THE STRANGE OBJECT FROM SPACE

By capgamer

It was an ordinary day in the mushroom kingdom. Princess Peach was giving a speech on the blooper menace bubbling from the toilets. Mario was eating a wedding cake he stole. Luigi was panicking and running around in circles. And Bowser was pondering on how to kill Mario and steal the princess.

Suddenly, a strange object fell from the sky and landed in the turtle-king's lap. He stared at it, felt its shape, tossed in the air, caught it, and flushed it down the toilet. The toilet stopped working. So, Bowser called the plumber.

Mario and Luigi were the only plumbers around, so their phone rang. Luigi went to get the phone, tripped, and started running around in circles panicking that he wouldn't be able to answer the phone if he kept panicking. Mario got the phone. He told Bowser that he would be right over.

Mario got to the castle and got up stairs. He went to the toilet and got out his plunger. He kept sucking, and sucking, but nothing happened. So, he stuck his hand in. He could feel the offending object, but could not dislodge it.

He found that his hand was caught. He stuck the other hand in and accidentally nudged the flusher with his elbow. Due to the increased sucking power of the toilet made for Bowser's big piles of poop, the object and Mario's hands were flushed down the toilet. Mario, due to the excessive pain stumbled backwards and fell out of the window and died.

PROLOUGE

Mario's bloody corpse was cremated later that week. Luigi committed suicide because he had no money to pay for a proper funeral. Bowser kidnapped the princess, but because nobody saved her, they fell in love. Toad became a ruling dictator of the Mushroom Kingdom and tortured anyone who spoke against him.

THE END