Tina looked at Obi-Wan.

Tina: Wow, how did you manage to run while still in your chair?

Obi-Wan: *looks down* I dunno! Hmmmm... *attempts to think*

Qui-Gon: *groans* Please don't make him think! He'll never be able to figure it out!

Anakin: Ugh, tell me about it!

Obi-Wan: HEY! I'm not that ditzy!

Leah: *coughs* Riiiight..

Obi-Wan: WAAAAAAAH! *cries*

Tina: *laughs*

Anakin: ..I'm thirsty!

Leah: Me too!

Tina: Yeah! Who's in for some Clearly Canadians? *takes a bunch of Clearly Canadians out of Seemingly Endless Robe Pocket * (A/N: Clearly Canadians are Leah and my favorite drink!)

Obi-Wan: WHOO! My fave!

Tina: What does this remind me of?

Leah: *laughs* ASSASSIN BOTTLE!

Everyone looks at Tina and Leah

Qui-Gon: What's an Assassin Bottle?

Tina and Leah look at eachother, and crack up.

Tina: Well, one time, we each got one of these, and mine fizzed allover my hand..

Leah: So I was teasing her about it, and I had already taken a drink..

Tina: So she was telling me about a time hers' had fizzed on the bus..

Leah: I had set mine down about fifteen seconds ago, and all of a sudden, like it was timed, mine exploded!

Tina: Literally! The cap blew off! It was amusing!

Obi-Wan: *stares untrustingly at his bottle*

Qui-Gon: *pokes Obi-Wan's bottle*

Anakin: Okay, I don't think it's gonna explode!

Tina: It would have about.. *looks at watch* 0.00000003 seconds ago!

Suddenly, Obi-Wan's bottle explodes!

Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!!!! DUCK!!!! ASSASSIN BOTTLE!!!!

In a poof of Clearly Canadian, Padmé appeared!!! *Dah, dah, dah! Evil music!*

Anakin: *screams like a girl*

Vader: *screams like a foot*

Obi-Wan: *screams like a microphone*

Qui-Gon: *screams like a pencil*

Shmi: *screams like a book*

Yoda: *Screams backwards*

Luke: *screams like a hairbrush*

Leia: *screams like a keychain*

Leah: *Screams like a paperclip*

Padmé: I'm all sticky!

Anakin: Hey. wait a minute.. Do paperclips scream?

Leah: yes.

Tina: *glares at Padmé* HE'S MINE!

Padmé: Who is?

Anakin: *whistles and looks away*

Tina: Anakin!

Anakin: *groans*

Padmé: NO!!!! He is MINE!

Tina: MINE!

Padmé: MINE!

Tina: MIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!! *runs at Padmé with Anakin's lightsaber in hand*

Padmé: Oh no, you don't! *ignites a.. pen?!* Oops.. Wrong item.. *throws* Hmm.. *looks in pocket and throws random objects she got out of it in the air*

Anakin: HEY! My hair brush!!

Padmé: Hehehe.. *hides behind Leah*

Anakin: Grrrr! *throws Clearly Canadian bottle at Padmé*

Padmé: ASSASSIN BOTTLE!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The bottle lands by Padmé, and she disappears with the bottle.

Everyone: YAY!