Piss & Moan: a rant
Hey all...I was just reading sum fics and started thinking as Inuyasha..this is the result of it.
Hey. Inuyasha here. I've been reading a load of fan fiction in the past few days and have been noticing the lack of fics that capture MY feelings. Ya ya, we ALL know that Kagome feels like shit about the Kagome/Inuyasha/Kikyo love triangle here, but what about me? I mean, oh boo freaking hoo. Kagome's tied to a tree while Kikyo tries to drag me off to Hell. Maybe I'm the only one who realizes it, but while she was just ties to a freakin' tree I was the one being dragged off to Hell? HMM?!? Almost EVERY FUCKIN FIC is a sob story about how I'm cheating on Kagome with a dead corpse. Who said I WANTED to go to hell? Me? Nope. I'd have rather stayed pinned to the god damned tree, thankyouverymuch! And why does it seem that all of you freakin' fic authors make me out as a bastard? I know I can be an ass, trust me, I know. But on the other hand, who has popped my arm out of it's socket five times, pulled my neck muscle, broken my nose once, fractured my collar bone twice, AND almost broke my back? KAGOME! Just so you guys, gals, and bakas know; I actually act the Inuyasha in you fan fictions! Do you have ANY idea how many times you osuwari me in each chapter! A WHOLE FUKING LOT!!!! Ooooh, I call her a bitch! Now you sit me five times in a row! She IS a bitch! She's a female last time I checked! I'm a dog demon! That's what we call our women, BITCHES!! KAMI!
Now, this whole thing about making me a gay lover to Sesshomaru and/or Kouga? Now that's just sick! Sesshomaru's my freakin' BROTHER! Nasty, nasty, NASTY!!! WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!!!! And KOUGA?!?!! Where in all of the seven hells did you guys get THAT idea?! I hate his mother fucking guts! The day I even remotely start thinking sexually about him is the day I kill myself!! 'Sides.I'm most defiantly NOT GAY!!!! I've go nothing against gays but I happen to be a straight as a line, thanks.
Now on to the whole Kikyo/Kagome thing. I. Hate. Kikyo. She tried to drag me off to hell for Christ's sake! Get her away from me!! And about Kagome: she's so fucking abusive! She's a fucking maniac in your fics!! She's got some serious issues that you give her, ya know? And would you stop with the fucking osuwaris?!? One a day is fine for me! I DO NOT need 10 every five minutes! I HATE IT!!! All of you authors are so freakin' abusive!!! ARRGG!!! How would YOU like it if you slammed into the ground at 100 miles per hour??? And not just once? Ten times! HMMMMM??!?!!! Not much, right?
And the thing I hate most is all of the god damn Sesshomaru/Kagome pairings! Lets get one thing straight. Sesshomaru. Hates. Humans. Hell, he hates most demons! And for all of you who say, 'Oh, he lets that little girl, Rin, stay and hang around! He can love humans!' No. He can love RIN. Rin's in her own little species as far as he's concerned. NOT Kagome. Besides, I am so fucking SICK of all of the bitching and moaning I get from my brother after he acts one of those fics out! All he does is whine and complain! Besides, he's GAY! He's got a rather bad crush on that creepy gay guy that likes me.. And Kagome! You've scarred her for life! She's always freakied out after the lemons.. And it ain't no party for me! Having to watch my gay half-brother kiss Kagome is NOT my idea of a fun fic.
Well, now all of you know how I feel about these fics. So there!!! NYAH!
Please don't flame me..these are INUYASHA'S thoughts from when I think like him.hope you liked! Ja!
Hey all...I was just reading sum fics and started thinking as Inuyasha..this is the result of it.
Hey. Inuyasha here. I've been reading a load of fan fiction in the past few days and have been noticing the lack of fics that capture MY feelings. Ya ya, we ALL know that Kagome feels like shit about the Kagome/Inuyasha/Kikyo love triangle here, but what about me? I mean, oh boo freaking hoo. Kagome's tied to a tree while Kikyo tries to drag me off to Hell. Maybe I'm the only one who realizes it, but while she was just ties to a freakin' tree I was the one being dragged off to Hell? HMM?!? Almost EVERY FUCKIN FIC is a sob story about how I'm cheating on Kagome with a dead corpse. Who said I WANTED to go to hell? Me? Nope. I'd have rather stayed pinned to the god damned tree, thankyouverymuch! And why does it seem that all of you freakin' fic authors make me out as a bastard? I know I can be an ass, trust me, I know. But on the other hand, who has popped my arm out of it's socket five times, pulled my neck muscle, broken my nose once, fractured my collar bone twice, AND almost broke my back? KAGOME! Just so you guys, gals, and bakas know; I actually act the Inuyasha in you fan fictions! Do you have ANY idea how many times you osuwari me in each chapter! A WHOLE FUKING LOT!!!! Ooooh, I call her a bitch! Now you sit me five times in a row! She IS a bitch! She's a female last time I checked! I'm a dog demon! That's what we call our women, BITCHES!! KAMI!
Now, this whole thing about making me a gay lover to Sesshomaru and/or Kouga? Now that's just sick! Sesshomaru's my freakin' BROTHER! Nasty, nasty, NASTY!!! WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!!!! And KOUGA?!?!! Where in all of the seven hells did you guys get THAT idea?! I hate his mother fucking guts! The day I even remotely start thinking sexually about him is the day I kill myself!! 'Sides.I'm most defiantly NOT GAY!!!! I've go nothing against gays but I happen to be a straight as a line, thanks.
Now on to the whole Kikyo/Kagome thing. I. Hate. Kikyo. She tried to drag me off to hell for Christ's sake! Get her away from me!! And about Kagome: she's so fucking abusive! She's a fucking maniac in your fics!! She's got some serious issues that you give her, ya know? And would you stop with the fucking osuwaris?!? One a day is fine for me! I DO NOT need 10 every five minutes! I HATE IT!!! All of you authors are so freakin' abusive!!! ARRGG!!! How would YOU like it if you slammed into the ground at 100 miles per hour??? And not just once? Ten times! HMMMMM??!?!!! Not much, right?
And the thing I hate most is all of the god damn Sesshomaru/Kagome pairings! Lets get one thing straight. Sesshomaru. Hates. Humans. Hell, he hates most demons! And for all of you who say, 'Oh, he lets that little girl, Rin, stay and hang around! He can love humans!' No. He can love RIN. Rin's in her own little species as far as he's concerned. NOT Kagome. Besides, I am so fucking SICK of all of the bitching and moaning I get from my brother after he acts one of those fics out! All he does is whine and complain! Besides, he's GAY! He's got a rather bad crush on that creepy gay guy that likes me.. And Kagome! You've scarred her for life! She's always freakied out after the lemons.. And it ain't no party for me! Having to watch my gay half-brother kiss Kagome is NOT my idea of a fun fic.
Well, now all of you know how I feel about these fics. So there!!! NYAH!
Please don't flame me..these are INUYASHA'S thoughts from when I think like him.hope you liked! Ja!
