Hiiiiiiiiii!!!! Byyyyyyyyyyeeee!!!



Piss and Moan: a rant

Rant 5: Miroku





Hello, all. I would first like you to know that I am truly honored to have fics based soully around me and think you do a wonderful job..sometimes. I feel you have a right to know what I dislike about your fics as much as I have the right to flame you.



First off, I'd like to talk about these fics with me and Sesshomaru. They have been becoming quite frequent. I hate these fics with every fiber of my being. And I wish a long, PAINFUL death to the one who started this! Evil! EEEEEVIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! The horrors, the HORRORS! As some people would say, this is a, quote unquote, 'mind fuck'. If you are a boy and write this crap, put yourself in MY position. Would you really wanna do it with Mr. I-wear-eye-shadow-I-am-so-gay? Would you?! Now, stop these fics or I'll suck you all into my Kaza Ana! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



Also, I'd like to bring up another flawed fic pairing. Me and Kagome. Nuh- uh. No way. You couldn't pay me enough to get me to do that pairing willingly. A much as I appreciate you putting me with that luscious, beautiful, sexy, bust-OW! Inuyasha, what the hell'd you do that for?! Ahem..anyway. As much as I love fics with Kagome, it's not worth the broken bones. My insurance only covers o much and getting your spine relocated isn't cheap.



Am I really so perverted? Shut up Inuyasha, it was a rhetorical question. A much as I want a child, I don't grope women THAT much. You are ruining my chances with women! And don't even SAY it's because of my pick up line! I am so SICK of getting pummeled by boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, older siblings, uncles, and hanyous. If I get hit over the head ONE MORE TIME bye that freaking boomerang of Sango's, I'll flip. I'll fucking kill you all! BWAHAHAHAH!!! I am not a lecher!!!! And those fics where I-um- take advantage of women: NEVER IN A BILLION YEARS WULD I COURT THE IDEA OF RAPING A WOMAN, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS! FUCK OFF!

Well, guess that's all for now. Wow, what a great way to do away with stress. Bye, dip shits. Um..yeah.



Well THAT was out of character...