Do You Like Bgawk?
By: Margaret Granado
Author's Notes: I'm an EVIL writer!!! I pray and pray and pray that you will all forgive me for taking so long to put out a chapter!!!! *bows until I get arthritis in my back* Well, I hope that you like this chapter.
Author's Complaints/Excuses: Well, I'm hoping to put out more chapters in the following week. I'm FINALLY on summer vacation so I will have more time and I have regained my ability to stay up late. Right now, it's 3:28AM and I'm just a LITTLE tired. PLUS I have to get up tomorrow about 9 because my friend is coming over. My three best friends and I were SUPPOSED to be going to the lake, but my friend Elizabeth, couldn't come cuz her parents hate me... well, I don't know if that's true, but they sure act like it. Anyway, my two other best friends are still coming over and one of them is over right now... but Tiffany is sleeping. LOL! I should be doing that too, but whatever. So, Whitney is coming over at 9 and we're gonna spend the day together watching movies and that sorta stuff. It's gonna be fun. Anyway, ya'll probably stopped reading this, so I'm gonna stop. I hope ya'll enjoy this chapter!
This chapter is brought to you by... me... cuz now, it's 4:00 in the morning (I had to read my other chapters to see what ideas I've already used) and I'm a little tired. But, I have enough energy to put out a pretty good sized chapter. So, this is something that my friend, Whitney, and I say all the time... have fun reading.
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"Wow, it's been over a month since Kikyo bothered us..." Kagome said as she stretched lazily under the summer sun.
(A/N: I'm writing this as if it was in my own time)
"I know... it's so weird. I mean, one day, she's coming once every hour and now, she's just... poof - gone," Sango agreed.
"WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"Ya'll jinxed us!" Miroku yelled, "Look what you guys did!!!!!!"
(A/N: *yawn* I'm gonna get some sugar... then, I'll put out a better chapter *goes into kitchen in search of anything involving sugar* Um... *finds Sweet-N-Low* This works! *comes back* Okay, I'm ready!!!!)
"Sorry..." Kagome and Sango said in unison.
(A/N: *finds candy cane at bottom of computer drawer from X-Mas* Hm... *chomp* ... don't give me that look! I'm doing this for YOU! ... hey, this actually isn't that bad... okay, WAY too many Author's Notes!! I'll stop now unless it's helpful stuff to help you understand what I'm talking about!)
Before Kikyo could say anything, Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Let me guess - you've become something we can't beat, you're almighty, and we should fear you..."
"BGAWK!"
"Hm... I didn't see that one coming..." Inuyasha commented looking at the chicken at his feet.
"BGAWK! BGAWK! BGAWK! B-B-BGAWK!!!!"
"Can't you speak English?" Shippo questioned.
"Yes, but I happen to like talking like a chicken..."
"Well, when you spend your whole life being a head of one..." Inuyasha mumbled under his breath.
"ARE YOU CALLING ME A CHICKEN HEAD????"
"Maybe..." Inuyasha muttered before clearing his throat. Then, he said in between fake coughs, "*cough* loser *cough*"
"YOU REALLY PISS ME OFF YOU F***ING B*****D!!"
"POTTY MOUTH!! POTTY MOUTH!!!! POTTY MOUTH!!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!!!" Shippo shouted as he ran around in circles.
"OOOOHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TURKEY!!!!!! HERE TURKEY, TURKEY!!! I WON'T EAT YE!!!!!!!" Kaede came running out of the hut with her arms outstretched.
"Oh my gosh!!!! What is she doing???" the chicken said as it began to try and flap away, "Get away from me you old hag!! I'm not a freaking turkey! I'm a chicken!!!!!! Stop drooling!!!!!!!!"
*laughter*
Kaede laughed a retarded sounding laugh that you can only make if you're highly excited/amused about, "Gobble, gobble little friend...!!!!!"
*laughter*
"I'M SCUUUURED!!!!!!"
(A/N: That's like saying scared in a funny way... that's how I say it)
*laughter*
"SAVE ME YOU FREAKS!!!!!!!!!! DON'T JUST STAND THERE LAUGHING!!!!!!!"
*more laughter*
"DO YOU FIND THIS FUNNY????"
"Here little gobble, gobble!!!!!!" Kaede was meanwhile trying to catch the 'turkey'.
(A/N: Don't forget in past chapters Kaede has had a fixation with turkeys... she didn't talk for a week because she ate too many..."
"Okay, Kaede... that's enough. Let the sack of mud alone," Kagome said through her laughter.
"Ye are no fun..." Kaede's shoulders slumped and she dragged herself back to the hut in sorrow.
"Okay, so let's play a game!" Kagome suggested.
"Sure... how do you play?" Shippo questioned.
"Well, it's really simple. I'm gonna sing a song and ya'll kinda act out what I'm singing... on Kikyo!" Kagome explained.
Everyone excitedly agreed and she began singing. (A/N: I'm using Only Hope by Switchfoot... no, Mandy Moore didn't write it. I'm using this song because... I like this song and it's what's playing on my MusicMatchJukebox right now. Anyway, I'm just using the chorus)
Kagome crooned: (A/N: Remember, that's just a fancy word for sing)
"So I lay my head back down..."
Miroku rammed his head into the chicken.
"OW!!!!!!!! YOU FREAK!!!!!!!! WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT FOR???"
Her voice rang, "And I lift my hands..."
Inuyasha raised his hands in the air and banged them as hard as he could onto the chicken.
Kagome sang, "And pray..."
Sango got on her knees and placed her hands together in prayer, "Dear LORD, please make Kikyo leave us alone... maybe hit her with a lightning bolt? We'd be forever grateful... we just want to live in peace. In your name... Amen."
BOOM!!!!!!
"WHERE THE HECK DID THAT STUPID THUNDERBOLT COME FROM??? THERE'S NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY!!!!!!"
Kagome continued, "To be only yours... I pray... to be only yours..."
Inuyasha wrapped his arms around Kagome and whispered, "I love your voice."
A blush came to her cheeks but she finished, "I know now you're my only hope..."
With those last words, Inuyasha craned his neck down and placed a soft kiss on Kagome's lips. (A/N: Don't you just love em?)
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME INUYASHA!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU???"
"He's half..." Shippo said.
"I'm not cheating on you because we haven't been together in over 50 years... get over it," Inuyasha growled with his arms still around Kagome, "I love Kagome now... not you."
"I WILL NOT HAVE THIS!!!!!!"
*fires come up from the ground around the chicken*
"I HAVE TAKEN ENOUGH FROM YOU!!!!! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO BETRAY ME AGAIN!!!!!!!"
With all the ruckus, Kaede stuck her head out the door and spotted a certain someone..., "TURKEY!!!!!!!! EVEN BETTER!!!!!! ROASTED TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT THE-"
CHOMP!!!!
Kaede rubbed her stomach, "Mmm! I love turkeys!"
~*~*~
So how did ya'll like that? Good? Bad? Again, I'm sorry for not updating sooner! But please review! I miss all my reviews that came pouring in when I updated!
Author's Notes: I'm an EVIL writer!!! I pray and pray and pray that you will all forgive me for taking so long to put out a chapter!!!! *bows until I get arthritis in my back* Well, I hope that you like this chapter.
Author's Complaints/Excuses: Well, I'm hoping to put out more chapters in the following week. I'm FINALLY on summer vacation so I will have more time and I have regained my ability to stay up late. Right now, it's 3:28AM and I'm just a LITTLE tired. PLUS I have to get up tomorrow about 9 because my friend is coming over. My three best friends and I were SUPPOSED to be going to the lake, but my friend Elizabeth, couldn't come cuz her parents hate me... well, I don't know if that's true, but they sure act like it. Anyway, my two other best friends are still coming over and one of them is over right now... but Tiffany is sleeping. LOL! I should be doing that too, but whatever. So, Whitney is coming over at 9 and we're gonna spend the day together watching movies and that sorta stuff. It's gonna be fun. Anyway, ya'll probably stopped reading this, so I'm gonna stop. I hope ya'll enjoy this chapter!
This chapter is brought to you by... me... cuz now, it's 4:00 in the morning (I had to read my other chapters to see what ideas I've already used) and I'm a little tired. But, I have enough energy to put out a pretty good sized chapter. So, this is something that my friend, Whitney, and I say all the time... have fun reading.
~*~*~
"Wow, it's been over a month since Kikyo bothered us..." Kagome said as she stretched lazily under the summer sun.
(A/N: I'm writing this as if it was in my own time)
"I know... it's so weird. I mean, one day, she's coming once every hour and now, she's just... poof - gone," Sango agreed.
"WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"Ya'll jinxed us!" Miroku yelled, "Look what you guys did!!!!!!"
(A/N: *yawn* I'm gonna get some sugar... then, I'll put out a better chapter *goes into kitchen in search of anything involving sugar* Um... *finds Sweet-N-Low* This works! *comes back* Okay, I'm ready!!!!)
"Sorry..." Kagome and Sango said in unison.
(A/N: *finds candy cane at bottom of computer drawer from X-Mas* Hm... *chomp* ... don't give me that look! I'm doing this for YOU! ... hey, this actually isn't that bad... okay, WAY too many Author's Notes!! I'll stop now unless it's helpful stuff to help you understand what I'm talking about!)
Before Kikyo could say anything, Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Let me guess - you've become something we can't beat, you're almighty, and we should fear you..."
"BGAWK!"
"Hm... I didn't see that one coming..." Inuyasha commented looking at the chicken at his feet.
"BGAWK! BGAWK! BGAWK! B-B-BGAWK!!!!"
"Can't you speak English?" Shippo questioned.
"Yes, but I happen to like talking like a chicken..."
"Well, when you spend your whole life being a head of one..." Inuyasha mumbled under his breath.
"ARE YOU CALLING ME A CHICKEN HEAD????"
"Maybe..." Inuyasha muttered before clearing his throat. Then, he said in between fake coughs, "*cough* loser *cough*"
"YOU REALLY PISS ME OFF YOU F***ING B*****D!!"
"POTTY MOUTH!! POTTY MOUTH!!!! POTTY MOUTH!!!! POTTY MOUTH!!! POTTY MOUTH!!!!" Shippo shouted as he ran around in circles.
"OOOOHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TURKEY!!!!!! HERE TURKEY, TURKEY!!! I WON'T EAT YE!!!!!!!" Kaede came running out of the hut with her arms outstretched.
"Oh my gosh!!!! What is she doing???" the chicken said as it began to try and flap away, "Get away from me you old hag!! I'm not a freaking turkey! I'm a chicken!!!!!! Stop drooling!!!!!!!!"
*laughter*
Kaede laughed a retarded sounding laugh that you can only make if you're highly excited/amused about, "Gobble, gobble little friend...!!!!!"
*laughter*
"I'M SCUUUURED!!!!!!"
(A/N: That's like saying scared in a funny way... that's how I say it)
*laughter*
"SAVE ME YOU FREAKS!!!!!!!!!! DON'T JUST STAND THERE LAUGHING!!!!!!!"
*more laughter*
"DO YOU FIND THIS FUNNY????"
"Here little gobble, gobble!!!!!!" Kaede was meanwhile trying to catch the 'turkey'.
(A/N: Don't forget in past chapters Kaede has had a fixation with turkeys... she didn't talk for a week because she ate too many..."
"Okay, Kaede... that's enough. Let the sack of mud alone," Kagome said through her laughter.
"Ye are no fun..." Kaede's shoulders slumped and she dragged herself back to the hut in sorrow.
"Okay, so let's play a game!" Kagome suggested.
"Sure... how do you play?" Shippo questioned.
"Well, it's really simple. I'm gonna sing a song and ya'll kinda act out what I'm singing... on Kikyo!" Kagome explained.
Everyone excitedly agreed and she began singing. (A/N: I'm using Only Hope by Switchfoot... no, Mandy Moore didn't write it. I'm using this song because... I like this song and it's what's playing on my MusicMatchJukebox right now. Anyway, I'm just using the chorus)
Kagome crooned: (A/N: Remember, that's just a fancy word for sing)
"So I lay my head back down..."
Miroku rammed his head into the chicken.
"OW!!!!!!!! YOU FREAK!!!!!!!! WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT FOR???"
Her voice rang, "And I lift my hands..."
Inuyasha raised his hands in the air and banged them as hard as he could onto the chicken.
Kagome sang, "And pray..."
Sango got on her knees and placed her hands together in prayer, "Dear LORD, please make Kikyo leave us alone... maybe hit her with a lightning bolt? We'd be forever grateful... we just want to live in peace. In your name... Amen."
BOOM!!!!!!
"WHERE THE HECK DID THAT STUPID THUNDERBOLT COME FROM??? THERE'S NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY!!!!!!"
Kagome continued, "To be only yours... I pray... to be only yours..."
Inuyasha wrapped his arms around Kagome and whispered, "I love your voice."
A blush came to her cheeks but she finished, "I know now you're my only hope..."
With those last words, Inuyasha craned his neck down and placed a soft kiss on Kagome's lips. (A/N: Don't you just love em?)
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME INUYASHA!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU???"
"He's half..." Shippo said.
"I'm not cheating on you because we haven't been together in over 50 years... get over it," Inuyasha growled with his arms still around Kagome, "I love Kagome now... not you."
"I WILL NOT HAVE THIS!!!!!!"
*fires come up from the ground around the chicken*
"I HAVE TAKEN ENOUGH FROM YOU!!!!! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO BETRAY ME AGAIN!!!!!!!"
With all the ruckus, Kaede stuck her head out the door and spotted a certain someone..., "TURKEY!!!!!!!! EVEN BETTER!!!!!! ROASTED TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT THE-"
CHOMP!!!!
Kaede rubbed her stomach, "Mmm! I love turkeys!"
~*~*~
So how did ya'll like that? Good? Bad? Again, I'm sorry for not updating sooner! But please review! I miss all my reviews that came pouring in when I updated!
