Obi-Wan was sitting in his chair, forcing his Padawan to be his footrest.

Anakin: MASTER! Can I have a break? My back is getting tired, and you're feet really smell!

Obi-Wan: If I have to be tied up, the least you can do for me is rest my feet!

Anakin: But..but..I didn't tie you up!

Obi-Wan: So? I have long hair, therefore I should be in charge! *smiles*

Anakin: So what? I have a braid, therefore I should be in charge!

Obi-Wan: No, I should!

Anakin: Me!

Obi-Wan: Me!

Anakin: MEEE!

Obi-Wan: MEE-

Leah: STOP!!!

Tina: In case you forget, I'm in charge!

Leah: WHAT!?

Tina: *nods* I'm the Leo!

Leah: So? I'm the Le-Ah!!!!

While Tina and Leah argue, Anakin stands up, causing Obi-Wan to fall down in his chair.

Obi-Wan: Not again *groans* Who's gonna help me up?

Tina and Leah look at Obi-Wan, and then at eachother.

Tina: *in a false sweet voice* We'll help you up!

Obi-Wan: Um... thanks?

Tina and Leah straighten the chair.

Obi-Wan: YAY! I'm not upside downside rightside down!

Anakin: *attempts to comprehend* I am SO confused!!

Yoda: *giggles* Young Skywalker is confused!

Everyone: *Stares*

Tina: Hey, Obi-Wan, why did you grow your hair out?

Obi-Wan: Well, if it was still short, I'd look like... *shudder* Anakin!

Anakin: HEY! I am HOT, and you were NOT!

Obi-Wan: Yes I was! Ask any rabid fan girl! *pulls random fan girl out of his pocket*

Anakin: I have rabid fan girls, too! *Grabs Tina* Um... Tina... Why are you holding scissors?

Tina: Oh, just because I am going to.. *grabs a handful of Obi-Wan's hair* CUT OBI'S HAIR!!

Obi-Wan: AHHHHHHH!!!!

Anakin: Wee! Fun! Can I help?

Tina: Sure!

Soon, everyone besides Obi-Wan was cutting poor Obi's hair.

Obi-Wan: Master Yoda!? Vader?! Shmi!? MASTER!?!?

Everyone: *snips*

After an hour, Obi-Wan's hair is raggedy, and completely gone in the patches Anakin was cutting at.

Anakin: *Uses the Force to make Obi-Wan fall asleep* Okay, now, lets bring out more makeup!

Tina: YEAH! The old makeup has come off by now!

Tina works at the remaining bit of his hair, tying millions of ponytails using little bows. Anakin helps. Leah is giving him bright pink eyeshadow, and smearing it all the way to his forehead. Yoda was giving poor Obi bright green lipstick, grimed all over his mouth and chin.

Anakin: *sniggers and gets out some clothes* Should he wear the purple and green striped mini skirt and the red and orange halter top?

Tina: *giggles*

Leah: Yeah!! Take him, and. go dress him!

Anakin: WHAT!? Why ME!?

Qui-Gon: Because you're his Padawan!

Anakin: You were his Master, why don't you?

Qui-Gon: Because I'm a ghost!

Anakin: Humph! *drags Obi-Wan into a random room*

Shrieks of horror are heard! A few minutes later, an extremely pale Anakin emerges, dragging a now dressed up Obi-Wan behind him.

Everyone: *laughs at Obi-Wan*

Anakin: You know he wears a THONG!?!?!?!?!?!

Leah: Really? *lifts Obi's skirt* Ooh. he does! Hehehe!

Tina: Aww.. Poor Anakin! *hugs*

Obi-Wan: *wakes up* Huh? What? *looks down* WHAT AM I WEARING!?!

Anakin: Um..

Tina: You have a concert to sing.... and.. um... you have to imitate.... Hmm.. somebody with awful fashion sense..

Leah: BRITTANY SPEARS!

Everyone: AAAAHHHH!! MUST YOU SPEAK THAT AWFUL WORD OUT LOUD?

Leah: *smiles*

Obi-Wan: I do???

Tina: *Nods* here ya go! *plays music*

Obi-Wan: NO!

Leah: *pushes a button*

Obi-Wan: *starts to dance and sing* OOPS I FARTED AGAAAAAAAAAIN! I DON'T KNOOOOOW THE REST OF THESE WOOORDS, BUT THIS SONG IS GAAAAAAY!

Anakin: *records* PERFECT blackmail tape!

Obi-Wan: *still singing* AAAAANAKIN, YOU BETTER NOOOOT! WHYYY CAN'T I STOP THIS GAAAAAAY SINGING AND DANCING?

Everyone: *is cracked up by now*

Leah: HEY! *pushes stop button*

Obi-Wan: *stops* Phew! Thanks!

Leah: How did you dance while tied in the chair?

Obi-Wan: Anakin must have untied me when he dressed me!

Anakin: How did you know it was me?

Obi-Wan: Who else has such an awful fashion sense?

Anakin: *offended* WAH!

Tina: OBI ON THE LOOSE!!!

Obi-Wan: I AM FREEEEEEE!!! WOO!

Leah: Anakin! *hits over head with cardboard cutout of Elvis with pink hair* You *hits again* Stupid *hits again* Little *hits again* PADAWAN!!!!!!!

Anakin: AAAAHHHH!!!! *hides behind Obi-Wan*

Tina: LEAH!!!!!! LEMME HELP!

The two girls attack the Jedi, while everyone else watches.

Qui-Gon: Cream Soda.

Everyone: *stops and stares*

Qui-Gon: What?

Everyone: *Shrugs and goes back to doing whatever they were doing*

Vader: I like cheese.

Everyone: *Stares*

Vader: Especially the mushy kind between my toes.

Tina: *pokes*

Vader: *is silent for five minutes, and then suddenly screams, and runs around in circles*

Obi-Wan: Umm. Ooookay..

Vader: The Force is in the cheese!

Tina: Cheese is ICKY!

Anakin: Don't underestimate the power of the cheesy side!

Qui-Gon: Cream soda is better!!!

Vader: Not true!!

Qui-Gon: yes!

Anakin: No, cheese!

Obi-Wan: Dried green beans!!!

Tina: STRAWBERRIES! ..Wait.. DRIED green beans??

Leah: Wait. how did we get to the discussion of food?

Vader: *Shrugs* I was hungry!