out WHAT exactly to threaten. His eyes landed on a bunny... but not just ANY bunny. It was incredibly deformed with one ear, a blue nose, and his body was covered with green spots.
"What the crap is that??" Kagome scrunched her nose, "Kikyo, you could've come back as something cuter than that! Come on, be a little creative!"
"You don't think this is creative??? Look at me! I'm like living artwork!"
"Artwork from what... the freak show?" Inuyasha raised an eyebrow.
"Why are you all so mean to me???"
Shippo shrugged, "Dunno... cuz you're an easy target."
"That isn't a good reason!"
"It sure seems like a good reason to me," Shippo said, then suggested, "Hey, why don't you turn into that old mud 'n' bones again! That was cool! I wanna bang on your head! You know, go BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"
"You little rodent...."
"First off, I'm not a rodent, and second, YOU are the rodent!" Shippo corrected.
"Hm, well, I.... why don't you just leave me alone??"
"You are the one who won't die!" Sango screamed.
"Oh, uh, right... well, you CANNOT DEFEAT THE ALL POWERFUL BLUE BONNET BUNNY!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!"
"You can get sued for saying that," Kagome said.
"Oh, well, I'm the ALL POWERFUL BUNNY THAT LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE THE BLUE BONNET BUNNY, BUT I'M NOT!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
"You look NOTHING like that cute little Blue Bonnet Bunny..." Kagome added.
"I do to! I'm precious and cute and-"
SMACK!
WHACK!
POW!
"Sheesh, ya'll don't have to hit me at once! That's just mean!"
"Just leave. Don't make us get violent...." Kagome growled.
"Oh yeah, I'm sure you could really defeat me this ti-"
STAB!
"Hehe..." Shippo cackled.
Kagome took the stick out of Shippo's paws, "Now, Shippo, I don't think it's healthy for you to kill people too many times with a stick. Let someone else kill her another way so that those watching don't get bored of it, okay?"
"Oh, alright..." Shippo looked down defeatedly.
POOF!
"MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Kagome sighed, "Sheesh, god, let her die or at least let US die...."
"I'm the almighty Goshinboku!!!!"
"You are not..." Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
"Yes I am! I am the powerful tree god!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"Sheesh, Kikyo, for REAL, why DON'T you just die??" Sango frowned, "Just because you think Inuyasha killed you all those years ago doesn't mean that you have to keep bugging us!"
*sad music begins playing*
"Well... I... I never thought about that.... I suppose I have been a little inconsiderate of others feelings... what was I thinking...?"
"You were thinking how much you really wanted to be with Inuyasha..." Kagome smiled sweetly, "And we forgive you."
"Truly?"
*sad music comes to a quick halt*
"Feh! No! Hehe! But We had you going for a second there!" Inuyasha rolled onto the floor laughing.
"That is SO not funny! And to think, I was going to let you demons go-"
"Hey, not all of us are demons!" Sango crossed her arms and kicked the tree.
"Ow, why you little....!"
VROOM!!!
"EEEP!"
VROOM! VROOM!
"TIMBER!!!!" Inuyasha called as the tree made a loud thud on the ground.
Suddenly, the tree detransformed back into the original Kikyo. Shippo gasped with happiness and tried to bang on her head like a bongo again, but this time, there wasn't a hollow sound.
"What the heck??" Shippo questioned.
"I am no longer just a reincarnation. I am the actual human being, Kikyo!" the priestess stood up, "And now, you cannot get rid of me!"
"But how? That's impossible!" Sango gasped.
"I am a magic priestess. I told you I could not rest until I saw you dead, Inuyasha, and I plan on keeping my word," Kikyo spat, pulling out an arrow.
"This isn't funny anymore... you're gonna make us lose some viewers!" Miroku frowned.
"I'm rise from the dead countless times to finally return to my former body and you're concerned with losing viewers??" Kikyo asked, a vein popping out of her head.
Shippo jumped onto her head and poked at it and watched as it popped, "Ooh, cool!"
(A/N: I just now remembered to tell you guys - my e-mail isn't YamaClarinet@aol.com anymore. Now, it's SpazticPrepHater@aol.com. Sorry for not telling ya'll that sooner! If you sent anything to YamaClarinet, it didn't get read, so send it again please!)
"Ow! You stupid little squirel!" Kikyo screamed and grabbed Shippo by the tail.
"Hey! I'm a fox you stupid clay pot!" Shippo corrected.
"I am no longer anything but flesh and blood. You cannot call me any names, nor destroy me..." Kikyo grinned evily, knowing she'd won.
WHACK!
STAB!
SMACK!
POKE!
STOMP!
"OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kikyo screamed and ran around in circles, clutching to her foot with one hand covering her eye.
"What makes you think we can't destroy you when you're a human?" Inuyasha smirked and pulled out his sword.
"Hm, I guess I didn't really think this through...."
WHOOSH!
Kikyo rose into the sky and shouted, "I'll be back, Inuyasha! When you least expect it, I'll return for your lif-"
BAM!
"Hey, I didn't know they had planes in the warring states erra..."
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LOL! So did you like it? I ran out of ideas towards the end, but I DEFINITELY don't want to go serious. There's way too many of those and while I really LOVE them, sometimes, you just need some comic relief. So, leave some reviews and tell me what you think. I love hearing from you guys! Remember - the day I hit 50 reviews, I'll post five chapters in a day! So keep those reviews coming!
By: Margaret Granado
Authors Notes: Sorry I took a little longer than usual with this chapter. I had a lot of homework. So anyway, I have had SO many reviews that I can't thank ya'll individually anymore! I really wish I could, but I don't think ya'll want a half-a-page of thank you, do you? If you do, I will certainly add those in there. Well, this chapter's inspiration was brought to you by inuyashas gurl, who has been reading this story from it's very beginning. *wipes tear away* I feel so loved.... oh, here's a special treat for ya'll - when I hit 50 reviews, I'll put out five new chapters in one day. *sweatdrops* I don't know how I'll put out that many chapters in a day, but... I'll figure it out somehow! So if you want five chapters in a day, send a review! Oh, I've been meaning to thank Tannim Mayonaka and Kotiya for putting me on their favorites list. It makes me feel SO good!
Notes to d.g. and crew: Oh my gosh! I'm SO sorry d.g! I swear, the first time I wrote chapter four, it said d.J. but when it got deleted, I was typing really fast cuz I only had about ten minutes before I fell asleep from exhaustion. I'm SO sorry! *bows* Will you forgive me?? *sob*
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The next morning, the gang was refreshed and ready to go. Inuyasha was the first to get up, of course, and was urging the group to quicken their pace, "Come on slow pokes! We've got Jewel Shards to collect!"
"Calm down, Inuyasha. Not all of us can go like, fifty miles an hour on our feet. We're going as fast as we can," Miroku whined.
"Oh, Miroku... are you tired...?" Sango teased.
"No! I'm just trying to go slow so you ladies can keep up with Inuyasha and myself," Miroku explained.
"Yeah, well, let's pick up the pace then!" Kagome and Sango took off.
Miroku trailed, panting, behind them, "Wait girls! Come back! Sandals aren't easy to run in!"
"Well that doesn't stop me!" Sango called back.
"And I'm not even wearing shoes! Quit making up excuses Miroku!" Inuyasha scolded, still beating Miroku as he walked backwards.
Miroku slowed his pace a little and choked out, "Okay, fine! I give u-"
THUD!
"Ow..." Miroku rubbed the back of his head, "That hurt... what the heck did I trip on?"
"WHOOOOOO!"
"Aw crap..." Sango moaned, "Why won't you just die??"
"Because as-"
"If you say as long as I'm alive, your soul cannot rest, I'm gonna pound you into the ground," Inuyasha threatened. He looked around, trying to figure out WHAT exactly to threaten. His eyes landed on a bunny... but not just ANY bunny. It was incredibly deformed with one ear, a blue nose, and his body was covered with green spots.
"What the crap is that??" Kagome scrunched her nose, "Kikyo, you could've come back as something cuter than that! Come on, be a little creative!"
"You don't think this is creative??? Look at me! I'm like living artwork!"
"Artwork from what... the freak show?" Inuyasha raised an eyebrow.
"Why are you all so mean to me???"
Shippo shrugged, "Dunno... cuz you're an easy target."
"That isn't a good reason!"
"It sure seems like a good reason to me," Shippo said, then suggested, "Hey, why don't you turn into that old mud 'n' bones again! That was cool! I wanna bang on your head! You know, go BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"
"You little rodent...."
"First off, I'm not a rodent, and second, YOU are the rodent!" Shippo corrected.
"Hm, well, I.... why don't you just leave me alone??"
"You are the one who won't die!" Sango screamed.
"Oh, uh, right... well, you CANNOT DEFEAT THE ALL POWERFUL BLUE BONNET BUNNY!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!"
"You can get sued for saying that," Kagome said.
"Oh, well, I'm the ALL POWERFUL BUNNY THAT LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE THE BLUE BONNET BUNNY, BUT I'M NOT!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
"You look NOTHING like that cute little Blue Bonnet Bunny..." Kagome added.
"I do to! I'm precious and cute and-"
SMACK!
WHACK!
POW!
"Sheesh, ya'll don't have to hit me at once! That's just mean!"
"Just leave. Don't make us get violent...." Kagome growled.
"Oh yeah, I'm sure you could really defeat me this ti-"
STAB!
"Hehe..." Shippo cackled.
Kagome took the stick out of Shippo's paws, "Now, Shippo, I don't think it's healthy for you to kill people too many times with a stick. Let someone else kill her another way so that those watching don't get bored of it, okay?"
"Oh, alright..." Shippo looked down defeatedly.
POOF!
"MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Kagome sighed, "Sheesh, god, let her die or at least let US die...."
"I'm the almighty Goshinboku!!!!"
"You are not..." Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
"Yes I am! I am the powerful tree god!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"Sheesh, Kikyo, for REAL, why DON'T you just die??" Sango frowned, "Just because you think Inuyasha killed you all those years ago doesn't mean that you have to keep bugging us!"
*sad music begins playing*
"Well... I... I never thought about that.... I suppose I have been a little inconsiderate of others feelings... what was I thinking...?"
"You were thinking how much you really wanted to be with Inuyasha..." Kagome smiled sweetly, "And we forgive you."
"Truly?"
*sad music comes to a quick halt*
"Feh! No! Hehe! But We had you going for a second there!" Inuyasha rolled onto the floor laughing.
"That is SO not funny! And to think, I was going to let you demons go-"
"Hey, not all of us are demons!" Sango crossed her arms and kicked the tree.
"Ow, why you little....!"
VROOM!!!
"EEEP!"
VROOM! VROOM!
"TIMBER!!!!" Inuyasha called as the tree made a loud thud on the ground.
Suddenly, the tree detransformed back into the original Kikyo. Shippo gasped with happiness and tried to bang on her head like a bongo again, but this time, there wasn't a hollow sound.
"What the heck??" Shippo questioned.
"I am no longer just a reincarnation. I am the actual human being, Kikyo!" the priestess stood up, "And now, you cannot get rid of me!"
"But how? That's impossible!" Sango gasped.
"I am a magic priestess. I told you I could not rest until I saw you dead, Inuyasha, and I plan on keeping my word," Kikyo spat, pulling out an arrow.
"This isn't funny anymore... you're gonna make us lose some viewers!" Miroku frowned.
"I'm rise from the dead countless times to finally return to my former body and you're concerned with losing viewers??" Kikyo asked, a vein popping out of her head.
Shippo jumped onto her head and poked at it and watched as it popped, "Ooh, cool!"
(A/N: I just now remembered to tell you guys - my e-mail isn't YamaClarinet@aol.com anymore. Now, it's SpazticPrepHater@aol.com. Sorry for not telling ya'll that sooner! If you sent anything to YamaClarinet, it didn't get read, so send it again please!)
"Ow! You stupid little squirel!" Kikyo screamed and grabbed Shippo by the tail.
"Hey! I'm a fox you stupid clay pot!" Shippo corrected.
"I am no longer anything but flesh and blood. You cannot call me any names, nor destroy me..." Kikyo grinned evily, knowing she'd won.
WHACK!
STAB!
SMACK!
POKE!
STOMP!
"OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kikyo screamed and ran around in circles, clutching to her foot with one hand covering her eye.
"What makes you think we can't destroy you when you're a human?" Inuyasha smirked and pulled out his sword.
"Hm, I guess I didn't really think this through...."
WHOOSH!
Kikyo rose into the sky and shouted, "I'll be back, Inuyasha! When you least expect it, I'll return for your lif-"
BAM!
"Hey, I didn't know they had planes in the warring states erra..."
~*~*~
LOL! So did you like it? I ran out of ideas towards the end, but I DEFINITELY don't want to go serious. There's way too many of those and while I really LOVE them, sometimes, you just need some comic relief. So, leave some reviews and tell me what you think. I love hearing from you guys! Remember - the day I hit 50 reviews, I'll post five chapters in a day! So keep those reviews coming!
