A/N: People, be patient. There is a reason why Rory calls Jess to bring the stuff ok?

Chapter 13: Wallowing and Spencer
Rory was comforting Paris. "Jamie was a jerk and he didn't deserve you. Don't worry about it Paris. And no matter what, I will always be here for you ok? If you need anyone to talk to, call me ok?"

Paris nodded her head as the front door opened. Jess stumbled in with many bags of food and movies.

"Rory, you are crazy. I will never do this again!"

Then he got a good look at Paris and sympathy swept his face. "What happened?"

"She broke up with her boyfriend."

Jess knew Paris through Rory and knew it took a lot to break this ambitious girl. He closed the door, dropped the bags and sat next to Paris on the couch. "Don't be so sad. He was an idiot to let you go in the first place."

Paris's face brightened after seeing Jess's handsome face. "Really?"

"Really."

Rory smiled to herself, got off the couch and went to lay out the food.

"No wheelchair Ror?"

"Nope."

Jess went back to talking to Paris. Every once in a while, Paris would laugh, and she couldn't get the smile off of her face. The same went for Jess. Rory set down the food and the three of them junked out. After they watched the movie (Jess was giving horrendous commentary throughout it), Jess and Paris left.

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Rory had finally finished her homework. She was for once, done before 9. She stretched and jumped out of her chair. Then, the smell of burnt coffee reached her nose. When she opened the door of her room, the smell was overbearing.

Lorelai was standing next to Spencer, the coffee machine, with 'deer in headlights' look.

"Mom."

Lorelai whimpered out, "Spencer."

"Mom, don't start."

"I hope Spencer is up in heaven."

"Mom."

"With George, Bob, and Harry."

"What exactly happened?"

"I was making coffee, and I wanted a lot of coffee so I poured in water to make coffee. Then, I saw that it wasn't full ALL the way, so I added more waster. Then coffee started overflowing and. it was HORRIBLE! The coffee overflowed to the heating pad thing and yeah."

"MOM!"

"Poor Spencer."

"You know, if YOU actually used your common sense, this wouldn't have happened."

Lorelai's eyes then lit up. "I got it!"

"What?"

"Let's give it a funeral! We can give it a little casket and a tombstone."

"Oh yes mom. And while we are at that, we should just invite all of Stars Hallow to this."

"What a wonderful idea! I have to make a list!"

"MOM!"

"Shush. Are mourning at the loss of Spencer. You can write the Eulogy and."

"Are you serious about this?"

"Deadly."

Rory sighed. "Fine."

"But I still need coffee. Let's go bug Luke."

"I am up for that idea."

Lorelai and Rory left the house in search of their precious drink.

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A/N- I needed some pezaz you know? Ok, that's all I got. Don't worry, there is a reason for everything, and don't mourn over Spencer's death. He is now at a better place. R/R