Manicure Anyone?

By: Margaret Granado

Summary: Hey, what's up? Sorry that I didn't write those five chapters I promised. I ended up having a REALLY bad weekend and this week hasn't been so hot either. *shrug* If you care enough to ask, I'll tell you, but I'm not gonna post it for all the world to know. So, anyway, this chapter's inspiration was brought to you (once again) by inuyashas gurl. Once again, thank her-she's the reason I stopped feeling sorry for myself, got off my lazy butt, and decided to write (not five) but SIX chapters! I SWEAR on my LIFE that these will be out today. Oh, BTW, that turkey thing with Kaede was inspired by Shadowy Tenshi-chan in the last chapter.

Hey, this one includes SOME stuff about Kaede that you guys may not like, but trust me, I really like her. She's funny with her 'ye'. So, it doesn't classify as bashing, but I make fun of her accent a little. Sorry...

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"Okay, so Kaede, are you recovered from those turkeys? You haven't spoken in a week..." Kagome questioned the older priestess.

Kaede mumbled, "Yes, now will you kindly-"

"OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! SHE SAID 'YOU' AND NOT 'YE'!!!!!! THE WORLDS GONNA END! RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha howled and ran around in circles with his hands over his ears.

Kaede sighed, "Ye be a strange one-"

Inuyasha stopped and exhaled, relieved, "Oh thank god she said 'ye'... I was kinda freaked out there for a second..."

Kaede put her hands on her hips, "I not need to take this from ye!"

"YE!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha rolled over laughing and holding onto his sides, "YE! YE! YE! YE!"

"Will ye quiet him down Kagome...?" Kaede asked.

"YE! YE! YE! YE!" Inuyasha started laughing himself to tears.

"SHUT UP YOU JERK OFF!!!!!!!!" Kaede screamed and stormed away with a toss of her hair.

Everyone blinked after her before breaking into a loud ruckus of laughter. Suddenly, Inuyasha stopped and sniffed the air, "What's that awful smell...?"

Sango took a deep whiff, "It's coming from Kagome's bag."

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh great..." Kagome moaned.

"I AM THE ALMIGHT NAILPOLISH!!!!!!!!!!"

"Yeah, so..." Kagome rolled her eyes.

Inuyasha cocked his head, "What's nail poolish...?"

"BUT I AM NOT JUST ANY NAIL POLISH-I AM THE FEARFUL LAVENDER NAIL POLISH!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shippo asked calmly, "Can I throw her in the stream?"

Miroku gestured his hands towards the stream, "Be my guest, Shippo."

Shippo walked over to the nail polish and picked it up, "Yay! This'll be fun!!!!!!"

"HEY, YOU STUPID LITTLE SQUIRREL!!!!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!"

WHACK!

"What did I tell you about being mean to the kitsune??" Inuyasha questioned angrily, his hand in a fist.

"Uh... no comment..."

"That's what I thought," Inuyasha smiled proudly, "Now go ahead Shippo."

Shippo continued his short journey to the stream with the gang following close behind.

"PUT ME DOWN!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA DROWN AGAIN!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

SPLASH!

"Oops..." Shippo grinned innocently, "Must've slipped..."

"Well done Shippo," Inuyasha congratulated, "Now I'm happy to say-"

"DON'T SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed.

Inuyasha continued a little agitated, "I'm happy to s-"

"NO, YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!" Miroku interrupted.

Inuyasha cleared his throat loudly, "AS I WAS SAYING-I'm happy to-"

"WE WON'T ALLOW IT!!!!!!" Sango held up her hand to stop him.

Inuyasha howled, "WHAT'S THE BIG FREAKIN DEAL???? I WAS JUST GONNA SAY I-"

Kagome covered Shippo's ears and said, "You can't let him hear you!"

"I was JUST gonna say I was proud of him!!!!!!!!! SHEESH! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE???" Inuyasha yelled.

"Oh... we thought you were gonna say something else," Miroku shrugged.

"Like what??" Inuyasha asked.

"Dunno... truth is, we just wanted to keep interrupting you. It's fun," Kagome explained.

"Okay... sure..." Inuyasha rolled his eyes, then mumbled under his breath, "Stupid humans..."

"SIT!!!!"

"Stupid wench!!!!!!!"

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Hehe... I love doing that in the end. Oh, if you guys like this story, ya'll should read my other one 'Top Of The World'. I'll put a link in the next chapter if I remember. Well, bye for now! Be ready for another 5 chapters today. I'm sure ya'll are SO happy!