Tina: *looks at Obi-Wan* Hehe, Obi-Thong!

Leah: Thongness of Obi!

Obi-Wan: STOP TEASING ME! *glare of DEATH at Anakin*

Anakin: WHAAAAT!? THEY MADE ME!

Leah: That's right, *nods* we did!

Tintin: *eyes grow wide* Does Anakin wear a thong?

Anakin: I soo do not!

Obi-Wan: Nah, he wears Speedos.

Anakin: *nods and pulls down his pants* See? Aren't they pretty?

Tina: *drools over his pink Speedos*

Anakin: there are NOT pink! They're coral!

Vader: Yeah! Coral rawks!

Tina: Ookay.. Hehe, I don't wear a thong! ^^

Anakin: *twitches*

Leah: ENOUGH about underwear! *pulls a radio out*

Anakin: *starts to sing along* I'm too sexy, for, my shirt, so sexy! *struggles to pull off his tunic*

Obi-Wan: *sings along* I'm, too sexy, for, my. uh. sock! So sexy! *Yanks off one of his boots, and pulls at his sock, sending it flying across the room*

Everyone: ATTACK OF THE STINKY SOCK! *ducks*

Anakin: *still singing* I'm, too sexy, for, my. eh, my. *looks around* my nail polish! So sexy! *slowly scratches off his polish*

Tina: *claps* WOO! Jedi duet! Lemme join! *sings* I'm, too sexy, for my. my earrings! So sexy! *Undoes earring back*

Leah: God help me. *twitches*

Tina: *Evil laugh*

Vader: *uses Force to turn radio off*

Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Tina stop stripping, and look around.

Vader: *smiles* Good.

Leah: Eee, thanks!!

Vader: moo.

Everyone: *Stares*

Anakin: Hehe, Evil Cow Thing!

Vader: I am like, SO not a Reek!

Anakin: Wait. right, because if you were a Reek, than I would be one that you could be because Obiness likes to wear Reek pictures on his thongs.

Tina: I actually got that. whoa, that scares me!

Leah: *scratches Tina's head*

Tina: *Bites*

Leah: IT BIT ME!!! *Ties Tina to chair*

Tina: Tied-down-ness! *starts to gnaw on rope*

Leah: UGH! How did I get stuck with a defected Padawan!?

Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan: Tell me about it.

Obi-Wan: HEY! I was never a bad Padawan!

Qui-Gon: yes you were! I can't even COUNT the times you pantsed me in public!!!

Obi-Wan: I only did that twelve times!

Qui-Gon: Shut up!

Obi-Wan: *sticks tongue out*

Leah: *dives into PIE!*

Tina: *unties self and eats rope*

Anakin: *sniffs his underarm*

Vader: *sits down and starts to knit*

Leah: *looks around* Our author is weird.

Tina: NO she's NOT! Just a little.. Eccentric!

Leah: *rolls eyes* Same thing!

THE END

A/N: Sorry this one is so short! I was out of ideas, lol!