Tina: *looks at Obi-Wan* Hehe, Obi-Thong!
Leah: Thongness of Obi!
Obi-Wan: STOP TEASING ME! *glare of DEATH at Anakin*
Anakin: WHAAAAT!? THEY MADE ME!
Leah: That's right, *nods* we did!
Tintin: *eyes grow wide* Does Anakin wear a thong?
Anakin: I soo do not!
Obi-Wan: Nah, he wears Speedos.
Anakin: *nods and pulls down his pants* See? Aren't they pretty?
Tina: *drools over his pink Speedos*
Anakin: there are NOT pink! They're coral!
Vader: Yeah! Coral rawks!
Tina: Ookay.. Hehe, I don't wear a thong! ^^
Anakin: *twitches*
Leah: ENOUGH about underwear! *pulls a radio out*
Anakin: *starts to sing along* I'm too sexy, for, my shirt, so sexy! *struggles to pull off his tunic*
Obi-Wan: *sings along* I'm, too sexy, for, my. uh. sock! So sexy! *Yanks off one of his boots, and pulls at his sock, sending it flying across the room*
Everyone: ATTACK OF THE STINKY SOCK! *ducks*
Anakin: *still singing* I'm, too sexy, for, my. eh, my. *looks around* my nail polish! So sexy! *slowly scratches off his polish*
Tina: *claps* WOO! Jedi duet! Lemme join! *sings* I'm, too sexy, for my. my earrings! So sexy! *Undoes earring back*
Leah: God help me. *twitches*
Tina: *Evil laugh*
Vader: *uses Force to turn radio off*
Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Tina stop stripping, and look around.
Vader: *smiles* Good.
Leah: Eee, thanks!!
Vader: moo.
Everyone: *Stares*
Anakin: Hehe, Evil Cow Thing!
Vader: I am like, SO not a Reek!
Anakin: Wait. right, because if you were a Reek, than I would be one that you could be because Obiness likes to wear Reek pictures on his thongs.
Tina: I actually got that. whoa, that scares me!
Leah: *scratches Tina's head*
Tina: *Bites*
Leah: IT BIT ME!!! *Ties Tina to chair*
Tina: Tied-down-ness! *starts to gnaw on rope*
Leah: UGH! How did I get stuck with a defected Padawan!?
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan: Tell me about it.
Obi-Wan: HEY! I was never a bad Padawan!
Qui-Gon: yes you were! I can't even COUNT the times you pantsed me in public!!!
Obi-Wan: I only did that twelve times!
Qui-Gon: Shut up!
Obi-Wan: *sticks tongue out*
Leah: *dives into PIE!*
Tina: *unties self and eats rope*
Anakin: *sniffs his underarm*
Vader: *sits down and starts to knit*
Leah: *looks around* Our author is weird.
Tina: NO she's NOT! Just a little.. Eccentric!
Leah: *rolls eyes* Same thing!
THE END
A/N: Sorry this one is so short! I was out of ideas, lol!
Leah: Thongness of Obi!
Obi-Wan: STOP TEASING ME! *glare of DEATH at Anakin*
Anakin: WHAAAAT!? THEY MADE ME!
Leah: That's right, *nods* we did!
Tintin: *eyes grow wide* Does Anakin wear a thong?
Anakin: I soo do not!
Obi-Wan: Nah, he wears Speedos.
Anakin: *nods and pulls down his pants* See? Aren't they pretty?
Tina: *drools over his pink Speedos*
Anakin: there are NOT pink! They're coral!
Vader: Yeah! Coral rawks!
Tina: Ookay.. Hehe, I don't wear a thong! ^^
Anakin: *twitches*
Leah: ENOUGH about underwear! *pulls a radio out*
Anakin: *starts to sing along* I'm too sexy, for, my shirt, so sexy! *struggles to pull off his tunic*
Obi-Wan: *sings along* I'm, too sexy, for, my. uh. sock! So sexy! *Yanks off one of his boots, and pulls at his sock, sending it flying across the room*
Everyone: ATTACK OF THE STINKY SOCK! *ducks*
Anakin: *still singing* I'm, too sexy, for, my. eh, my. *looks around* my nail polish! So sexy! *slowly scratches off his polish*
Tina: *claps* WOO! Jedi duet! Lemme join! *sings* I'm, too sexy, for my. my earrings! So sexy! *Undoes earring back*
Leah: God help me. *twitches*
Tina: *Evil laugh*
Vader: *uses Force to turn radio off*
Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Tina stop stripping, and look around.
Vader: *smiles* Good.
Leah: Eee, thanks!!
Vader: moo.
Everyone: *Stares*
Anakin: Hehe, Evil Cow Thing!
Vader: I am like, SO not a Reek!
Anakin: Wait. right, because if you were a Reek, than I would be one that you could be because Obiness likes to wear Reek pictures on his thongs.
Tina: I actually got that. whoa, that scares me!
Leah: *scratches Tina's head*
Tina: *Bites*
Leah: IT BIT ME!!! *Ties Tina to chair*
Tina: Tied-down-ness! *starts to gnaw on rope*
Leah: UGH! How did I get stuck with a defected Padawan!?
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan: Tell me about it.
Obi-Wan: HEY! I was never a bad Padawan!
Qui-Gon: yes you were! I can't even COUNT the times you pantsed me in public!!!
Obi-Wan: I only did that twelve times!
Qui-Gon: Shut up!
Obi-Wan: *sticks tongue out*
Leah: *dives into PIE!*
Tina: *unties self and eats rope*
Anakin: *sniffs his underarm*
Vader: *sits down and starts to knit*
Leah: *looks around* Our author is weird.
Tina: NO she's NOT! Just a little.. Eccentric!
Leah: *rolls eyes* Same thing!
THE END
A/N: Sorry this one is so short! I was out of ideas, lol!
