This story was co written by Rei Spiegel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey! Were back! Unfortunately we don't own X-Men. ::banging and muffled yells that sound vaguely like the word "help" are heard in the background::....uhhhh..* COUGH *..R&R please!! ^_^; *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Suz: Guten Tag Mein Leibechen ::does eyebrow thing::

Lilo: Hello to all! Welcome back to the Outtake Show!

::the "Applause" sign comes on::

Audience member: ::cheer, shout, anything remotely related to applause::

Suz: Yes! And let's welcome back our special guests from last time! Kurt Wagner and Logan......uhh :no last name given:

Audience: ::cheereth::

::Kurt and Logan walk on stage and sit down, Logan has blue markings all over his face, but has no idea::

Lilo: *Snicker Snicker*

Suz: ::raises an eyebrow, then looks at Kurt who is also snickering::

::Logan looks around at the giggling audience:: ..........What??

Suz: ::Straightens up:: Oh nothing, Lilo would you like to introduce our first outtake?

Lilo: Sure! Our first clip is from a home video taken at the X2 premiere after party. It involves some very drunken mutants and.. KARAOKE!!!

*DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN*

::Logan and Kurt's eyes widen in fear::

Lilo: ROLL IT!

:: The camera moves down a hallway. You can hear muffled music coming from one of the rooms:: *giggle, giggle* ::The door is opened to reveal Logan, Scott, Kurt, and Bobby dancing around with microphones in their hands and nacho hats on their heads::

NACHO, NACHO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!! I WANNA BE A NACHO MAAAAN!!!

HEY! *pose*

HEY! *pose*

HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!....... ::The girls with the camera burst out laughing::

Lilo: Wasn't that great! ::Turns to Logan:: You're so cute when you sing!

::Suz just giggles::

::Kurt and Logan are frozen with looks of horror on their faces::

Logan: How did they get that??

Suz: Oh we have ways.

Kurt: *gulp*

Lilo: ::evil grin:: OK Logan, how about you introduce our next clip?

Logan: this one is from the movie. Kitty is trying to phase through her bed but somethin goes wrong.

Suz: ROLL IT!!

::faint noises are heard in the background. The camera zooms in on the peacefully sleeping Kitty. All of a sudden, a series of yells and loud bangs startle her awake. Frightened, she attempts to phase through her bed.::
:: The scene moves to the room below hers. It's empty.::

Kitty: Uhhhhh...up here.......

:: The camera moves up to show Kitty dangling from the ceiling. Her legs and one of her arms is stuck in the ceiling::

* a good snickering is had by all*

Lilo: Kurt, why don't you introduce our next clip?

Kurt: Uh of course. The next clip is actually very recent. Just a little a prank I am playing on zhe cast. ROLL IT!!!!!!

::Kurt is running around the Xavier mansion, a head cam strapped to his forehead and in his 3 fingered hand he wields a blue sharpie:: :: Hanging from the ceiling by his tail, he draws symbols resembling the ones on his forehead on Wolverine's face::

Audience: *extreme giggleage*

::He continues this until he has the entire cast symbolified::

Audience: *more giggleage*

::Before turning off the camera he turns it towards him:: That'll teach them for not letting me introduce myself.

::Logan rubs his fingers over his face. He sees the blue smudges on his fingers::

Logan: ::looks up at Kurt:: *low, evil growl*

Kurt: O.O Uh oh.......Uh Hey Logan, it vas only a joke....heh heh....

*BAMF!*

Logan: COME OUT HERE YOU FUZZY LITTLE SONUVA...

*This is a message brought to you by your local broadcasting company.*

:: insert Wheaties jingle here::

::Is trying to stop Logan from killing Kurt who is hiding on one of the rafters::

Logan: ::he shoots out his claws and uses them to climb the metal supports::

Suz: Logan, if you don't stop, I'll pull out the outtakes of you singing songs from ANNIE!!

Logan: ::looks at Suz:: O.O

Lilo: she's right ::holds up the tapes:: the VCR's just around the corner Logan.

::Kurt busts out laughing::

Logan: ::pushes Kurt off the rafter then jumps back down:: Fine.

Kurt: ::catches himself on the rafter by his tail::

Suz: ::looks up:: Kurt. Sit down.

Kurt: *BAMF!* ::appears back in his chair::

Suz: Ok then........ And now for our next outtake, Kurt would you be so kind as to introduce our next clip?

Kurt: Yes, this is between takes when Logan and Scott were sitting and having a few beers.

Suz: Roll it!

::Logan and Scott are sitting there drink beers, when Logan lets out a loud belch.::

::Not to be outdone, Scott downs his beer and lets out a louder belch.::

::Logan cracks another beer open, takes a swig and takes a louder longer belch.::

::well basically all hell breaks loose and the belches get louder and longer until Logan belches so loud he cracks a mirror.::

Scott: Ok, ok you win.

Lilo: o.O that was grotesque.

::Suz just smirks:: That was great, but you're both amateurs.

Lilo: OK how about you wrap things up with this next clip Logan.

Logan: This last clip is a personal favorite of mine. Jean gets a small cut which causes the pansy...I mean Scott to overreact slightly and I.......sedate him. ::smirks::

Lilo: Roll it.

::Jean is seen moving stacks of paper around. She suddenly drops the stack in her hand::

Jean: OW! Great I got a paper cut.

:: a tiny drop of blood escapes her finger just in time for Scott to see::

Scott: OH MY GOD! JEAN YOURE HURT!! ::proceeds to run around the room in circles screaming "HELP!" and "MEDIC!"::

::Logan walks in the room and sees the spastic Scott and annoyed Jean::

Logan: Oh brother.....::walks over to Scott and raises his fist and waits for him to come closer.:: wait for it..........wait for it...... *BAM!*

::Scott falls to the floor with a thud::

::Audience bursts out laughing::

Lilo: *gasps for air* You sedated him alright!

Lilo: Well, that's all the time we have for today

Suz: Tune in next time!

Suz: Let's give a special thanks to our returning guests Logan and Kurt!

*APPLAUSE*

Lilo: We'll see you next time!

Suz: ::waves:: BYE BYE!! Lilo: SMOOCHES!!

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