Now, my friends, here is chapter 2. I don't own any of yyh. All I own is the doctor. Hopefully this is funnier. ________________________________________________________________________ Chappie 2: day 1

Kuwabara:" kayko, where is Yukina? *looks under tv*"

Kayko:" she. went home now that everyone is up, lets take our pills"

Yusuke:" kayko, we don't need you to be our mom. and Kuwabara you owe me a new tv *looks at the broken tv on the ground* "

Kurama:" *yawns* really you don't we have our oun."

After a few arguments and throwing puu they all took the pills.

HOURS LATER....

Hiei:" oh Kuwabara.. Where are youuu? I want to give you a hug."

Kurama:" he went out..bro.. hey you wanna bake cookies?"

Yusuke:" No-one likes me whaaaaaa"

Hiei:" sure.. Yusuke we like you."

Yusuke:" really! *sniff sniff*"

Kurama:" of course *Kurama and hiei give yusuke a big hug*"

Yusuke:" thanks. can *sniff* I.. help?"

Hiei:" yea that would be great! Lets whistle while we work"

Somewhere in a mall.

Shizru:" Kuwabara! Get you butt back there! YOU ARE NOT A MONKEY!"

Kuwabara and several monkeys are line dancing wearing pink dresses. Kayko is running around Shizru sing loudly and off key while throwing flour at everyone.

Shizru:" kayko knock it off.."

Kayko:" *singing* oh but why white is such your color! La la la al is big he likes the figs"

After wrestling with kayko and Kuwabara she finnaly got them in her car. and drove them to yusuke's house, where she found 6,000 PILES of cookies and yusuke, hiei and Kurama making a prymid out of themselves.

Shizru:" what is going on???? What do you guys got on your faces? Kurama!! Hiei!! Yusuke!!"

Yusuke:" I do not know this yusuke that you speak of, for I am pink frog boy."

Kurama: " we have changed our names, I am naked fox."

Hiei:" and I am. who am I again?"

Yusuke: *leans over and wispers something*

Hiei:" ohhh. I am falcor the big pig"

Shizru: " *sweatdrops and is thinking* alrighty * is holding kayko and kuwabara in one hand* *out loud* now yus- pink frog boy, what is on your faces?"

Yusuke:" warrior paint.. isn't that obvious?"

Kuwabara:" woooo can we play?"

Kurama:" no. "

At 10:00 pm they all fell asleep for a split sec then woke.

Hiei:" owww my head.. what happened? A battle?"

Shizru:" nope, falcor the big pig, too many cookies"

Hiei:" I don't like cookies. and my name is not falcor the big pig it is hiei"

Yusuke:" Kayko get away I don't like you. Hey whats this on my face?"

Kayko:"*still sleeping* yusuke... I love-"

Yusuke:" I don't want to hear it. I like someone else"

Shizru:" the stuff on your face is paint.."

Kurama:" *waking everyone else* Where did all these cookies come from?" Shizru:" you, hiei, and yusuke made them.. you guys were really strange."

Kurama:" but I don't know how to make cookies."

Yusuke:" I remember feeling really funny 'bout a half an hour after I took those pills"

Kayko:" we need to get to bed"