A/N: Another lumberjack has hit Tortall, and this time it's Jon's turn.
Disclaimer: The Lumberjack song belongs to Monty Python, Jon belongs to TP (obviously)
Key: - means Jon sings it, ~ means everyone else sings it.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
-I'm the King of Tortall and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I rule all day
~He's the King of Tortall and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he rules all day
-I rule my empire, I have a tea break
I go to the Lavatory
On Wednesdays I pretend I'm a sorcerer
My Gift is sparkly blue
~He rules his empire, he has a tea break
He goes to the Lavatory
On Wednesdays he pretends he's a sorcerer
His Gift is sparkly blue
~He's the King of Tortall and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he rules all day
-I rule my empire, I go to war
I like to make out with Alanna
I put on women's clothing
And hang around at social functions
~He rules his empire, he goes to war
He likes to make out with Alanna
He put on women's clothing
And hangs around at social functions???
~He's the King of Tortall and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he rules all day
-I rule my empire, I take over others
With bribery and blackmail
I wish I had Alanna,
Just like my ex friend George.
~He rules his empire, he takes over others
With bribery and blackmail
He wishes he had Alanna,
Just like his ex-friend George.
~He's the King of Tortall and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he rules all day
Disclaimer: The Lumberjack song belongs to Monty Python, Jon belongs to TP (obviously)
Key: - means Jon sings it, ~ means everyone else sings it.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
-I'm the King of Tortall and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I rule all day
~He's the King of Tortall and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he rules all day
-I rule my empire, I have a tea break
I go to the Lavatory
On Wednesdays I pretend I'm a sorcerer
My Gift is sparkly blue
~He rules his empire, he has a tea break
He goes to the Lavatory
On Wednesdays he pretends he's a sorcerer
His Gift is sparkly blue
~He's the King of Tortall and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he rules all day
-I rule my empire, I go to war
I like to make out with Alanna
I put on women's clothing
And hang around at social functions
~He rules his empire, he goes to war
He likes to make out with Alanna
He put on women's clothing
And hangs around at social functions???
~He's the King of Tortall and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he rules all day
-I rule my empire, I take over others
With bribery and blackmail
I wish I had Alanna,
Just like my ex friend George.
~He rules his empire, he takes over others
With bribery and blackmail
He wishes he had Alanna,
Just like his ex-friend George.
~He's the King of Tortall and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he rules all day
