AN: Hey peeps. This is gonna be reeeeally short. Naraku's and ass so he
doesn't get much time in the slot, k? 'Sides, all he ever does is bash us
fic authors..
Piss and Moan: a rant
Rant 4: Baboon Butt a.k.a. Naraku
Hello you pathetic excuses for living beings. I hate you. I hate your family. I hate your fanfics. I hate your desires. You all suck. Impudent humans such as yourself should not have the power to bend me to your will. It is an outrage! So I have decided to destroy you. Yes, every last fanfic author should die, for beings able to control me should not be allowed to live.
I retch at the thought of performing your works. They are disgusting wastes of paper! You must die for this, yes! You must!! Kukukukuku..
I grow weary of fictions with me paired with Kikyo. I am not Onigumo and the woman is lame. I have no desire to kiss her frozen lips or fuck a corpse. You are all incompetent weaklings who have an IQ of negative zero if you have even the slightest inclination that I would enjoy loving a dead object, find something not so bitchy..and preferably dead-dead, not living- dead.
These words will sum up another topic: If you put me in a yoai fic, I swear that I'll rip out you innards and keep you alive long enough to watch me eat them.
No straight fics, either. I'm A-sexual. No romance, assholes.
Farewell, Impudent human authors. I hope you get run over by a bus or by and Iraqi terrorist.
Hello all. I just want all of you to know that I am a Sesshomaru fan, as well. I do not hate him, it just was funnier to make him gay. After I do rants for all of the other characters I wish to include, I am considering doing another Sesshomaru rant where he is NOT gay. Thank you.
-Rei
Piss and Moan: a rant
Rant 4: Baboon Butt a.k.a. Naraku
Hello you pathetic excuses for living beings. I hate you. I hate your family. I hate your fanfics. I hate your desires. You all suck. Impudent humans such as yourself should not have the power to bend me to your will. It is an outrage! So I have decided to destroy you. Yes, every last fanfic author should die, for beings able to control me should not be allowed to live.
I retch at the thought of performing your works. They are disgusting wastes of paper! You must die for this, yes! You must!! Kukukukuku..
I grow weary of fictions with me paired with Kikyo. I am not Onigumo and the woman is lame. I have no desire to kiss her frozen lips or fuck a corpse. You are all incompetent weaklings who have an IQ of negative zero if you have even the slightest inclination that I would enjoy loving a dead object, find something not so bitchy..and preferably dead-dead, not living- dead.
These words will sum up another topic: If you put me in a yoai fic, I swear that I'll rip out you innards and keep you alive long enough to watch me eat them.
No straight fics, either. I'm A-sexual. No romance, assholes.
Farewell, Impudent human authors. I hope you get run over by a bus or by and Iraqi terrorist.
Hello all. I just want all of you to know that I am a Sesshomaru fan, as well. I do not hate him, it just was funnier to make him gay. After I do rants for all of the other characters I wish to include, I am considering doing another Sesshomaru rant where he is NOT gay. Thank you.
-Rei
