Otaku

By: Margaret Granado

Author's Notes: Wow, I got ten whole more reviews, meaning that we're only ten away from five chapters in a day! Keep in mind that when I DO put out these five chapters, it might be late, like around ten or something. Sorry, but I (unfortunately) I have go to school, and on weekends, I normally go to the mall with my friends and the guy I like. Heehee... but ya'll don't want to hear about that. So anyway... this story's inspiration is brought to you (again) by *drum roll* inuyashas gurl! Yes, applaud her! *claps until hands are raw* Ow... don't clap so long that your hands get raw because it hurts... but applaud her nonetheless. Okay on with the story!

Extra notes to d.g. and crew: Eh, thanks for 'forgiving' me. I REALLY didn't mean to screw up like that. *sigh* It just comes naturally.

~*~*~ (A/N: Oh, if you didn't know, Otaku is someone who is obsessed with comic books.)

"Kikyo, will you give up on them already??" an agitated voice came from a huge cloud of smoke.

"No, I will not rest until I have my revenge," Kikyo spat, "Now give me another body - one that they cannot defeat!"

The voice sighed, "Fine... it shall be granted..."

The voice mumbled to himself, "Stupid priestess... just die already and give these people a break... sheesh."

A bright light infused Kikyo and she was gone...

Meanwhile...

"Wow, it's been a whole ten minutes and Kikyo hasn't come back yet... I think that's a record for her lately," Kagome said.

"WHOOOOOOOOO...!!!"

"Spoke too soon..." Inuyasha sighed.

"I am back! I am immortal! I am something that CANNOT be killed, for you can never kill a..."

*long pause*

"Never kill a what?" Miroku questioned.

"You can never kill the almighty MANGA!!!!!!!!!"

*comic book walks- er, hops up to the group*

"Oh... my... god..." Inuyasha moaned and slapped his hand to his forehead before busting out laughing with the others following.

"Why do you people always laugh?? It's NOT funny!"

*laughter*

Shippo held onto his sides and replied, "Kikyo, you're a book. What are you gonna do...? Give us a paper cut??"

*more laughter*

"That is NOT funny you stupid reincarnation!"

*more laughter*

"Why do you always laugh at me?????????"

*more laughter*

"Fine then! I'll just attack you! PAPER CUT ATTACK!!!!"

*more laughter*

"Why don't you die?????"

"That's a question we should be asking you," Sango choked.

*laughter*

"Sheesh, ya'll have been eating too much sugar or something..."

*more laughter*

"Do you even know what sugar is... you ARE over 50 years old!" Kagome giggled.

*more laughter*

"Yes, I KNOW WHAT SUGAR IS!!!!"

"Sure you do..." Kagome managed to say through her laughs. She finally calmed down, "So, how do you want to die today? Poking, whacking, smacking, stomping?"

"I am not going to die today!!!!!!!"

"Let's burn it!" Inuyasha suggested.

"Kirara!" Sango ordered, pointing to the comic book.

*Kirara transforms into that saber tooth thingy with the fire*

"Hey, w-what are you looking at me like that for...?? HELP-"

BURN!

SIZZLE!

CRACKLE!

"I'M MELTING! MELTING I TELL YOU! OH, I'M MELTING!!!"

"Yay, she's dead!" Miroku cheered.

"No! I am the mighty SMOKE CLOUD!!!"

*dun dun dun...*

"Oh, whatever Kikyo! Get a freakin life!" Inuyasha shouted.

"You know, I'm getting really f*beep*in' pissed of that you f*beep*in' people won't f*beep*in' leave me the f*beep* alone!"

Shippo screamed and ran away, "POTTY MOUTH! POTTY MOUTH!!!!"

Inuyasha crossed his arms, "Haven't I told you not to mess with the fox??"

"No... I don't think so..."

WHACK!

"You, know... I'm gonna f*beep*in kill you, you b*beep*tard!"

"You got a messed up mind, you screwed up cloud!" Sango shouted and threw her boomerang at the smoke.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Heehee... that was fun! I never got to kill her before!" Sango smiled, and put her boomerang away.

Inuyasha chuckled, "See, I told you it was fun..."

"POTTY MOUTH! POTTY MOUTH! POTTY MOUTH! POTTY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

~*~*~

That's the end for that chapter. R+R=happy me.