Due to popular demand and the fact that bitching and ranting come naturally to me, a new chapter is UP!!! Oi, Reh the anonymous reviewer, thi s one's for you! WEEEEEE!

-Rei



Piss and Moan: a rant

Rant 2: Kagome





Ohayo minna-san! It's Kagome this time! Fist off, I'd like to say that you're all great writers...and I admire that you can write fics and all but...I have a few TENSY problems...

I am so SICK of half of the clichés! They ANNOY me. If I read ONE MORE high school fic and am forced to act it out, I'll kill someone! I swear it! They always start with Inuyasha and me 'conveniently' bumping into each other. Damn it, do you KNOW how much that HURTS?!? I'm always getting flung, slammed, bumped, falling, and smushed into walls, floors, people, and other random, hard blunt objects! I've gotten more broken bones meeting Inuyasha in your high school fics than in the stinkin' MANGA! Concusions, fractures, sprains, pulls.. Enough is enough! If you're gonna have me meet Inuyasha in one of your fics by bumping into him, stop making me FALL DOWN FLIGHTS OF STAIRS!!! I hope the next person who injures me like THAT gets serious burns!!!

Now, another bit about fics..why is it that I NEVER get to have any fun?? I'm always so TIMID and WEAK! What is it with you people??? I WANT TO BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA SOMEONE!!!! I've killed a fair amount of demons and you NEVER let me beat up Kouga until you make me loose my memory! What IS it with you people?! And if I'm forced to act out ONE more date with Hojo, I'll KILL the author who wrote it and force them to eat their own crap! Or even worse: put THEM on a date with Hojo. Kukukukukuku..see how the like it.

Now on to more important matters. Sesshomaru/Inuyasha fics. Lets get one thing straight: incest is GROSS ENOUGH!!!! But gayness between brothers...Do you know how many time's I've seen Inuyasha get dehydrated from puking after those fics?? We ALL know Sess is gay but Inuyasha is straighter than anyone I know. Besides, he's MINE! Wanna know something gross? Sesshomaru LIKES acting out the gay incest fics!!! He keeps COPIES of those fics, and pictures, and tapes. BLECH!!!! He's a good guy to go for on makeup tips but really..there are LIMITS on GAYNESS!!! And there are those ugly Kouga/Inuyasha fics...I shudder at the thought! Inuyasha HATES Kouga. Do you know how much barf I have to clean up?!? They've had to go to counceling after all of those fics! The bills cost SO MUCH!!! ARRRGGGG!!!

Now, onto the whole Me/Inuaysha/Evil psycho bitch love triangle. Inuyasha: mine. When this happened: After the whole spider head incident. Why I get so pissed and sad when Kikyo tries to drag my man to Hell: He's MY man. MINE!!! Not Kikyo's! MIIINNNNE!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU EVIL AUTHORS WHO MAKE INUYASHA CHOSE KIKYO!!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!! DEATH TO THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!!! Anyway. I don't cry THAT much. What am I? Constantly dehydrated?? Oh boo hoo! My guy's ex is trying to get him back!!! Make me destroy her DAMN IT!!! Onto Sess/Me fics! Goody! I HATE THEM! It scares me so much.the lemons..GAH! I don't move from my room for a week after I act those out!!! He's gay...::groan:: please! For the love of Mike and My sanity, STOP THESE FICS!!!!

I guess that's it.. One more thing about me and crying: you can make me cry when I'm in physical pain and/or EXTREME mental and emotional agony. Other than that, your fics are FINE!





Well, there's your Kagome rant!!! Didja like??? R&R