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Piss and Moan: a rant
Rant 3: Sesshomaru
HIIIIII! ^_^ Sesshomaru here! Like, how are you? I'm good but I've got a few teensy, little problems with your fics, K???
Well, for starters: I' gay. Gay and proud of it! I really, like, HATE those fics were you put me and lil Rin-chan as mates! I mean, she's my lil puddin'! My motherly instincts only love her as a daughter!! Oh Rin! My little baby and me can't look at each other after a romance with lime and/or lemons between us! And then we cry, and hug, and have a girl talk. She loves me as a mother-father figure! Only like that! I'm her mummy!
Also, as I've said, I'm homosexual. I, like, can't -stand- fics filled with lemony goodness that are about me and KAGOME! She's, like, my BFF! Best bud! She, Sango and I share makeup tips, for Kami's sake! We're so grossed out by even the -thought- of being together, if ya know what I mean. ^.~* But really, STOP IT OR ELSE I'LL BE FORCED TO SPEAR YOU WITH MY POSION TALLONS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ahem...anyway, please stop with those fics!! She's a sweet girl but really.. And Sango/Me fics. No. No, no, no, no, NO! My god, she's too nice and is dating Miroku at the moment. Besides, even if I weren't gay I wouldn't go out with her! She's just not my type..
Onto yoai fics. Yum yum! Not nearly enough!! More fics with me and Inuya- OW!! Damn it, Inu-chan! That hurt!! ::hear Inu-chan cursing his brother off for those suggestions:: Gripe on your own time, Dog boy! My turn to rant! Anywho, gay incest is fine with me!!!!! MORE OF IT!!!! He's got a hot body, but he's straight so that sucks! And would someone PLEASE do a fic where Naraku and me get together?? He's sooo buff under that pelt and guys wearing animal skins really turn me on! And any gut that wears a fur cape HAS to be gay! I'd hug him, and kiss him, and we'd adopt a girl and name her Zina Fairy-Princess Pea! ::goes all starry-eyed::
One last thing: If one more person cuts my hair to suite their fic, I'll kill them. Got it? Good.
Weeeellll, Ba-bye!
That's Sesshomaru for ya folks. Ja ne!
Piss and Moan: a rant
Rant 3: Sesshomaru
HIIIIII! ^_^ Sesshomaru here! Like, how are you? I'm good but I've got a few teensy, little problems with your fics, K???
Well, for starters: I' gay. Gay and proud of it! I really, like, HATE those fics were you put me and lil Rin-chan as mates! I mean, she's my lil puddin'! My motherly instincts only love her as a daughter!! Oh Rin! My little baby and me can't look at each other after a romance with lime and/or lemons between us! And then we cry, and hug, and have a girl talk. She loves me as a mother-father figure! Only like that! I'm her mummy!
Also, as I've said, I'm homosexual. I, like, can't -stand- fics filled with lemony goodness that are about me and KAGOME! She's, like, my BFF! Best bud! She, Sango and I share makeup tips, for Kami's sake! We're so grossed out by even the -thought- of being together, if ya know what I mean. ^.~* But really, STOP IT OR ELSE I'LL BE FORCED TO SPEAR YOU WITH MY POSION TALLONS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ahem...anyway, please stop with those fics!! She's a sweet girl but really.. And Sango/Me fics. No. No, no, no, no, NO! My god, she's too nice and is dating Miroku at the moment. Besides, even if I weren't gay I wouldn't go out with her! She's just not my type..
Onto yoai fics. Yum yum! Not nearly enough!! More fics with me and Inuya- OW!! Damn it, Inu-chan! That hurt!! ::hear Inu-chan cursing his brother off for those suggestions:: Gripe on your own time, Dog boy! My turn to rant! Anywho, gay incest is fine with me!!!!! MORE OF IT!!!! He's got a hot body, but he's straight so that sucks! And would someone PLEASE do a fic where Naraku and me get together?? He's sooo buff under that pelt and guys wearing animal skins really turn me on! And any gut that wears a fur cape HAS to be gay! I'd hug him, and kiss him, and we'd adopt a girl and name her Zina Fairy-Princess Pea! ::goes all starry-eyed::
One last thing: If one more person cuts my hair to suite their fic, I'll kill them. Got it? Good.
Weeeellll, Ba-bye!
That's Sesshomaru for ya folks. Ja ne!
