Chappie TWO!!!!!

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Sano glanced quickly away from the blood on Morgana's face and coughed. Kenshin didn't turn away, but simply smiled.

"Yes, let us go to the Kamiya dojo, that we should," he said as he jogged off into the distance.

"No more running, god damn it," whined Ithraelynn, rolling her eyes and cursing in Finnish to herself.

"Stop yer whining. Shut up," snapped Morgana, keeping up with Kenshin.Sano stayed besides Ithraelynn, however, and took in her long blonde hair, blue eyes and pale complexion.

"You're not from here, are you?"

"No, really, genius. I'm not from Japan. I don't really look it, do I?"

"Jus askin.."

"Are you this dumb when you're sober, too?"

"Maybe," teased the the man.

"Maybe...what?"

"If you get to know me better."

"You're stupid," at this, Morgie turned around and grinned.

"Thats the spirit!" She laughed, slowing and waiting for her friend and the drunk. Ith yanked the Sake out of his hand and threw it over a fence, dusting off her hands.

"Whadja do that for??!!!" Cried the vamp,"that was perfectly good booze. Christ!" She suddenly slammed into a fence and swore, jumping back up and dusting herself off.

Kenshin, who had been walking and thinking through all this, looked at the woman in concern.

"Are you alright??" He spoke, furrowing his brows.

"Fine and dandy, thank ya much,"

"She always does that. Don't worry."

"Well....we're here. The missy's dojo," interrupted Sano, opening the rice paper door.

The two women walked through it, as it ripped.

"What the hell? What kind of security is this? Get a pocket knife and slice right into this place. Totally absurd," exclaimed Morgie, poking it in curiousity.

"Too right," agreed the elf.

"WHO ARE THESE WOMEN???!!!!" Howled a voice, and a bokken came flying out of them. Ithraelynn caught it easily, and examined it.

"We are not mere women. Immortals, if you please. Temper temper temper. Rage is bad for your skin, girlie. No wonder if you have so many wrinkles and are so young," said the elf, throwing the bokken over her shoulder.

"Nice stick. Is it yours? Can you not handle a real one?" Sneered Morgie, drawing her friends sword and twirling it through her hands, tossing it back to its owner, who whipped it around and sliced off a small amount of hair from the enraged woman. Resheathing the sword, the two friends grinned. The white teeth flashed dangerously.

"The Kamiya Kashin Style is that of a great one! Teaching discipline-"

"We really don't care....either you can wield a sword or ya can't,"

"Where are YOU from to learn how to use a sword," growled the bristling Japanese woman, gritting her teeth.

"From a better place than THIS little garage of a house. Whats a dooooo-joooo? Is it like voodoo? I like voodoo. Wanna see some voodoo?" she trailed off.

"A dojo is a big empty room, I think. How...impressive. A bed and a kitchen. Wow," said Ithraelynn, brushing a finger against the side of the wood, "at least the environment's pleasant," the vampire licked her chops and said "and the men are easy. Its like a feast. All the time."

"Tell me about it."

"What are you talkin bout? You don't know."

Kenshin then cut in."Arguing is not good, that it isn't. Calm down, both of you. And Kaoru, they are just friends."

"Or more..." muttered the drunk Sano, waggling his eyebrows.

"What what? I don't get it. I think we should leave and look for some food, Morgie. Like second breakfast!" (LOTR blurb. Couldnt help ourselves. Muee!)

"NO! It isn't safe," said Kenshin, jumping in front of them.

"Thank ya for caring. No body ever cares bout me," Morgie sniffled, tears welling in her eyes.

"We only have the Finns to take care of us. And LingLing," sobbed the elf, tears running down her cheeks.

"I MISS LINGLING!!!" They cried in unison, hugging each other and falling to the ground.

"What is 'LingLing'," questioned Sano, trying to focus.

"The best panda ever, you stupid cretin. What the hell is wrong with you?Can't you see LingLing is the most important thing besides us to us?" The vampiress backhanded the overly tall man, and pulled Ithraelynn up.

"Let's go. We're not wanted," snuffled the elf, spinning on her heel and beginning to stomp away.

"It's NOT SAFE! Didn't you hear Kenshin? Even if the Missy's annoying, deal with her," cried Sano.

"Okay. Who the HELL is the Missy? Jesus!!!!!!" The immortals questioned.

"Kaoru."

"Ah. I see."

"We'll...um..stay then. Among this temper prone mortal woman. I guess."

"Good!" The two men said.

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Short, but, our mummies n daddies (maws and paws) were a talkin for an hour bout random crap...muee! Still goin no where. We love pointless stories.