Author's note (dreamaker): Hello guys! Sorry if the first chapter was short. Treat it as a prologue. Only 17 will still be continued as always. Hope you like this lot!
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Disclaimer: dreamaker13 and darkvader69 do not own HP or the school that is indicated in this fic.
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Warning: There will be a lot of craziness in this fic which may cause a stomach ache. If you cannot bear, please read another fic.
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Last Time:
Everyone started talking again and Ms. Cora suddenly said, "Shut up all of you or you're in trouble!" Everyone shut up and looked at Ms. Cora who had a list in her hands. They also noticed the people who were standing at the side of the Learning Center, staring at the wing. The team leader looked at the list and started to read, "OK. Here are the sections."
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Harry Potter and The Crazy Bene Students: 6th Grade
Chapter 2
"And the sections are..."
"Out of my way!" Someone pushed Ms. Cora with her rear which caused Ms. Cora to stumble down and bump into a greasy haired fellow.
"Who are you?!" Ms. Cora said frantically as she squirmed in the arms of her greasy captor. "Who are you people?"
"Severus," The person who pushed Ms. Cora said sternly.
"Yes, my goddess of wisdom?"
"Severus, not here." The invader whispered to her companion. Ms. Cora looked from the invader to the greasy haired fellow called Severus. They were very odd looking. They were both wearing something like robes and the invader had a pointy hat on.
"Where is the scroll, Severus?"
"What scroll?"
"The one I gave you before we apparated from Hogwarts."
Severus scratched his head in thought for a moment with a confused face then suddenly said, "Oh, that scroll. Well, um," He was now fidgeting and looking down at the floor suddenly thinking that the yellow designs of the tiles were very interesting.
"Severus, where is it?" Severus was quiet.
"Severus..." She said with a menacing tone. Severus looked up then said in a quiet voice, "Well, Minerva, remember the girl on the street?"
"Yes..."
"And remember the fancy quill you gave me for my birthday?"
"Yes," Minerva said a bit softer.
"And remember what we did after the party?"
"Yes." Minerva said dreamily.
"And remember how you writhed beneath me?"
"Yes! Yes!"
"And remember how-"
"Okay! That's enough! No more disgusting visions!" A red haired guy from behind them said while covering his ears. "That vision will be permanently printed in my mind. I'm scarred for life!" He said like a madman.
The two straightened up and faced the assembly of students who were gaping at them like they have seen a ghost. Minerva cleared her throat and started talking. "Well, since my companion here has obviously lost the list of sections as to where the following students will be placed so I have no other choice but to-"
"Wait a minute!"
Everyone turned to Ms. Cora who was still confined in Severus' arms, squirming. Minerva didn't like this at all. the only person who could be in Severus' arms was she and she alone.
"Who are you and what are you doing to my team?!"
Minerva and Severus looked at each other with confusion. "Team? What team?" Severus said as he looked at the students looking at them. "I don't see them wearing Quidditch robes and holding brooms. How dare you call this a team and they're too many! they're muggles for heaven sakes!"
"Not that kind of team you dimwit!" Everyone gasped as the ever strict Ms. Cora screamed the insult. Minerva then frowned. "No one talks to my Sevy that way!" With that, she pointed her wand towards Ms. Cora. "Avada Kedavra." And Ms, Cora was blasted into smithereens.
Minerva blew at the top of her wand like it was a gun, posed sexily and said seductively, "Bulls eye." Severus' eyes widened at Minerva as he pulled her to him and disappeared with a pop.
The exchange students looked at each other. "What are we going to do now?" The red head from earlier said. The other students shrugged but a bushy haired girl spoke up. "Maybe we could just pick our sections."
"And how will we do that?" A blonde male student asked in irritation.
"How 'bout we try eeny-meeny-miny-mo?" suggested a dark haired boy with a scar on his forehead shaped as a lightning.
The other students just shrugged, mumbled a quick, "Okay." and followed the guy's idea. And eventually, got their sections.
In a closet somewhere...
*moan*
"Severus! Not there! It tickles!" *giggle*
"Oh, you mean...here?" *moan* *chuckle*
"Severus!"
"Minerva!"
"SEVERUS!"
"MINERVA!"
"SEVERUS!!!"
"What?"
"You're stepping on my foot!"
"Oh."
"Now, shall we continue?"
"Oh yeah!"
And I will not go any further. Whatever disgusting image, that will haunt you at night, comes into your mind, do not sue us. I'm not the one that put the details. They are merely dialogues.
Dreamaker: Yup! That's me! Okay. I know it's crazy but I can't help it! I hope this is long enough for you.
Additional Notes:
1. Like my other fic, there will be a lot of OOCness in this fic.
2. Your favorite couples will be in here.
3. Believe me.
Okay, no more answering of reviews. Very tiring. I'm gonna sleep now while darkvader makes the next chapter. We'll see what will happen
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