Disclaimer: *shoves Nick out * I guess I have to do the disclaimer

Disclaimer: *shoves Nick out * I guess I have to do the disclaimer. Okay, here goes. Kelly does not own DBZ if she did, well she wouldn't be writing here. She'd probably be sitting on her lazy bum, much like she is doing now and…*gets jerked back off stage*

Thanks to all of you that reviewed. I'm slowly making my way slowly to the exciting part. If I just suddenly threw in the exciting part (EP) then you'd be questioning me on how they could do this and where they learned that…Blah! Blah! Blah! So keep reading and reviewing and I'll keep writing and boring you with my pointless story. J

Chapter 12: Magic & A Kiss

Everything seemed to settle down a t Capsule Corp. Except for the fact there was now werewolves and gnomes living in the house. Bulma and Vegeta continued to fight, Nick constantly got the evil eye from Bulma because of what came to be know as "the Incident". Vegeta continued to train nonstop, acting like nothing else was important except for becoming more powerful and defeating…yep, you guessed it, Kakkorott. Mrs. Briefs made clothes for little Pip, which he was amazed by the bright colors and "shinies" on it.

While everything seemed normal on the inside, the tension and general feel of foreboding danger kept the Z-Fighters ready. They didn't know anything about their enemy but from what Nick told them. And he wasn't much help because he used brute strength and magic instead of ki. Nick taught everyone some warding spells and reversals, just in case.

And today wasn't any different from any other day as Nick attempted to teach the Z-Fighters some magic.

"Now, today we're going to learn to transform objects into other objects."

"I already can do that," Piccolo grumbled. Everyone stared at him. "What? I changed Gohan's tail into a sword!" Piccolo said defensively.

"Ummm…OK then, since Piccolo already knows how to do this then I'll teach all of you. Now, repeat after me. Transmorgiritum." Everyone repeated after him, or attempted to. "Now, do as I do." He moved his hands in a funny motion. Everyone tried it, I said tried. Krillian ended up twisting his wrist, Vegeta "accidentally smacked Bulma; in turn, Bulma "accidentally" hit at Vegeta, missing and punching Yamcha in the jaw. Goku was concentrating hard on doing the little movement; Gohan did it perfectly on the first try (the mime class ChiChi made him take really paid off, Chaotzu was an excellent teacher). Piccolo, while getting slammed into by Yamcha, poked Tien in his third eye; Chaotzu was squished underneath the two large men and a giant green alien, little arms a flailing out from underneath the pile. Nick sweat dropped, while Vegeta laughed evilly and Bulma was blue in the face from laughing.

After getting everything under control and getting the move and pronunciation of the spell down pact, Nick decided to attempt to teach them how to use it.

"Okay, now decide what you want to turn your Q-tip into. I'm going to change mine into a needle. It's something simple and useful. Now watch. Transmorgiritum Needle!" He did the little hand wave and Presto! I was a needle. Once again, like a good little class, everyone tried. Goku's Q-tip changed into a four-course meal; Gohan's a science book. Tien's changed into a three lens pair of glasses; Chaotzu attempted to change his into a bunny, which was literally now a cottontail. Yamcha attempted to change his into a woman, but she had cotton in her bra and had a pin-shaped head. Master Roshi and Oolong, who magically appeared at the beginning of the lesson, well if you're a true DBZ fan you should know this. Yes, they changed a huge package (150+) into a bunch of hentai magazines. They sat there, noses bleeding, looking at the centerfolds. Now onto our favorite couple. Bulma was watching Vegeta wearily. He had that evil glint in his eye, and for some reason she wanted to be on the other side of the galaxy. But wait, two could play at this game. An evil smirk crossed her lips. Vegeta was disconcerted for a microsecond. Both of them turned to face each other, evil grins on both of their faces. Both of them raised their hands in readiness.

"Bulma and Vegeta, umm…what are you guys doing?" Nick asked, fear lacing his voice. Both ignored him and were locked in what could become a deadly staring came.

"Trans-mor-giri-tum!" Both said at the same time. Bulma said kitten while Vegeta said something indiscernible. Everyone now stared down in awe. A blue-haired down and a spiky-haired, black kitten stood hissing and barking at each other. Mrs. Briefs of course took that time to come out into the yard with some refreshments.

"I thought since you guys were out here working so hard I'd bring you something. It's my best lemonade. Where's Bulma and Vegeta? Oh! Look at those adorable animals!" She bent down and scratched the dog behind the ears and picked up the kitten. She rubbed the kitten's belly, even with the cat's attempts to escape. Man, this woman has an iron grip for a pathetic Earthling female. I'm going to get that baka onna for this! She finally put him down and he scampered as far away from her as possible. As he was running he noticed movement out of the corner of his eye. A Mouse! He gave chase and ran after the little rodent.

Everyone watched as the little kitten ran off towards the road after a little field mouse.

"I think we should go get him before…" Screech! Crash! Bang! Yeow! "…he gets out onto the road. Oh man, did they get him? I don't see any guts?" Krillian questioned, looking all around. The car that slammed into a nearby car to avoid the fuzzy kitty sped off. Everyone searched for the Saiyan cat. The blue-haired dog barked up a tree. Everyone looked up to see Vegeta, hair on his back sticking six feet up into the air, eyes wide in shock. Everyone decided Goku should get him down, since he was a Super Sayain and all. He'd go untouched by the little kitty's small claws. When Goku came back, Vegeta had all four feet attached to his scalp. Goku was all bloody and torn, clothes ragged with multiple scratches.

"Nick, you can change them back right?" Goku asked pitifully.

"Yes." He quickly murmured the reversal spell and waited for the haelstrom to begin. Both came out of their forms screaming at each other.

"You changed me into a bitch didn't you, what you said was the Saiyan word for bitch wasn't it?" Bulma screamed in fury.

"You are one, may as be in your true form." Everyone tuned them out, used to their endless bickering.

Everyone had dissapeared into the house and were going about their own business. Bulma and Vegeta were still fighting, now resorting to telling each other to shut up. Vegeta grabbed Bulma and kissed her deeply. Of course, smothered by his kiss and shock, she shut up. He smirked and talked against her lips.

"I know how to shut you up woman." With that he headed to the Gravity Room. Bulma still stood where she had been when he had kissed her. She gently touched her lips. There had been something there, hadn't there. No, she was just being stupid. I mean, she did just get over Yamcha. She shook her head and headed for the house. Her life was becoming too complicated.

Thought I forgot about Bulma and Vegeta didn't you?