TV Dinner

By: Margaret Granado

Author's Notes: Okay, these next three chapters are inspired by SSJAniFan. Applaud her... *yawn* So enough talking... let's go.

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"I'm hungry," Inuyasha complained, "When is that TV dinner thingy going to be ready?"

"In just a minute," Kagome called, sitting over the fire.

(A/N: Don't ask why she's cooking TV dinners over a fire... it's not like they have a microwave or anything)

"What's a TV anyway?" Inuyasha questioned.

Kagome explained, "A TV is something that people in the future use to entertain themselves. It's a box and pictures flash by really fast so it looks like you're watching the event itself through this magical box in your living room. Though in most cases, families have more than one TV in their house and-"

"HOW ABOUT I SHOW YOU WHAT A TV REALLY IS??????"

"Come on, we're just about to eat..." Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

(A/N: in case you didn't notice, it's just Kagome and Inuyasha. The others are... uh, watching the cotton float by in the air)

A TV hopped over to where Inuyasha and Kagome were sitting. On the screen was Kikyo's face.

Kagome cocked her head, "How are you turned on without a plug?"

"BECAUSE I AM ALMIGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Why won't you just leave us alone?" Inuyasha questioned.

"Because you belong with me... Inuyasha..."

*sad music plays*

"I... I still love you... I never STOPPED loving you... all those attempts to kill you were just a cry for attention..."

"You could've just called my name..." Inuyasha smirked.

*sad music stops abruptly*

"THAT'S IT!!!!!! YOU'VE PUSHED ME TOO FAR!!!!!!!!"

Kikyo's face disappeared and replaced it with Animal Planet, causing Inuyasha to shriek and cover his eyes, "NOOO!!!!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THAT DOG???? OH MY GOD!!!!!!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING????? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

"It's okay, Inuyasha... they're just neutering him..." Kagome attempted to comfort Inuyasha.

"WHY????????" Inuyasha cried, "What did he ever do to deserve such a cruel fate??? Oh, that's just awful!!!!!!!!!! Horrible!!!!!! Make it go away Kagome!!!!!!!!"

"SHE CAN'T MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!!! CUZ I'M ALMIGHTY!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh my god... get over yourself Kikyo... you're nothing more than some stupid clay pot who accept the fact that she's been dead for over 50 years!" Kagome clenched her fists.

"Oooh, you're clenching your fists at me... now I'm scared..."

Kagome hit the OFF button, cutting off Kikyo, and sat down again next to a sobbing Inuyasha, "He was just a little dog... he didn't deserve it... he just didn't..."

There was a muffled sound coming from the TV, but it sounded something like, "It should've been you on that TV," and Inuyasha broke into more tears than before.

(A/N: poor Inuyasha...)

Kagome sighed, picked up the TV, and carried it to the river with Inuyasha curiously following, though still covering his eyes.

SPLASH!!!!!!!!!

ZZT!!!!!!!!!

Kagome dusted of her hands, "Well, that's the end of that cheesy show... now how about we eat us some TV dinners...?"

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Very short chapter, but like I said, I'm brain dead at this point. It's 1:54. *yawn* Only... three more chapters to... go... *snore*