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Sorry it took so long to get this chapter out. Problems with the Internet service. Oh, and an hour of writer's block. This is more of a comedy part, but pay attention because there's some important things in this story. You get to find them and remember them. ;) Now I'm starting to sound like my English teacher L
N Chapter 3: Dr. Lobo's Cuddles N
Vegeta bolted into the kitchen, still stunned from the incident in the lab. His pride was hurt, but the fact that Bulma, the woman with a ki level lower than Master Roshi's Turtle, had just thrown him into the wall without any effort was totally…how could he put it…incomprehensible. What was this thing in their blood? Was that why his ki had increased tenfold? He had read the reports while Bulma had them, but he couldn't understand all of the scientific crap, leaving him less knowledgeable as he had been before, and leaving him even more confused. He growled, he could still hear the stupid onna laughing her head off down in the lab. Why could he still hear her? Oh, yes, that was right, his hearing had become more acute. How he didn't know, but it probably had to do with that virus. After grabbing a quick bite to eat he went off to train in the gravity chamber, forgetting everything else for that moment as he tried to reach his ultimate goal, to become a Super Saiyan.
After Bulma got up off the floor and called for some handymen to fix the wall, she headed for the kitchen. After eating a meal large enough to feed all the Ethiopians in Ethiopia (where else?), she headed for her lab to work on some new ideas she had thought up during the night.
3 Days Later…
Dr. Briefs called in his daughter and their houseguest. Vegeta reluctantly followed Bulma down to the lab. He could smell an unfamiliar male in with the usual scent of Dr. Briefs. Dr. Briefs opened up his private lab's door and waved them in. The new man reminded Vegeta of a raisin, his skin was very wrinkly. He had about the same power level as one too, Vegeta thought.
"Bulma, Vegeta, this is Dr. Lobo. Dr. Lobo, this is Bulma and that is Vegeta. Dr. Lobo is an expert on Lycanthropy. He read your case and has studied several other cases like it."
"Yes, well, yours is phery similar to other cases I'ph studied in the past. Only a few have biological specimens or material. And with so many scientists baffled by your cases, I was sure it wasn't a hoax. Especially after I studied a blood sample myself. Which one of you was the one that saw the man turn into a wolf?" Vegeta was annoyed by the man's squeaky voice and strange accent. With that voice, beady eyes, and his small stature, he reminded Vegeta of an overgrown rat. As usual, he chose not to answer and stood there in his usual I'm better than you so don't push me way. Bulma spoke for him.
"Vegeta did." The man, what was his name again? Hobo? Bobo? Lobo, that was it, turned his beady little eyes on Vegeta.
"Are you sure you saw the man turn into a wolf or could he of had a pet dog that ran out to protect him?" Stupid baka human.
"Of course I saw the man turn into a wolf. I would of heard or smelled a Kami damned dog if there was one in there!" Vegeta was getting irritable.
"Hmmm…" he turned to Dr. Briefs, "Does he haph a history of mental illnesses? I found tons of information on your daughter, but none on this man." Dr. Briefs shook his head, looking a little nervous.
"Good. Haph you felt any different after the wolf attacked you?"
"Yes. Both Vegeta and I have been sensitive to stimuli. I don't know about Vegeta, but my strength has increase dramatically. Oh, and I eat more than I ever have in my whole life. And I crave raw meat." Bulma made a disgusted face at the thought, but she did.
"How about body hair?" Bulma gave the doctor a funny look. "Nani!?"
"Has your body hair increased? Do you haph it now where you'ph never had it before?" The casual tone the doctor used alarmed Bulma even more.
"What do you need to know that for?!"
"Well, an increase in body hair is a symptom of the disease." Bulma settled a little at the explanation.
"I really haven't noticed."
"And you sir?" He questioned Vegeta. Vegeta just glared at both men, making Dr. Briefs very, very, very, very uncomfortable. But Dr. Lobo didn't even wince. Either he was incredibly stupid or incredibly brave.
"Hummhh?" The old man was persistent.
"Yes," Vegeta replied quickly.
"Uh-huh! He talks! Haph you also had an increase in strength?" Vegeta growled something that sounded like a "yes".
"Now, I hafe this little dog that is specially trained to attack anything that smells like a wolf. In theory, a person who is bitten by a werewolf you obtain the scent of it. Both of you have taken a bath haven't you?" Bulma nodded enthusiastically while Vegeta only replied with a grunt. Dr. Lobo went behind the desk. He put on a full K-9 Squad training outfit, Dr. Briefs quickly exited the office. Dr. Lobo looked up through his hockey mask, seeing to very confused faces. "Just in case he gets a little too rambunctious. Click. Dr. Lobo quickly jumped up onto the desk, holding what seemed to be a dog muzzle miniature sized. From behind the desk came a teeny, tiny little Yorkshire Terrier. It bared its teeth, showing tiny little yellowing teeth. And it growled. The growling sent Vegeta into a fit of laughter. While Vegeta laughed at the pathetic little creature, Bulma quickly stood up on the chair. Vegeta, never truly seeing a dog let alone a little one, did not know the viciousness and speed of the toy dogs. He soon found a set of tiny teeth and jaws clamped onto his fifth appendage. There was pain, but not the immobilizing pain that usually occurred. He swung at the dog, but was amazed at the speed and agility of the little beast as it twisted and jumped away, a little black blur speeding away. Bulma and Dr. Lobo quickly exited the office, both knowing that this could get ugly, very ugly. Mighty mutt kept running around the Saiyan prince, making him feel slightly dizzy. He started to get angry. "Enough of this! I will not lower myself to fighting stuffed animals." He headed towards the exit, only to be tripped by Mini Fido. As soon as he hit the floor the little dog dragged him behind the desk. Passerbies could see fur and spandex flying everywhere. Vegeta tried to climb over the desk, only to be dragged back down. Vegeta finally gathered enough energy to blow away the dog without destroying the lab. After this incident he didn't want to have to listen to Bulma complaining about the destroyed lab. He got up and looked for the little dog, which was hovering to his left. He could have sworn the little bugger's fur had just turned blonde and its eyes turned teal as its power level skyrocketed. He must have hit his head while fighting with it. Yeah, that was it, he hit his head. He glanced at it, back to normal. The little beast charged, but not before Vegeta Final Flashed Fluffy, which flew through the roof and out of sight. Vegeta watched for a couple of seconds, sensing nothing, he got up and dusted himself of. The creature had ripped off most of his clothing, showing some things that shouldn't be shown in public. He quickly grabbed a lab coat that was still partially intact. All he needed was for Bulma to start screaming about indecent exposure; he already had a big enough headache. He walked out, chest out and shoulders back, as if nothing had happened. The Briefs, the technicians, and Dr. Lobo stared in astonishment at the scene that had played out in front of them, along with the fact a very sexy looking Saiyan was all but naked in front of them. Vegeta broke the silence, "What is it with your baka canines and attacking me?" Bulma almost laughed, he looked worse than he had after his fight with Freeza. Cute Ass! Bulma thought, scolding herself afterwards.
Later the Briefs were informed that Cuddles was found in Idaho and that he would be fine, just a little fur was burnt off. Vegeta growled something about finding the stupid baka dog and blasting it to the "next dimension".
Happy ending huh? What tortures does the good doctor have in for the couple? Did I say tortures? I mean tests.
