After this chapter the best part is to come! Question 3 on the review is answered! Saiae goes insane! So does Impa, but I forgot to mention that an RV is hooked up to the bus and that's where every one else is (like Ingo, Malon, Talon, )

Saiae: (Screams and starts hitting Navi with her mallet in the casino)

Mc Tazy, Jena, Marine and Keyes try to hold her back

Link: (sits at the TV bar watching foot ball)

Tazy walks up to the bar and sits by Link

Tazy: Hi!

Link: hey.

Saiae: Furiously chases Navi around the poker tablefollowed by Mc, Keyes and Marine

Elite and grunt at slots grunt pulling slot lever while elite watches slot things spin around and around

Saiae: (gives up the chase and joins the men at the poker table) Is it alright if I join ya?

Guy #1: You! A women!? Playing poker! Are you kidding! Haha!

Saiae: (punches the guy out) Never mess with women

Godhand: Very nice punch you have girl, You may take his place.

Saiae: (walks towards the table standing when she gets to the spot in which the man had fallen)

Godhand: (deals out the cards)

Saiae: (picks her up looking at them.)

Godhand: (picks his up as well)

After awhile the last two players left were Godhand and Saiae. Tazy and Link at her side. Two beautiful women at Godhand's Side.

Saiae: (lays down a full house)

Godhand: Damn! (he lays down 2 jacks and 3 tens)

Saiae: no one, and I mean no one, messes with me.

Godhand: you're a very good player Saiae, My name's Godhand. I'm here in Las Vegas for awhile, I'm heading to Carson city.

Saiae: Same place my friends are going. How'd ya like to come with us?

Godhand: perhaps, so.

Saiae: then you're coming with us?

Godhand: yes.

Redead sucks life out of Elite's slot machine

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Mc: (Shoots Navi)

Navi: (Is unconscious)

Mange: (Walks in) Hey GH! (Looks at unconscious fairy) what the?

GH: long story.

Mc: I did that!

Cortana: 10 points for the master chief!

Mc: Yay!

Keyes: Yay for Chief!

GH: Well Mange, I'm going with these people to Carson. coming with?

Mange: Okay!

Malon and sheik walk over.

Malon: (rests her head on Sheik's shoulder)

Sheik: We ready to go?

Saiae: (nods then whistles for everybody to assemble in the parking lot)

_____________ON THE ROAD__________

Sheik and malon in trailor hooked onto the bus ingo in the empty seat beside Link, Tazy, and Saiae. With Mange and GH

Malon: Sheik! You need to get over your road sickness!

Sheik: I'm sorry Malon! I can't help it!

Malon hands him lon lon milk

Sheik drinks and doesn't barf until they reach the California beach.

___________On the bus!___________

Link and Tazy are asleep again

Godhand and Mange are playing strip poker

And Saiae's torturing Navi

Navi: HEY! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saiae beats Navi with her sword "Stupid Faery!"

Navi dies x.x

Saiae: I win!

MC is being hugged by Zelda

MC: Jena. if you don't help now. You'll have a stepmother o.o

Jena lifts up her pistol

MC: Not like that!

Jena: How?

Marine runs over to chief and tries pulling Zelda off but fails

MC: Nooo!!!

Poe and ganon are listening to Brittany spears

The bus stops and Spike, Faye, Jet, Ed, and Ein walk on and sit down

Faye notices Saiae, Mange, and Godhand playing poker Faye joins an hour later they're cussing at each other.

Link and Tazy run around screaming like grils as Redead chases them

Tazy clings to master chief "It's going to kil me!"

MC: AHHHHH!!! HELP!

Saiae foams at the mouth and stands on a seat every body stares at her

Impa is getting ticked off at Ganon And the Poe fighting over things and join Saiae's madness.