Thin Ice
By: Margaret Granado
Author's Notes: Okay, so this is the second chapter of my six. *sigh* You guys better be glad I love you, because I'm sitting here at *looks at clock* 1:22 in the morning and I'm going on a trip in the morning. So, I'm trying to stay away (especially since I took a huge test today and got up at 7) and write these chapters for you guys. Please be patient if I only get five out. I'm trying the best I can. REALLY I am! So, enough blabbing on my part. This chapter was actually inspired by myself, which is a huge surprise... well, actually, it WASN'T inspired by me-it was inspired by the creators of South Park, but whatever. I came up with the idea to use so... *sigh* I'm delirious...
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"Man, it's really cold. I didn't know it would snow this time of year," Kagome wrapped her arms around herself to keep the harsh wind off her skin.
"I know. It's never snowed in April... it's quite odd for this time of year," Miroku observed. (A/N: I don't know if it snows in April in Japan or not. I live in Texas and it sure has h*** don't snow here in April or any other time for that matter)
Inuyasha pulled Kagome closer to him to keep her from the wind, "Kagome, you're gonna freeze wearing that skirt thingy."
"I know... but I didn't expect a blizzard this time around," Kagome sighed, and leaned into Inuyasha's warm arms.
(A/N: don't worry guys, this will get funny soon enough..."
"HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!" Sango gasped as she almost fell in a huge hole. She'd been walking ahead of the group.
Shippo ran around in circles, "POTTY MOUTH! POTTY MOUTH! POTTY MOUTH!!!!!!!!"
(A/N: told ya...)
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! MY POT HOLE WORKED!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
"You've GOT to be kidding me..." Inuyasha grumbled before shouting, "Hey, Kikyo, do you think you could bother us later-AFTER we're out of the blizzard?? We don't have time for you!"
"I WILL NOT BE- HOLY CRAP IT ~IS~ COLD!!!!!!" Kikyo's voice rang throughout the mountain.
"Told ya!" the gang yelled in unison.
"Yeah, well... FEAR ME!!!!!! I'M THE ALMIGHTY POT HOLE GODDESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Pot hole goddess... oh my gosh..." Kagome rolled her eyes, "Listen, that's not even worthy of a laugh. Get a life Kikyo."
"I'VE HAD PLENTY OF THEM THANKS TO YOU!!!!!!!!!"
"Sheesh, someone got up on the wrong side of the grass," Miroku joked.
Kikyo's screams echoed all over the mountain.
"So, how should we get rid of her this time? We don't have a lot of time to think," Inuyasha yelled over the loud wind.
"Hey, I've got an idea," a little light bulb went on over Shippo's head as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a bottle of water.
(A/N: no, it's not frozen... it's... er, magic...)
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU LITTLE RODENT????"
"He's not a rodent," Sango commented.
Shippo poured the water into the pot hole where it instantly froze, "Hehe..."
They gang all crowded around the frozen hole to see a incy-wincy version of Kikyo, frozen with a very angry look on her face.
(A/N: This is where South Park comes in)
They all stared at it for a long time before Inuyasha said, "Hey, you wanna see if she'll shatter?"
"Yeah! Let's go get a shovel!" Kagome cheered as the group headed of through the cold in search of a shovel.
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Okay, how was that? Good? Bad? Well, either way, I'm proud of it... because it's pretty darn good considering I'm half-asleep! Well, next chapter...
By: Margaret Granado
Author's Notes: Okay, so this is the second chapter of my six. *sigh* You guys better be glad I love you, because I'm sitting here at *looks at clock* 1:22 in the morning and I'm going on a trip in the morning. So, I'm trying to stay away (especially since I took a huge test today and got up at 7) and write these chapters for you guys. Please be patient if I only get five out. I'm trying the best I can. REALLY I am! So, enough blabbing on my part. This chapter was actually inspired by myself, which is a huge surprise... well, actually, it WASN'T inspired by me-it was inspired by the creators of South Park, but whatever. I came up with the idea to use so... *sigh* I'm delirious...
~*~*~
"Man, it's really cold. I didn't know it would snow this time of year," Kagome wrapped her arms around herself to keep the harsh wind off her skin.
"I know. It's never snowed in April... it's quite odd for this time of year," Miroku observed. (A/N: I don't know if it snows in April in Japan or not. I live in Texas and it sure has h*** don't snow here in April or any other time for that matter)
Inuyasha pulled Kagome closer to him to keep her from the wind, "Kagome, you're gonna freeze wearing that skirt thingy."
"I know... but I didn't expect a blizzard this time around," Kagome sighed, and leaned into Inuyasha's warm arms.
(A/N: don't worry guys, this will get funny soon enough..."
"HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!" Sango gasped as she almost fell in a huge hole. She'd been walking ahead of the group.
Shippo ran around in circles, "POTTY MOUTH! POTTY MOUTH! POTTY MOUTH!!!!!!!!"
(A/N: told ya...)
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! MY POT HOLE WORKED!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
"You've GOT to be kidding me..." Inuyasha grumbled before shouting, "Hey, Kikyo, do you think you could bother us later-AFTER we're out of the blizzard?? We don't have time for you!"
"I WILL NOT BE- HOLY CRAP IT ~IS~ COLD!!!!!!" Kikyo's voice rang throughout the mountain.
"Told ya!" the gang yelled in unison.
"Yeah, well... FEAR ME!!!!!! I'M THE ALMIGHTY POT HOLE GODDESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Pot hole goddess... oh my gosh..." Kagome rolled her eyes, "Listen, that's not even worthy of a laugh. Get a life Kikyo."
"I'VE HAD PLENTY OF THEM THANKS TO YOU!!!!!!!!!"
"Sheesh, someone got up on the wrong side of the grass," Miroku joked.
Kikyo's screams echoed all over the mountain.
"So, how should we get rid of her this time? We don't have a lot of time to think," Inuyasha yelled over the loud wind.
"Hey, I've got an idea," a little light bulb went on over Shippo's head as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a bottle of water.
(A/N: no, it's not frozen... it's... er, magic...)
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU LITTLE RODENT????"
"He's not a rodent," Sango commented.
Shippo poured the water into the pot hole where it instantly froze, "Hehe..."
They gang all crowded around the frozen hole to see a incy-wincy version of Kikyo, frozen with a very angry look on her face.
(A/N: This is where South Park comes in)
They all stared at it for a long time before Inuyasha said, "Hey, you wanna see if she'll shatter?"
"Yeah! Let's go get a shovel!" Kagome cheered as the group headed of through the cold in search of a shovel.
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Okay, how was that? Good? Bad? Well, either way, I'm proud of it... because it's pretty darn good considering I'm half-asleep! Well, next chapter...
