Love, Life & Owl Post
By AngelOfLove
To: Herm (Hermione Granger) "Daily Prophet Headquarters"
From: Gin (Ginny Weasley) "Gin's Gift Shop"
Subject: Found Apartment
Hey Herm,
I've found the perfect apartment. It's close to the 'Daily Prophet' HQ and it's near my gift shop, here in Hogsmede. I dragged Harry with me; you can tell he wasn't too pleased, considering there was a 'Chudley Cannons' game going on. It was live.. in front of the television. The apartment is one of those new ones, which were just built not too long ago. It's a three bedroom, fully furnished, with a kitchen, living room etc. I spoke with the agent in charge, (He's pretty cute, you know. I've got his number, if you'd like it) and he said that you should inspect the apartment (No. 36) before 5pm tomorrow, as they are very popular and going fast.
Ok, well I have to go,
Cya!
Gin
To: Gin (Ginny Weasley) "Gin's Gift Shop"
From: HP (Harry Potter) "Home"
Subject: What Were You Thinking?!
GINNY WEASLEY!
How could you drag me away from a 'Chudley Cannons' game? What were you thinking? It was the semi-final and I had to go house-hunting with you?! I'm not even going to live with you guys. What was wrong with your other apartment anyway?
I am absolutely furious,
HP
To: HP (Harry Potter) "Home"
From: Gin (Ginny Weasley)
Subject: Oh..Boo Hoo :'(
HP,
Go cry your heart out! : )
Gin
P.S. Love you!
To: Ron (Ronald Weasley) "Chudley Cannons Headquarters"
From: HP (Harry Potter) "Home"
Subject: Your Sister/My Girlfriend
Ron,
Could you please give me tickets next time to a game?
My girlfriend, who also happens to be you sister, dragged me house hunting with her, half way through the game! I'm not even moving in with Gin or Herm anyway, yet I was the one who had to come.
If you can get me any tickets, maybe I can hide among the crowd, so Gin won't find me and drag me away. I want tickets to the final, you hear. I place my reservation for some good seats now. It can't be that hard, can it, I mean, you are the manager of the team.
HP
P.S. Who won?
To: HP (Harry Potter) "Home"
From: Ron (Ronald Weasley) "Chudley Cannons Headquarters
Subject: My Sister/Your Girlfriend
Hey HP,
I've lived with Gin for a very long time. I can't believe you've only just figured out she's crazy. Don't tell her, of course, or she'll chuck a psycho and rally up all these girls to beat you up. Believe me, I've seen it happen. Poor, poor Colin. I'll never forget it for the rest of my life.
Anyway, I have your ticket for the final, right here in my hand. I got Gin one too : ) (Just kidding, thought like teasing you). You should come over for dinner sometime, Bec would love to see you again. How about tomorrow night?
Ron
P.S. 'Chudley Cannons' won, of course. Who else? Anyway, how would I have got your ticket for the final, if we didn't win this game?
P.P.S. Shouldn't you be at auror training? What are you doing sitting at home?
To: Josh (Joshua Roberts) "Puddlemere United Quidditch Team"
From: Ol (Oliver Wood) "The Three Broomsticks"
Subject: Hey!
Hey Josh!
What's up? I haven't talked to you for a while. Are you still with Jess?
I got a new make-over. Ok, I don't mean, I changed into a girl; just changed a few things.
I'm planning to buy one of those new apartments, close to where you live (Or use to, anyway). It was so damn freaky, the agent asked me to dinner. I mean, do I look gay to you? Oh wait, bad question, considering you haven't seen me lately. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being gay; look at Dan; he's my best friend, along with you, of course, and he's gay. But me? No way.
Anyway, I saw this girl there, a red head. I know her from somewhere, but I just can't seem to put my finger on it.
Well, I just wanted to see how you were doing.
Ol
To: Ol (Oliver Wood) "The Three Broomsticks"
From: Josh (Joshua Roberts) "Puddlemere United Quidditch Team"
Subject: Where On Earth Have You Been?
Hey Ol,
What do you mean, you haven't talked to me lately? I think it's actually been SIX YEARS!! For god's sake, where did you go? I mean, one day, you're playing for P.U. and the next day, you resign and is never heard of again. What could you have possibly been doing, especially when you had one of the best careers?
Tell me when you move in, 'cause I'll come visit you.
Yes, Jess and I are still together, for your information.
So, the agent liked you, hey. Your new make-over must be very much liked by gay men. Send me a photo, 'cause I'm curious how much, and what you've changed.
Now, about this red head girl, there's only three, I can think of. Here's a list of the possibilities:
Ginny Weasley, she owns a pretty nice gift shop, down in Hogsmede. Pity about the name, it's a bit too original for my liking; 'Gin's Gift Shop'. There's also Danielle Richards, who works at the 'Daily Prophet', or it could also have been Kiara Daley, quite the beauty this one, works as a model. (Don't you dare tell Jess, I said Kiara was hot or she'll kill me. Apparently, Jess and Kiara are worst enemies) Well, those three are the only I can think of.
Write to me soon, Ol and send a god damn photo as well.
Your supposedly best friend, Josh, who you never thought to contact during the six years that you vanished.
P.S. Why are you writing to me from 'The Three Broomsticks'?
To: Gin (Ginny Weasley) "Gin's Gift Shop"
From: Herm (Hermione Weasley) "Daily Prophet Headquarters"
Subject: Looks Good : )
Hi Gin!
How's business going at the moment?
I'm sorry I couldn't have replied sooner, but there have been so much things to do in the HQ. For example, writing about the Quidditch semi-final game and then there's the disappearance of Oliver Wood.
I went and saw the apartment. It's awesome, I love it. We should buy it soon. Ok, not about the agent; he is cute, I'd admit. He seems gay to me, though.
Why'd you drag HP? You didn't happen to drag him away from the 'Chudley Cannons' game, did you? He would be so mad at you if you did. HP would start writing to Ron about all his complaints and problems. I don't know why guys are so sensitive when it comes to Quidditch.
Anyway, I'll cut short, I'll cook dinner tonight, considering you have for the past three days. Ok, well I'll see you at home,
Herm
Author's Note: So, how was my first attempt at writing a fanfic? Please leave me a review with your comments, so I can know which areas are alright and which areas, I will need to improve on.
'Love, Life & Owl Post' Note: I do know that in the books, the letters are not written with a 'To:', 'From:' and 'Subject:' section. I just thought it might be a bit easier, understanding the story if there were those three titles before each letter.
Disclaimer: I do not own 'Harry Potter', 'Ginny Weasley', 'Hermione Granger', 'Ron Weasley', 'Oliver Wood', 'Hogsmede', 'Puddlemere United Quidditch Team', 'Chudley Cannons Quidditch Team', 'Daily Prophet' and 'The Three Broomsticks'. All of those listed above belong to their rightful owners, Ms. J.K. Rowling, Bloomsbury, Raincoast Books, Scholastic and Warner Bros. I do however own 'Bec', 'Jess', 'Josh Roberts' and 'Gin's Gift Shop'.
