Leah sat in fetal position in the corner, pouting because Obi-Wan didn't lover her. Tina had moved up really close to poor tied up Obi-Wan and was staring at his cheek. Anakin stood not far behind, jealously sulking.

Tina: Is your beard real? *Pokes Obi-Wan's cheek*

Obi-Wan, annoyed: YES! MAAAAAAASTER! Help!!

Tina proceeds in poking Obi-Wan's cheek, and Qui-Gon's ghost was pointing and laughing.

Leah: OOOOOOOOOBIIIIII!!!! *pouts*

Obi-Wan's eyes grow REALLY wide, and he attempts to back away, but only succeeds in knocking himself and the chair over.

Obi-Wan: Erm. a little help here?

Anakin walks up to Tina, and puts one arm over her protectively.

Anakin: *sniffs* When was the last time you took a shower, Master? Your feet really reek! Hey! Reek! Like that evil cow thingy I fought! One time.. *Rambles on*

Obi-Wan: HEY! It's not my fault! I have sensitive feet, it hurts to wash them, so.. *shrugs* I have never washed them.

Leia suddenly awakens.

Dazed Leia: Obi-Wan, did I just hear you say that.. You..you.. you never.. Bathe?

Obi-Wan, defensively: I do to! Just... not recently.

Everybody's eyes grow really wide. Tina's start to pop out of her head, but Anakin catches them.

Anakin, still holding one of Tina's eyes: Ping pong, any one? *sniggers*

Tina: *Takes eye back and puts in socket* Anakin, that's not nice!

Yoda: Learn, you must.. *cackles*

Vader: *groans* This is what left such emotional scars! *cries* NOT AGAIN!!!! NOOOOOOOOO! *faints*

Obi-Wan: YAY! Now I get the dress! *Somehow manages to use the Force to bring the dress over and put it on, yet still can't manage to get out of the chair.

Qui-Gon's ghost: HEEEY! YOU GOT THAT OUT OF MY CLOSET! *cries*

Obi-Wan: *Cheesy Smile* Who. me?

Obi-Wan's boots fall off. Tina runs over to smell his feet, while everybody but her and Anakin faint.

Anakin: And I have to live with it!