This story was co written by Rei Spiegel
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Hey! Were back! Unfortunately we don't own X-Men. ::banging and muffled
yells that sound vaguely like the word "help" are heard in the
background::....uhhhh..* COUGH *..R&R please!! ^_^;
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Suz: Guten Tag Mein Leibechen ::does eyebrow thing::
Lilo: Hello to all! Welcome back to the Outtake Show!
::the "Applause" sign comes on::
Audience member: ::cheer, shout, anything remotely related to applause::
Suz: Yes! And let's welcome back our special guests from last time! Kurt Wagner and Logan......uhh :no last name given:
Audience: ::cheereth::
::Kurt and Logan walk on stage and sit down, Logan has blue markings all over his face, but has no idea::
Lilo: *Snicker Snicker*
Suz: ::raises an eyebrow, then looks at Kurt who is also snickering::
::Logan looks around at the giggling audience:: ..........What??
Suz: ::Straightens up:: Oh nothing, Lilo would you like to introduce our first outtake?
Lilo: Sure! Our first clip is from a home video taken at the X2 premiere after party. It involves some very drunken mutants and.. KARAOKE!!!
*DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN*
::Logan and Kurt's eyes widen in fear::
Lilo: ROLL IT!
:: The camera moves down a hallway. You can hear muffled music coming from one of the rooms:: *giggle, giggle* ::The door is opened to reveal Logan, Scott, Kurt, and Bobby dancing around with microphones in their hands and nacho hats on their heads::
NACHO, NACHO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!! I WANNA BE A NACHO MAAAAN!!!
HEY! *pose*
HEY! *pose*
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!....... ::The girls with the camera burst out laughing::
Lilo: Wasn't that great! ::Turns to Logan:: You're so cute when you sing!
::Suz just giggles::
::Kurt and Logan are frozen with looks of horror on their faces::
Logan: How did they get that??
Suz: Oh we have ways.
Kurt: *gulp*
Lilo: ::evil grin:: OK Logan, how about you introduce our next clip?
Logan: this one is from the movie. Kitty is trying to phase through her bed but somethin goes wrong.
Suz: ROLL IT!!
::faint noises are heard in the background. The camera zooms in on the peacefully sleeping Kitty. All of a sudden, a series of yells and loud bangs startle her awake. Frightened, she attempts to phase through her bed.::
:: The scene moves to the room below hers. It's empty.::
Kitty: Uhhhhh...up here.......
:: The camera moves up to show Kitty dangling from the ceiling. Her legs and one of her arms is stuck in the ceiling::
* a good snickering is had by all*
Lilo: Kurt, why don't you introduce our next clip?
Kurt: Uh of course. The next clip is actually very recent. Just a little a prank I am playing on zhe cast. ROLL IT!!!!!!
::Kurt is running around the Xavier mansion, a head cam strapped to his forehead and in his 3 fingered hand he wields a blue sharpie:: :: Hanging from the ceiling by his tail, he draws symbols resembling the ones on his forehead on Wolverine's face::
Audience: *extreme giggleage*
::He continues this until he has the entire cast symbolified::
Audience: *more giggleage*
::Before turning off the camera he turns it towards him:: That'll teach them for not letting me introduce myself.
::Logan rubs his fingers over his face. He sees the blue smudges on his fingers::
Logan: ::looks up at Kurt:: *low, evil growl*
Kurt: O.O Uh oh.......Uh Hey Logan, it vas only a joke....heh heh....
*BAMF!*
Logan: COME OUT HERE YOU FUZZY LITTLE SONUVA...
*This is a message brought to you by your local broadcasting company.*
:: insert Wheaties jingle here::
::Is trying to stop Logan from killing Kurt who is hiding on one of the rafters::
Logan: ::he shoots out his claws and uses them to climb the metal supports::
Suz: Logan, if you don't stop, I'll pull out the outtakes of you singing songs from ANNIE!!
Logan: ::looks at Suz:: O.O
Lilo: she's right ::holds up the tapes:: the VCR's just around the corner Logan.
::Kurt busts out laughing::
Logan: ::pushes Kurt off the rafter then jumps back down:: Fine.
Kurt: ::catches himself on the rafter by his tail::
Suz: ::looks up:: Kurt. Sit down.
Kurt: *BAMF!* ::appears back in his chair::
Suz: Ok then........ And now for our next outtake, Kurt would you be so kind as to introduce our next clip?
Kurt: Yes, this is between takes when Logan and Scott were sitting and having a few beers.
Suz: Roll it!
::Logan and Scott are sitting there drink beers, when Logan lets out a loud belch.::
::Not to be outdone, Scott downs his beer and lets out a louder belch.::
::Logan cracks another beer open, takes a swig and takes a louder longer belch.::
::well basically all hell breaks loose and the belches get louder and longer until Logan belches so loud he cracks a mirror.::
Scott: Ok, ok you win.
Lilo: o.O that was grotesque.
::Suz just smirks:: That was great, but you're both amateurs.
Lilo: OK how about you wrap things up with this next clip Logan.
Logan: This last clip is a personal favorite of mine. Jean gets a small cut which causes the pansy...I mean Scott to overreact slightly and I.......sedate him. ::smirks::
Lilo: Roll it.
::Jean is seen moving stacks of paper around. She suddenly drops the stack in her hand::
Jean: OW! Great I got a paper cut.
:: a tiny drop of blood escapes her finger just in time for Scott to see::
Scott: OH MY GOD! JEAN YOURE HURT!! ::proceeds to run around the room in circles screaming "HELP!" and "MEDIC!"::
::Logan walks in the room and sees the spastic Scott and annoyed Jean::
Logan: Oh brother.....::walks over to Scott and raises his fist and waits for him to come closer.:: wait for it..........wait for it...... *BAM!*
::Scott falls to the floor with a thud::
::Audience bursts out laughing::
Lilo: *gasps for air* You sedated him alright!
Lilo: Well, that's all the time we have for today
Suz: Tune in next time!
Suz: Let's give a special thanks to our returning guests Logan and Kurt!
*APPLAUSE*
Lilo: We'll see you next time!
Suz: ::waves:: BYE BYE!! Lilo: SMOOCHES!!
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Well that's it for now R&R PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Suz: Guten Tag Mein Leibechen ::does eyebrow thing::
Lilo: Hello to all! Welcome back to the Outtake Show!
::the "Applause" sign comes on::
Audience member: ::cheer, shout, anything remotely related to applause::
Suz: Yes! And let's welcome back our special guests from last time! Kurt Wagner and Logan......uhh :no last name given:
Audience: ::cheereth::
::Kurt and Logan walk on stage and sit down, Logan has blue markings all over his face, but has no idea::
Lilo: *Snicker Snicker*
Suz: ::raises an eyebrow, then looks at Kurt who is also snickering::
::Logan looks around at the giggling audience:: ..........What??
Suz: ::Straightens up:: Oh nothing, Lilo would you like to introduce our first outtake?
Lilo: Sure! Our first clip is from a home video taken at the X2 premiere after party. It involves some very drunken mutants and.. KARAOKE!!!
*DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN*
::Logan and Kurt's eyes widen in fear::
Lilo: ROLL IT!
:: The camera moves down a hallway. You can hear muffled music coming from one of the rooms:: *giggle, giggle* ::The door is opened to reveal Logan, Scott, Kurt, and Bobby dancing around with microphones in their hands and nacho hats on their heads::
NACHO, NACHO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!! I WANNA BE A NACHO MAAAAN!!!
HEY! *pose*
HEY! *pose*
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!....... ::The girls with the camera burst out laughing::
Lilo: Wasn't that great! ::Turns to Logan:: You're so cute when you sing!
::Suz just giggles::
::Kurt and Logan are frozen with looks of horror on their faces::
Logan: How did they get that??
Suz: Oh we have ways.
Kurt: *gulp*
Lilo: ::evil grin:: OK Logan, how about you introduce our next clip?
Logan: this one is from the movie. Kitty is trying to phase through her bed but somethin goes wrong.
Suz: ROLL IT!!
::faint noises are heard in the background. The camera zooms in on the peacefully sleeping Kitty. All of a sudden, a series of yells and loud bangs startle her awake. Frightened, she attempts to phase through her bed.::
:: The scene moves to the room below hers. It's empty.::
Kitty: Uhhhhh...up here.......
:: The camera moves up to show Kitty dangling from the ceiling. Her legs and one of her arms is stuck in the ceiling::
* a good snickering is had by all*
Lilo: Kurt, why don't you introduce our next clip?
Kurt: Uh of course. The next clip is actually very recent. Just a little a prank I am playing on zhe cast. ROLL IT!!!!!!
::Kurt is running around the Xavier mansion, a head cam strapped to his forehead and in his 3 fingered hand he wields a blue sharpie:: :: Hanging from the ceiling by his tail, he draws symbols resembling the ones on his forehead on Wolverine's face::
Audience: *extreme giggleage*
::He continues this until he has the entire cast symbolified::
Audience: *more giggleage*
::Before turning off the camera he turns it towards him:: That'll teach them for not letting me introduce myself.
::Logan rubs his fingers over his face. He sees the blue smudges on his fingers::
Logan: ::looks up at Kurt:: *low, evil growl*
Kurt: O.O Uh oh.......Uh Hey Logan, it vas only a joke....heh heh....
*BAMF!*
Logan: COME OUT HERE YOU FUZZY LITTLE SONUVA...
*This is a message brought to you by your local broadcasting company.*
:: insert Wheaties jingle here::
::Is trying to stop Logan from killing Kurt who is hiding on one of the rafters::
Logan: ::he shoots out his claws and uses them to climb the metal supports::
Suz: Logan, if you don't stop, I'll pull out the outtakes of you singing songs from ANNIE!!
Logan: ::looks at Suz:: O.O
Lilo: she's right ::holds up the tapes:: the VCR's just around the corner Logan.
::Kurt busts out laughing::
Logan: ::pushes Kurt off the rafter then jumps back down:: Fine.
Kurt: ::catches himself on the rafter by his tail::
Suz: ::looks up:: Kurt. Sit down.
Kurt: *BAMF!* ::appears back in his chair::
Suz: Ok then........ And now for our next outtake, Kurt would you be so kind as to introduce our next clip?
Kurt: Yes, this is between takes when Logan and Scott were sitting and having a few beers.
Suz: Roll it!
::Logan and Scott are sitting there drink beers, when Logan lets out a loud belch.::
::Not to be outdone, Scott downs his beer and lets out a louder belch.::
::Logan cracks another beer open, takes a swig and takes a louder longer belch.::
::well basically all hell breaks loose and the belches get louder and longer until Logan belches so loud he cracks a mirror.::
Scott: Ok, ok you win.
Lilo: o.O that was grotesque.
::Suz just smirks:: That was great, but you're both amateurs.
Lilo: OK how about you wrap things up with this next clip Logan.
Logan: This last clip is a personal favorite of mine. Jean gets a small cut which causes the pansy...I mean Scott to overreact slightly and I.......sedate him. ::smirks::
Lilo: Roll it.
::Jean is seen moving stacks of paper around. She suddenly drops the stack in her hand::
Jean: OW! Great I got a paper cut.
:: a tiny drop of blood escapes her finger just in time for Scott to see::
Scott: OH MY GOD! JEAN YOURE HURT!! ::proceeds to run around the room in circles screaming "HELP!" and "MEDIC!"::
::Logan walks in the room and sees the spastic Scott and annoyed Jean::
Logan: Oh brother.....::walks over to Scott and raises his fist and waits for him to come closer.:: wait for it..........wait for it...... *BAM!*
::Scott falls to the floor with a thud::
::Audience bursts out laughing::
Lilo: *gasps for air* You sedated him alright!
Lilo: Well, that's all the time we have for today
Suz: Tune in next time!
Suz: Let's give a special thanks to our returning guests Logan and Kurt!
*APPLAUSE*
Lilo: We'll see you next time!
Suz: ::waves:: BYE BYE!! Lilo: SMOOCHES!!
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Well that's it for now R&R PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
