Partially because I am so bored, but I have decided to follow Soul Eater. Except that FF.net has banned 'Ask…' fics and Soul Eater's fic is definitely that. So… ALL QUESTIONS SHALL BE ANSWERED THROUGH AND INCORPORATED INTO A FIC!

        As an example, I will use my recent letter to Kurt in Soul Eater's fic:

MARRY AMANDA! MARRY AMANDA! AND HAVE KYOOT ELF BABIES!
SLI
P.S. Do you know what Kurtism is?

And now, the fic:

        Kurt Wagner was blissfully walking his girlfriend, Amanda Sefton, home from school. But he had the odd feeling of being watched. He pulled Amanda closer to him as they passed a secluded, solitary, miasmic cemetery. And suddenly, an obviously deranged, extremely pale girl appeared out of the mist.

        "You…" the girl whispered, pointing at Kurt. "You must…marry Amanda. Marry her…" She pushed him towards Amanda, moaning softly. Abruptly she grabbed him and took hold of Amanda in the other hand.

        Bamf! They were in a church. But a very odd one indeed, even by an Atheist's standards. All blue, the hue of his fur, and… Was that a stained glass picture of HIM? Then the girl spoke.

        "Welcome to the Church of Nightcrawler," the girl murmured, her eerie voice echoing around the beautiful walls. She was now dressed in blue, standing behind a podium. The twosome was shocked to realize that they were now dressed in wedding clothes. "We are gathered here, on this day, to witness the marriage of our God, Kurt Wagner, and our Lady, Amanda Sefton."

        "WHAT?" screamed the couple. Suddenly, an angelic choir broke into song.

 "Oh let us see his tail
Oh let us see his tail
OH LET US SEE HIS TAIL!!!
OHHHHHH! Nightcrawler!

X-men!"

        Kurt whimpered. He didn't know what crazy religion this was, he just wanted to go home!

        "WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHH!" Kurt woke up in a cold sweat. Had it all been… just a dream? Surely it had… But more was to come.

Tada! The beginning… Hehehe… of the stalking… the questions…THE INSANITY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA!