Hi. I'm back after a fairly long wait.



Piss and Moan: a rant

Rant 5: Sango





Hello everyone! Sango here. Like the others before me, I'd like to say 'thank you' to everyone who writes fics based on the Inuyasha anime and manga. And as great as they are..sometimes..I have a few complaints to give.

There have been quite a few fics where I am paired with Inuyasha..which is an extremely bizarre experience. I mean, not only is he gruff and crude, he's a horrible kisser. I mean, he just -sits- there and if you're lucky puts his arms around you. Not fun. Not fun at all. Besides, as good friends Kagome and I are with each other, she still gets a -teensy- bit angry. Not very angry, just enough to break your eardrums along with your nose..



Another big no-no is fics with Sesshomaru and me. Uh-uh, no way no how. Not good, not good at all. I think anyone who writes these types of fics should be tortured to death. Yeah, the ones who enjoy these fics, too. Yes, that's right, you. The only good part of that type of fic is that he can kiss better than his brother. Now for the bad things.. He can get a tad bit into the role of he and I being 'mates'. As in a week after the fic, he'll bring be chocolates and teddy bears. I think he may be bi and feminine, not gay and feminine. Then after her realizes what he's been doing, he avoids me for a week and it a total ass to me. Shut up, Sesshomaru. You know it's true! Confusing bastard...



Then there are fics based on the Kagome/Sango thing. You all suck. You all fucking suck. That's just wrong to a new level. I can take fics with Sesshomaru and Inuyasha, but a girl has to draw the line somewhere. Well, this is the line. I'd like to slaughter the one who wrote and started these fics. You're all SICK TWISTED BASTARDS!!!!! DIE, PEOPLE, DIIIIIIIEEE!!!!! Ahem..ok.



I am sick of getting groped. I am sick of being hit on by perverted monks. I am sick of getting molested on a daily basis by Miroku. I am sick of hitting said monk on the head every five minutes and am sick of fighting with said monk every five seconds. When he's off stage, he's quite the gentleman, but the way you portray him...feh. Besides, how do you expect me to get and stay with him if he keeps molesting me?

I suppose that's it.





Yeah, I know, not as funny as the others but I hope it was ok.